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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds

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What the hell, why not?

When is your birthday: September 5th
Where do you live: Walton-on-Thames, Surrey
Where are you from: Walton-on-Thames, Surrey
What do you do: I stack shelves at Homebase
What is your quest: To get a better occupation
Favourite actor/actress: Sigourney Weaver
Favourite band/artist: Ice Cube
Favourite TV show: Peep Show
Favourite crisps: Worcester Sauce Walkers
Favourite biscuit: Malted Milk
Least favourite Pokémon: Blaziken
Stalactites or stalagmites: Stalactites
How do you cut your sandwiches: Infrequently

Welcome! You're close enough to come to a meet
 
A meet does sound cool, as long as I'm not the only socially awkward one.

I'm not entirely sure what this thread is but I'm definitely curious.
 
A meet does sound cool, as long as I'm not the only socially awkward one.

I'm not entirely sure what this thread is but I'm definitely curious.

This is Gaf mate, everyone's socially awkward.

It's BritGaf innit, a place where you can say cunt and not offend everyone in a 30 mile radius, a place where we can discuss all things British.

Actually we spend half the time slagging each other off and the other half posting mostly shit music links. Enjoy.
 

jimbor

Banned
Some dick at the station the other day was asking for money for 'Poppy day'. The twat was in a sailors outfit too, I assume he was in the navy.

Fucking poppy day, what a cock.

In less ranty news, just spunked £300 on my gf's 30th birthday present, two days before I'm going to Vegas. My wallet is crying, good job I've found a casino/brewery that does a $7.99 steak dinner, think I'll be eating there most days. The present was one of those rally experience day things. After much research, I think I've booked the best one, Phil Price Driving School.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Some dick at the station the other day was asking for money for 'Poppy day'. The twat was in a sailors outfit too, I assume he was in the navy.

Fucking poppy day, what a cock.

In less ranty news, just spunked £300 on my gf's 30th birthday present, two days before I'm going to Vegas. My wallet is crying, good job I've found a casino/brewery that does a $7.99 steak dinner, think I'll be eating there most days. The present was one of those rally experience day things. After much research, I think I've booked the best one, Phil Price Driving School.
Man that's going to be rad, well done.
 

jimbor

Banned
Man that's going to be rad, well done.

4 cars, 3 or 4 instructors and only up to 8 people. Apparently this place gives you most time behind the wheel. It means we'll have to go to that afterthought of a nation, Wales but it's a price worth paying, I suppose
 
Heh, I have my 2nd attempt at the theory test tomorrow. Like a knob I've barely revised like last time, 3 marks off a pass then. Felt absolutely stupid for failing, as I rightly should.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
4 cars, 3 or 4 instructors and only up to 8 people. Apparently this place gives you most time behind the wheel. It means we'll have to go to that afterthought of a nation, Wales but it's a price worth paying, I suppose
Wales has some of the best rally courses anyway, I'm envious! What are the cars you'll be in?
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Had a great weekend back home in Sunderland; caught up with some primo peeps, ate some great food and spent way more money than I intended to.

Minor clanger was missing my train home yesterday so I lost out on like £70-80 in wages today and spent another £50 on taxis and an extra coach ticket.

But I did get an extra night with the lady so swings and roundabouts innit.
This is Gaf mate, everyone's socially awkward.

It's BritGaf innit, a place where you can say cunt and not offend everyone in a 30 mile radius, a place where we can discuss all things British.

Actually we spend half the time slagging each other off and the other half posting mostly shit music links. Enjoy.
She's not wrong, we sure post some swill in here! Speaking of which (I'm on the coach for three hours OK, indulge me):

Purity Ring - Fireshrine

Royal Blood - Loose Change

Nas feat. Kelis - American Way
I just spunked £300 on my gf's 30th birthday present, two days before I'm going to Vegas. My wallet is crying, good job I've found a casino/brewery that does a $7.99 steak dinner, think I'll be eating there most days. The present was one of those rally experience day things. After much research, I think I've booked the best one, Phil Price Driving School.
That's a fucking birthday present! Awesome, I'd love to do that.
 

jimbor

Banned
Wales has some of the best rally courses anyway, I'm envious! What are the cars you'll be in?

Escort RS200 and a Subaru Impreza.

Had a great weekend back home in Sunderland; caught up with some primo peeps, ate some great food and spent way more money than I intended to.

Minor clanger was missing my train home yesterday so I lost out on like £70-80 in wages today and spent another £50 on taxis and an extra coach ticket.

But I did get an extra night with the lady so swings and roundabouts innit.

She's not wrong, we sure post some swill in here! Speaking of which (I'm on the coach for three hours OK, indulge me):

Purity Ring - Fireshrine

Royal Blood - Loose Change

Nas feat. Kelis - American Way

That's a fucking birthday present! Awesome, I'd love to do that.

She was saying how much she missed driving bluelights the other day and how she'd love to try rally driving one day. Many brownie points coming my way.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
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Skele7on

Banned

\dead

Yawn, another day in work...

Played the new call of duty last night, pushing my body to the limit on veteran.

It's actually the best call of duty game I have played in a long while.

Looking forward to finishing story as then the real fun begins, multiplayer....

The company new website came out today, pretty awesome, and the oyster reader was broken on my bus this morning so got a free ride. Today might be a better day.

:D
 
Good mornin

\dead

Yawn, another day in work...

Played the new call of duty last night, pushing my body to the limit on veteran.

It's actually the best call of duty game I have played in a long while.

Looking forward to finishing story as then the real fun begins, multiplayer....

The company new website came out today, pretty awesome, and the oyster reader was broken on my bus this morning so got a free ride. Today might be a better day.

:D

I actually really like it. hopping around and boosting in mid air is great fun and changes how the game is played. The game is quite pretty too, some of the characters are really well rendered.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
It's making me wonder if I even want to play other games that are being released after it.

I already cancelled my Alpha Sapphire preorder because I'll be playing this well into Christmas.

I know! It and Mario Kart have had the same effect on me. I'm kind of like "ah, so this is how great games should be...!" I look back at my hours of Destiny and feel a bit grumpy at how it made me wait for so long to get to the good stuff. Bayonetta starts with a fight on top of a plane as it flies around a city! On. A. Flying. Plane! Grrararahajgbskagnrskusbe

Edit

I just realised I didn't actually respond to you and just rambled!

Yes. I'm the same. I'm curious about LBP3 but the only game which I think can be half as good is Bloodborne.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
I know! It and Mario Kart have had the same effect on me. I'm kind of like "ah, so this is how great games should be...!" I look back at my hours of Destiny and feel a bit grumpy at how it made me wait for so long to get to the good stuff. Bayonetta starts with a fight on top of a plane as it flies around a city! On. A. Flying. Plane! Grrararahajgbskagnrskusbe

Edit

I just realised I didn't actually respond to you and just rambled!

Yes. I'm the same. I'm curious about LBP3 but the only game which I think can be half as good is Bloodborne.

I tried telling you but you were so wrapped up in the delirium of the grind. MMO mechanics are toxic and anti-fun. Hearing someone talking about raiding for legendaries makes my soul sad.

Bayo looks so fun. I love how unabashedly sexy/ist it is, it's joyous. And Witch Time is one of the most satisfying mechanics in any game.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
I tried telling you but you were so wrapped up in the delirium of the grind. MMO mechanics are toxic and anti-fun. Hearing someone talking about raiding for legendaries makes my soul sad.

Bayo looks so fun. I love how unabashedly sexy/ist it is, it's joyous. And Witch Time is one of the most satisfying mechanics in any game.


Well, there were still bits of Destiny I really enjoyed - the PvP was fun, the strikes and raid are fun the first few times and the exotic weapons are quite interesting. But I agree that they're all used in conjunction with unpleasant mechanics designed to make the game a lifestyle choice and something which can keep you numbly addicted for as long as possible.

You like how sexist it is??

I'm not sure it's either sexist or sexy! It's just high camp to me. Bayonetta is more like a drag queen than a woman!

But witch time is AMAZING. I love those bits in these 'character action' games where you are forced to fight someone who is effectively a mirror of you. The fights like that in Bayo 2 are like playing that bit in the Matrix films where Neo and Agent Smith are so evenly matched all their punches miss each other.
 

Reknoc

Member
Reknoc, don't you like hunter games? Have you tried Freedom Wars yet?

I do, I have. It's pretty good, I feel that MonHun is pretty much an unreachable pinnacle of this sort of game but so few feel even close to reaching it (hated Ragnarok Odyssey and Soul Sacrifice for example) but Freedom Wars might be the closest, followed by Toukiden and God Eater.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Well, there were still bits of Destiny I really enjoyed - the PvP was fun, the strikes and raid are fun the first few times and the exotic weapons are quite interesting. But I agree that they're all used in conjunction with unpleasant mechanics designed to make the game a lifestyle choice and something which can keep you numbly addicted for as long as possible.

You like how sexist it is??

I'm not sure it's either sexist or sexy! It's just high camp to me. Bayonetta is more like a drag queen than a woman!

But witch time is AMAZING. I love those bits in these 'character action' games where you are forced to fight someone who is effectively a mirror of you. The fights like that in Bayo 2 are like playing that bit in the Matrix films where Neo and Agent Smith are so evenly matched all their punches miss each other.

Well I don't think it's sexist but other people do, and that's what I lvoe about the game. It's just FLYING, PUUUUUUNCHING, KICKINGGGGGG, HAAAAIR, TIIIIIIIIITTS, WOOOOOOOOO. I think it straddles the line so well, it's just gleeful. Fuck Arthur Gies and his erectile dysfunction

edit: I'm feeling a bit on the upswing of manic this afternoon, been very busy, enjoying it lots.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
I do, I have. It's pretty good, I feel that MonHun is pretty much an unreachable pinnacle of this sort of game but so few feel even close to reaching it (hated Ragnarok Odyssey and Soul Sacrifice for example) but Freedom Wars might be the closest, followed by Toukiden and God Eater.

Ah, glad you like it! I still can't make up my mind. I keep trying to play it like an action game and I think it wants me to slow down and be a bit more tactical. It's very slow to get going though, isn't it?

Well I don't think it's sexist but other people do, and that's what I lvoe about the game. It's just FLYING, PUUUUUUNCHING, KICKINGGGGGG, HAAAAIR, TIIIIIIIIITTS, WOOOOOOOOO. I think it straddles the line so well, it's just gleeful. Fuck Arthur Gies and his erectile dysfunction

edit: I'm feeling a bit on the upswing of manic this afternoon, been very busy, enjoying it lots.

Hahaha. That's just gibberish!

I like Arthur Gies! I don't agree with him but I can see why people might take that view. To me it's like "COLOUR! SPEED! STUFF HAPPENING! MUST IMPOSE ORDER ON CHAOS! FUNNY VOICE ACTING! COLOUR! SPEED!" punctuated with the game telling me "YOU SUCK! PRACTICE MORE!"

I guess I find it really far fetched that anyone could view the game as sexual in a serious way.
 

SmokyDave

Member
I can't be arsed with Freedom Wars. Hearing it's closer to MonHun than the other 'hunting' games just seals the deal.

I reckon I'll finish up the last of Akiba's Trip before Binding of Isaac drops tomorrow, and then I'm pretty much done with new games until The Crew launches. I need something to take my mind off the crushing mediocrity of Driveclub.
 

Reknoc

Member
I can't be arsed with Freedom Wars. Hearing it's closer to MonHun than the other 'hunting' games just seals the deal.

Oh, no, it's really not that close to MonHun at all. It's more actiony with very fast melee and a big grappling mechanic. You can even play it a bit like a third person shooter.

Ah, glad you like it! I still can't make up my mind. I keep trying to play it like an action game and I think it wants me to slow down and be a bit more tactical. It's very slow to get going though, isn't it

Yes, the biggest problem I have is that all the story stuff is boring as fuck and I'm like "oh my god just give me a new mission to do goddamn" but no it wants to me to do even more running around and talking to people. I dunno about being tactical though lol been pretty much rushing in and doing a bunch of leap attacks with the thorn.
 

The_Poet

Banned
I can't be arsed with Freedom Wars. Hearing it's closer to MonHun than the other 'hunting' games just seals the deal.

I reckon I'll finish up the last of Akiba's Trip before Binding of Isaac drops tomorrow, and then I'm pretty much done with new games until The Crew launches. I need something to take my mind off the crushing mediocrity of Driveclub.

Isaac releases today!
 

SmokyDave

Member
Oh, no, it's really not that close to MonHun at all. It's more actiony with very fast melee and a big grappling mechanic. You can even play it a bit like a third person shooter.
Eh, I dunno. It looks impenetrably obtuse to me. I like stuff like EDF and Ragnarok, not Soul Sacrifice and Toukiden.

Isaac releases today!
Nah, it'll be tomorrow, surely? PSN Store always updates on Wed & Fri.

Also Dave, I'm pretty sure Senran Kagura Bon Appetit drops next week maybe?
I'm definitely in for that one, despite the fact I despise rhythm games. Gotta get Estival Versus localised!

I'm surprised how much I'm enjoying the story in Shinovi Versus. Glad I double-dipped for an English version. That and the fact that I've suddenly learned how the other half of the combat works.

Edit: Oh shit! remastered GTA V! How could I forget that one? Definitely there day one. My backlog is completely insurmountable, and growing constantly.
 

SmokyDave

Member
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I need to get to Wales for this. The RS200 is one of the ultimate rally cars ever made. I went to see Fast & Furious (the 4th one) mostly because I saw an rs200 in the previews. haha
RS200 =/= RS2000.

Not that the RS2000 is anything other than fucking cool though.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Oh did he mean RS2000? Ahhh okay, that is still an awesome car. Would love to drive that as well.

It really sucks that all of the awesome Escorts and Cosworths were never in America. All of the cool Fords I'd want to find used right now never existed here.
 
Just checked the website and it definitely says RS200. Could be a typo, I suppose but a pretty big one to make if there's a big difference.

I care not for cars.

RS200 was made to compete in group B rally, rumour has it that they didn't even produce the 200 cars that would have been required to be classed as production car and thus allow it to compete. Something along those lines at least.

One of my favourite cars ever, I'm sure that would be a thrill to drive.
 

Reknoc

Member
I'm glad I kicked my TERA addiction, I can play the 100+ games I've neglected after purchasing since I began playing in 2012.

I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime! But yeah I usually just binge on it for a couple of months before not wanting to touch it until another update.

Never got into Tera, by the time I could actually play it the only people left were the super hardcore. Shame really because it seemed like something if really like; Korean-lewd.
 
I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime! But yeah I usually just binge on it for a couple of months before not wanting to touch it until another update.

Never got into Tera, by the time I could actually play it the only people left were the super hardcore. Shame really because it seemed like something if really like; Korean-lewd.

The European version has really been abused by the publisher, they've been handing out random bans to the top PvP players and people logging more than one account for buff bot reasons.

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I have about 20 costumes for my elin, all paid for with in game gold. Kinda miss it.
 

SmokyDave

Member
Just checked the website and it definitely says RS200. Could be a typo, I suppose but a pretty big one to make if there's a big difference.

I care not for cars.

Edit: Just checked a review and it said RS2000. So basically, I have no idea.

http://www.philprice.co.uk/testimonials/
It'll almost certainly be a MK2 Escort RS2000. With good reason too, they're fucking awesome. There's a good reason that they still see a lot of privateer use to this day. The early Escorts are absolutely legendary.

The RS200 is awesome too, but not the sort of thing you'd want anyone to jump into (unless you aimed to kill them). They're also despicably valuable and terribly fragile.

You lucky, lucky bastard.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
The European version has really been abused by the publisher, they've been handing out random bans to the top PvP players and people logging more than one account for buff bot reasons.

n13jwYM.jpg


I have about 20 costumes for my elin, all paid for with in game gold. Kinda miss it.
...Why are her hands so big?
 

jimbor

Banned
It'll almost certainly be a MK2 Escort RS2000. With good reason too, they're fucking awesome. There's a good reason that they still see a lot of privateer use to this day. The early Escorts are absolutely legendary.

The RS200 is awesome too, but not the sort of thing you'd want anyone to jump into (unless you aimed to kill them). They're also despicably valuable and terribly fragile.

You lucky, lucky bastard.

I get a free go in the car with the instructor driving. Brown trousers time.
 
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