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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds
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Cyanide,
Could you please politely fuck off? You have made me detest coming to BritGAF reading your shit posts about woe is me and how you're a victim to every argument that ever happens, online and in real life. Have you noticed how nothing is ever your fault and is always everybody else's fault? I think the point Mikeside was trying to get across is that you're the problem, nobody else.
You ignore every bit of advice ever given to you, when you specifically ask for it or have blatantly been looking for some sort of attention and to be honest, it's pathetic - you're a grown man who has a child... Yet, the night you spent over the 'wenches' house, all you seemed to be doing was posting on here, instead of spending time with your daughter (who may have well been asleep, in which case I apologise) but spending time with the 'wench' who you are supposedly being there for... That night, it looked like you were just glued to your phone. Now, I know... I'm not you, I wasn't there... But seriously, you're with someone - get off your phone and don't post on GAF non-stop, socialise and if you're totally adamant on it, try getting back with her.
Now, I'm not saying this is the views of everybody else, but these are certainly my views and here are a few tips to you on how to live your life ever so slightly better.
1. Get the fuck off the internet, it clearly is not a good place for you because all you seem to do is attention seek and cry when you don't get it.
2. Try and sort your personal life out - Do whatever makes you happy, do whatever you feel is right in your life - BUT... When shit hits the fan, you can't expect people to care or even remotely give a fuck about you when all you do is ignore their advice.
3. You claimed to have zero confidence and you didn't like your photograph being taken, yet... I think I have seen more photographs of you than I have Mikeside... and Mikeside loves a good photo.
4. Please, for the love of god - Cheer the fuck up. The shitty chavvy idea of YOLO, unfortunately at this moment in time, relates to you. You do only live once, so just enjoy it - stop being a miserable moany cunt all the time - You do not have a bad life, you are clearly intelligent enough to have a decent job... AND... You have a daughter who loves you, I don't know how much you get to see her, but appreciate the fact that she does love you, because if that was me... I'd be over the moon to know someone I created loves me.
If you really want to report me to a mod for being rude or offensive, go ahead - because I have lost interest in posting in BritGAF since your whole depressive stage, the people who know me, have an interest in my life and vice versa, I will keep in contact with (I apologise to all the new guys who don't know me all that well - I will try to keep attending meets - anxiety permitting)
Could you please politely fuck off? You have made me detest coming to BritGAF reading your shit posts about woe is me and how you're a victim to every argument that ever happens, online and in real life. Have you noticed how nothing is ever your fault and is always everybody else's fault? I think the point Mikeside was trying to get across is that you're the problem, nobody else.
You ignore every bit of advice ever given to you, when you specifically ask for it or have blatantly been looking for some sort of attention and to be honest, it's pathetic - you're a grown man who has a child... Yet, the night you spent over the 'wenches' house, all you seemed to be doing was posting on here, instead of spending time with your daughter (who may have well been asleep, in which case I apologise) but spending time with the 'wench' who you are supposedly being there for... That night, it looked like you were just glued to your phone. Now, I know... I'm not you, I wasn't there... But seriously, you're with someone - get off your phone and don't post on GAF non-stop, socialise and if you're totally adamant on it, try getting back with her.
Now, I'm not saying this is the views of everybody else, but these are certainly my views and here are a few tips to you on how to live your life ever so slightly better.
1. Get the fuck off the internet, it clearly is not a good place for you because all you seem to do is attention seek and cry when you don't get it.
2. Try and sort your personal life out - Do whatever makes you happy, do whatever you feel is right in your life - BUT... When shit hits the fan, you can't expect people to care or even remotely give a fuck about you when all you do is ignore their advice.
3. You claimed to have zero confidence and you didn't like your photograph being taken, yet... I think I have seen more photographs of you than I have Mikeside... and Mikeside loves a good photo.
4. Please, for the love of god - Cheer the fuck up. The shitty chavvy idea of YOLO, unfortunately at this moment in time, relates to you. You do only live once, so just enjoy it - stop being a miserable moany cunt all the time - You do not have a bad life, you are clearly intelligent enough to have a decent job... AND... You have a daughter who loves you, I don't know how much you get to see her, but appreciate the fact that she does love you, because if that was me... I'd be over the moon to know someone I created loves me.
If you really want to report me to a mod for being rude or offensive, go ahead - because I have lost interest in posting in BritGAF since your whole depressive stage, the people who know me, have an interest in my life and vice versa, I will keep in contact with (I apologise to all the new guys who don't know me all that well - I will try to keep attending meets - anxiety permitting)
I understand completely, sorry for any misunderstanding.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
The truth bomb has been dropped.
Musha_Soturi
Member
God Jackboy, you could at least spell my name right.
And as youre so interested, were delaying it for a couple of months while we get our finances in order. Im actually being all sensible and grown up, how about that?
But more importantly, how are things with you Jackboy? I worry that were not excluding you enough.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
I'm glad that you asked. You see things have been-
Wait a second...Jackboy? That's not my name!
dapperbandit
Banned
seriously, I see those lusty eyes and read it into every one of his posts
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Fuck that shit song
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Hey, Daps (can I call you "Daps"?)! How did your fascist novel go?
NinjaBoiX
Member
I actually really like it! Plus, "JB" still works, so it's all good.
Whatever happened to those guys? They hit the scene just as I was getting into The Kills, they came across as a Fisher Price version.
So fly...
...yep, it's all in those mesmerising peepers, got dayum.
They call him daps...
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Damn. What I miss just now?
This is what I get for not visiting this thread more often.
dapperbandit
Banned
you mean the fiction or the manifesto?
AHA AHA HA
mostly unwritten
November had too much going on so I got maybe 10 pages of stuff that doesn't represent a beginning, middle or end.
Also, you may call me daps, but I prefer "bandito"
Really shitty second album. (They had Calvin Harris working on it IIRC, and even his turd polishing skills weren't up to the task.)
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Pretty much. In fact I might be forgetting or unaware of a few things, but seems that a fair few mainstream artists in 2007/8 had that feel to them.
dapperbandit
Banned
I know I feel like I let myself down a bit.
But when I get an idea for a book like that I don't even know if it's a book I want, it could be any medium really. I'm good at intensely visualizing specific scenes but when it comes to joining a narrative together it all falls apart.
EDIT
An example of what I'm talking about with the medium, I can think of particular songs I would use for montages and specific ways I'd use a camera
Unfortunately I don't really have the means or skills to make a TV show or film so books are my only avenue creatively
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
David Cage posts on GAF?
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Maybe just keep banging your head against it till something happens?
CHEEZMO;98077013 said:
Good... GOOD.
dapperbandit
Banned
CHEEZMO;98077013 said:
lol
Look at zis old manz eyez. You can see ze emotion. Now look as we thrust zis old man into a plot zat makes no sense.
NinjaBoiX
Member
It's "daps" and that's the end of it. Righto?
As far as pop music goes, I actually quite like some of his stuff, particularly producing for other people. He has that knack imbuing a hook with a bit of originality; a little pitch shift here, a breakbeat there. He knows what he's doing that boy.
And his DJ career is enviable at the minute, he was the worlds highest paid DJ last year. And a residency at Amnesia? Not bad for a shelf stacker from Dumfries. Fair play to him.
Yeah, they didn't exactly sound like they were going to set the world on fire.
dapperbandit
Banned
Okay Boix
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Not you, Mike, NOT YOU
I'm fine with Calvin Harris, had a bit of a weak spot for Acceptable in the 80s but the Ting Tings couldn't get away with releasing their first album again with slightly different hooks and I don't think he could make something good out of them this time.
You know who released a massively disappointing second album that made me sad? Sleigh Bells.
You just gave him about 4 paragraphs worth of attention. Like you made more effort on that post than I have on some A level coursework...
Some really catchy songs in there man. They were fun live too
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Catchy isn't necessarily a good thing. AIDS, for instance, is quite catchy.
EDIT: I'm teasing, squire.
Catchy isn't necessarily a good thing. AIDS, for instance, is quite catchy.
EDIT: I'm teasing, squire.
Don't worry dude, I wouldn't take offense. Banter, innit!
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Just in case. I've inadvertently insulted quite a few people this week both on the interwebz and in RL.
Classics include: "You're definitely a four finger kind of girl" and "Anyone who laughs at Big Bang Theory is a fucking retard... you do? Ah."
Oh man, I watch BBT too. Definitely not a four finger girl though, so that's something
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
SEE? I'M DOING IT AGAIN
NinjaBoiX
Member
Areet Dave.
Unkle's second album was hugely disappointing.
You could say they were a shadow of their former selves...
(wah-waaahhh)
"Well yeah, but mould would grow on me if I gave it long enough."
He's a delightful chap.
I used to get NinjaBox on XBLA, but with that nasal yank drawl it always came out "hey NinjaBawx, stop sucking ass dude."
Man, I haven't heard those guys for a while.
Unkle's second album was hugely disappointing.
You could say they were a shadow of their former selves...
(wah-waaahhh)
Pats has a similar one if some says something will "grow on him".
"Well yeah, but mould would grow on me if I gave it long enough."
He's a delightful chap.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I like him.
Marc
Member
So, erm, I got to the bit in Pearl Harbour where Ben Affleck and friends save Britain in the Battle of Britain. Then I threw up in my mouth a little and had to stop, Kate Beckinsale be damned.
Although I think things are escalating beyond shit films now so I will get my coat.
dapperbandit - Feel the same, got tons of short story ideas with loads of scenes written out on notepads as well as an epic 4 book fantasy story. Then when I sit down to attempt to actually write it out give up like a little bitch. Justify it to myself by thinking most writers get successful when they are old, except that's because they have honed their craft for 20 years beforehand failing. Just want to skip the failing bit by being lazy I guess.
Although I think things are escalating beyond shit films now so I will get my coat.
dapperbandit - Feel the same, got tons of short story ideas with loads of scenes written out on notepads as well as an epic 4 book fantasy story. Then when I sit down to attempt to actually write it out give up like a little bitch. Justify it to myself by thinking most writers get successful when they are old, except that's because they have honed their craft for 20 years beforehand failing. Just want to skip the failing bit by being lazy I guess.
Areet yowth
Jordan,
I don't know what sort of response you were looking for to your post, but I'm not going to rise to the bait and bite back. Instead, I'll just thank you. It was a much-needed kick up the arse. I apologise if me being a member on NeoGAF has made you detest coming here. I will do whatever steps necessary to make it so you actually enjoy posting here, whether it means stop being a miserable cunt or stop posting here altogether.
It's been bought to my attention by two other BritGAF members that I should seek some professional help. I was trying as hard as possible to avoid going down that route but, as mentioned, it's clear to others - not just on NeoGAF either - that I need to just accept that I can't continue the way I am. It's not good for me, it's not good for others around me. This much is clear as proven by not only you not wanting to be here anymore, but also by jimbor taking a ban to voice his opinion of me. On the subject of jimbor, I would like to point out that I had nothing to do with his ban. I didn't report him, I didn't even PM any other members about it. It was just unfortunate that he got banned.
With regards to the advice given to me by yourself and by others, I do take it on board in my own way. It may seem like I'm unappreciative and flat out ignoring it, but I'm not. I'm really not. Fact of the matter is, I have a social disorder. I've only ever spoke to one person on this forum about it and why I am the way I am. I will not be going in to it in here for numerous reasons, all I can do is apologise if I've ever pissed anyone off with my attitude and outlook on life - and let's face it, there's enough evidence to say that I have pissed many of you off. I've tried telling myself I don't have the power or capability to change who I am. Truth is, I need to change who I am or else I'll just bury myself deeper in this hole.
Anyway, yeah, I just wanted to put my 0.02 forward here. Again, I thank you for posting and having your say. As stupid as it sounds, I genuinely appreciate it and I will be doing whatever I can to try and improve various aspects of my life. Peace out.
I don't know what sort of response you were looking for to your post, but I'm not going to rise to the bait and bite back. Instead, I'll just thank you. It was a much-needed kick up the arse. I apologise if me being a member on NeoGAF has made you detest coming here. I will do whatever steps necessary to make it so you actually enjoy posting here, whether it means stop being a miserable cunt or stop posting here altogether.
It's been bought to my attention by two other BritGAF members that I should seek some professional help. I was trying as hard as possible to avoid going down that route but, as mentioned, it's clear to others - not just on NeoGAF either - that I need to just accept that I can't continue the way I am. It's not good for me, it's not good for others around me. This much is clear as proven by not only you not wanting to be here anymore, but also by jimbor taking a ban to voice his opinion of me. On the subject of jimbor, I would like to point out that I had nothing to do with his ban. I didn't report him, I didn't even PM any other members about it. It was just unfortunate that he got banned.
With regards to the advice given to me by yourself and by others, I do take it on board in my own way. It may seem like I'm unappreciative and flat out ignoring it, but I'm not. I'm really not. Fact of the matter is, I have a social disorder. I've only ever spoke to one person on this forum about it and why I am the way I am. I will not be going in to it in here for numerous reasons, all I can do is apologise if I've ever pissed anyone off with my attitude and outlook on life - and let's face it, there's enough evidence to say that I have pissed many of you off. I've tried telling myself I don't have the power or capability to change who I am. Truth is, I need to change who I am or else I'll just bury myself deeper in this hole.
Anyway, yeah, I just wanted to put my 0.02 forward here. Again, I thank you for posting and having your say. As stupid as it sounds, I genuinely appreciate it and I will be doing whatever I can to try and improve various aspects of my life. Peace out.
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