Well I never. How rude.
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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds
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Well I never. How rude.
should be the next OT title
Gets my vote.
Screaming Meat
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Good pun! A little cheesy, maybe, but lots of layers.
NinjaBoiX
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My girlfriend left me for trying to stick pasta up her arse.
Ever since she left I've been feeling cannelloni.
Is that a picture of the actual lasagne he put his dick inside?
Look at it just lying there, the slut.
Screaming Meat
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I'm digging the facial hair.
Ian
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So do I, you haven't seen my girlfriend.
Screaming Meat
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They have the best headlines. Wasn't "I sucked dogs off for quavers" one? Cracking.
Hiya, just saw this thread,
When is your birthday: 15th August
Where do you live: London
Where are you from: I mean I was born in King College hospital (and almost snatched as a baby)
What do you do: I'm a head hunter/search consultant
What is your quest: To win masterchef
Favourite actor/actress: F*ck this is a hard question, Daniel Day Lewis or Joaquin Phoenix
Favourite band/artist: Jack White
Favourite TV show: New Girl at the moment (dont watch much TV)
Favourite crisps: Nik Naks (the purple one)
Favourite biscuit: Bourbons
Least favourite Pokémon: Magic Carp
Stalactites or stalagmites:I dont know what this is
How do you cut your sandwiche: diagonal but will have the occasional triangle
When is your birthday: 15th August
Where do you live: London
Where are you from: I mean I was born in King College hospital (and almost snatched as a baby)
What do you do: I'm a head hunter/search consultant
What is your quest: To win masterchef
Favourite actor/actress: F*ck this is a hard question, Daniel Day Lewis or Joaquin Phoenix
Favourite band/artist: Jack White
Favourite TV show: New Girl at the moment (dont watch much TV)
Favourite crisps: Nik Naks (the purple one)
Favourite biscuit: Bourbons
Least favourite Pokémon: Magic Carp
Stalactites or stalagmites:I dont know what this is
How do you cut your sandwiche: diagonal but will have the occasional triangle
Forgot Nik Naks existed. Underrated crisps them. Always loved the scampi one.
Musha_Soturi
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Welcome! Tell us more about almost being snatched as a baby! Also cutting sandwiches diagonally is triangles....
show me your skeleton
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sunday sport really like the word 'bellend'.
It's an amazing word, bellend.
Ian
Member
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Oh man that Street Harrassment thread is something. It's a race thread wrapped up in a misogyny thread, such a trap. London gals (well, Musha), do you find much street hollering in London or is this a New York thing?
You should see the hilarity in the FootballGAF thread from page 12 onwards (Batongen's post), mentions a LondonGAF meetup. Anyone from here involved in that?
The meet? Yes, many of us were there (though I'll be honest, I spent more time with those I knew than talking to Evi-kun, who I spoke to about once) As for the incident mentioned in the FootyGAF thread about the club, I know nothing of it as I was too busy killing it on the dance floor.
Musha_Soturi
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Yeah I do get comments quite frequently in London, mostly when I'm dressed up for a night out. I don't mind it most of the time but it can get a little annoying.
Musha_Soturi
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Yeah I organised it.
I don't remember Evi doing that, but I think I left before him. Why would you even bring that up? Guy was a douche and deserved the ban.
I just found it funny, was wondering if anyone else knew about it. Didn't know EviLore made the trip across the pond so often (I assume he was over for some other reason than just the meetup).
I think he travelled to Edinburgh on that same trip after the meetup. This must've been more than a year ago now? yeah, it was because the Fringe was in August.
What whatsapp group?
Musha_Soturi
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PM jimbor your number and he'll add you. If he feels like it.
He doesn't come over often, that was part of his round the world trip. I doubt he'll be back.
Jedeye Sniv
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Jimbor's in charge of the WA now? uh oh. What happened to Joan?
Musha_Soturi
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Jordan wanted a break from the group.
Unfortunately if the leader leaves it's completely random who it switches to.
Well I just had the weirdest fag break:
There I am minding my own business and a woman comes up and asks for a lighter.
I'm like "Yeah sure" and hand it to her, she proceeds to light her cigarette says "thank you" then says "You look like Jesus," to which I sort of look blankly back at her,
I'm a guy with longish hair and a beard, I've heard it quite a lot.
She then said "I meant it as a compliment, I think you look very trust worthy and handsome and kind. You should say bless you to people more often..."
At which point I turned around and said "Bless you" and walked off.
People are weird as fuck.
There I am minding my own business and a woman comes up and asks for a lighter.
I'm like "Yeah sure" and hand it to her, she proceeds to light her cigarette says "thank you" then says "You look like Jesus," to which I sort of look blankly back at her,
I'm a guy with longish hair and a beard, I've heard it quite a lot.
She then said "I meant it as a compliment, I think you look very trust worthy and handsome and kind. You should say bless you to people more often..."
At which point I turned around and said "Bless you" and walked off.
People are weird as fuck.
Did you manage to give 5000 people a cigarette with only a single pack?
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