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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds
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Nerdkiller
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'Tis "YORE MA!" 'round these parts, guv.
This isnt Texas?
Hot Coldman
Banned
that's the first time I've seen BGBW not end a post with punctuation
Nerdkiller
Membeur
WHAT'CHU SAYIN' TO ME, PILGRIM!?
Daffy Duck
Member
Pilgrim, LOL!
That word just reminds me of Noel Edmonds on Deal or No Deal.
That word just reminds me of Noel Edmonds on Deal or No Deal.
My mum isn't into people who are socially inept.
QuicheFontaine
Member
Is that still going?
Daffy Duck
Member
Hot Coldman
Banned
Nah, I seriously doubt it.
Can't decide if this is a good song or not:
http://youtu.be/RE-wHxe73mU
Emma Pollock - Red Orange Green
http://youtu.be/RE-wHxe73mU
Emma Pollock - Red Orange Green
NinjaBoiX
Member
That chick clearly wants some minj.
BANKS man, she peels my carrots:
BANKS - Brain
It's like a love song from a corny 80's chick flick or something, those drums are so overblown and dramatic, but fuck I love it! Power ballad-tastic. Then when she kicks the vocals up a gear from 2:05 onwards, carrot shavings all over the floor.
"But it's all the same
I could have foreseen
That you would act like you are
Oh so cool you seem
Blending with that scene
Wearing what you think is hard
I can see you struggling
Boy, don't hurt your brain
Thinking what you're gonna say
Cause everything's a game
Always trying to calculate
Trying to look smart but not too smart
To threaten anything they say"
The sass of that last verse is glorious.
BANKS man, she peels my carrots:
BANKS - Brain
It's like a love song from a corny 80's chick flick or something, those drums are so overblown and dramatic, but fuck I love it! Power ballad-tastic. Then when she kicks the vocals up a gear from 2:05 onwards, carrot shavings all over the floor.
"But it's all the same
I could have foreseen
That you would act like you are
Oh so cool you seem
Blending with that scene
Wearing what you think is hard
I can see you struggling
Boy, don't hurt your brain
Thinking what you're gonna say
Cause everything's a game
Always trying to calculate
Trying to look smart but not too smart
To threaten anything they say"
The sass of that last verse is glorious.
Racist and jealous, that's one hell of a combo for one so young.
QuicheFontaine
Member
Oh my god HOW? Surely they must have opened the boxes is every conceivable order at this point?
Don't they film, like, three episodes a day as well? Noel has got stamina
JonathanEx
Member
Yeah, it's several a day, in Bristol. So obviously it's not filmed every day of the week. It's like just been recommissioned for it's 10th year I think.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
The hipster-indie-freetrade-organic-middleclass-glasses&scarfwearingbarista music video looks like shit and makes me want to punch my monitor. Song itself is okay.
QuicheFontaine
Member
Sounds about right. I was obsessed with it in my second year of uni, which would have been 2005. I stopped watching when I saw someone win the big prize (same as Millionaire).
I actually know the hotel all the contestants stay in in Bristol (Mercure), I've been to a load of networking lunches there. I should start watching again and see if I spot anyone I recognise!
Musha_Soturi
Member
As someone who usually doesn't like most of the music posted in this thread, gotta say man I really enjoyed this, thanks!
JonathanEx
Member
I think I've stayed in a Mercure in Bristol, don't know it's the same one. I bring this up because it was one of those hotel rooms with a telly in the bathroom in like one of the bathroom tiles. Feel like you're some sort of royalty with that level of luxuary.
QuicheFontaine
Member
That was probably the Mercure Brigstow, which is the slightly posher one. Guests of DOND stay in the Mercure Redcliffe, which just ain't quite as nice.
I wonder if Noel ever drops in? I'm sure I remember him talking to some of the contestants like he'd been in the bar with them in the evenings.
Hot Coldman
Banned
I'm packing to picket the MOBOs as we speak
Be sure to fart in Ed Sheeran's general direction. I hate that black bastard.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Right, this is the only appropriate place for this on GAF. Have you cunts seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
The Chuckle Brothers & Tynchy Stryder have released a fucking music video :|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
The Chuckle Brothers & Tynchy Stryder have released a fucking music video :|
More like "Have you cunts seen me?"
We haven't seen you since the Meadows UK/ROI GAF days.
I like that 'Sing' tune and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Had no idea who it was until I shazam'd that M&S advert (or whoever it's for).
Well, I'm slightly ashamed to admit it.
Also, Ed ain't black. You're thinking of Sam Smith.
JonathanEx
Member
No no, Ed is the most influential black artist around according to 1xtra.
But Sam swept the board at the MOBOs!
I tell ya, these trans-ethnic cats are making neat categorisations difficult. Something needs to be done about it.
show me your skeleton
Member
yeah! fuck league of legends!
Just came here to post this. I don't know what to say.
"Oh dear... oh dear oh dear."
NinjaBoiX
Member
That Pharrell touch.
(I like it, don't give a fuck.)
Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.
Edit: fuck you Biggie B!
I got Tynchy Stryder confused with Tinnie Tempah and was thinking "Why did he feel the need stoop that low? Isn't he still relevant?" and then I remembered that Tynchy Stryder was that guy who got that one hit wonder with N-DUBZ like aaages ago and thought "Yup, now it makes sense."
Let's fix this shall we?
Let's go Murphys!
Let's fix this shall we?
Let's go Murphys!
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
spat out my coffee there.
dapperbandit
Banned
I don't have enough facial hair or plaid shirts to be in a country band I'm afraid.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Omg yes I've always wanted to start a country band! I nearly got one going once, had a drummer, double bass player and mandolin player, just couldn't find a guitarist
Nerdkiller
Membeur
How...how would that work? Do we really want another song like Accidental Racist?
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/39086-todd-and-rap-critc-talk-about-qaccidental-racistq
dapperbandit
Banned
It's already out there, didn't you hear it on the radio? It made it to #4
http://youtubedoubler.com/dI0x
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Same thing that happened to the BritGAF RPG Maker game.
Why do you have Drunken Butterfly as your tag?
Edit: Ignore that, Spotify was playing in the background when I unmuted my laptop.
show me your skeleton
Member
let's write a britgaf fantasty book!
let's make a britgaf romcom!
let's collaborate on a britgaf multimedia art piece!
let's have pass 'round the collection plate for me to get an xbox one, britgaf style!
on a more serious note how is it that i can happily bash out a load of gumpf for my stupid novel but can't spend ten minutes applying for Actual Real jobs?
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