People from outside ireland and skye should not use craic.
It sounds wrong in every other accent.
craic rhymes with rake, right?
craic rhymes with rake, right?
Seriously?Is it weird that I'm hesitant to sext my girlfriend? Like, what's the craic with that? I've never really done it before and it's just, what pleasure do either of us really gain by texting smut?
Nonsense, craic is used regularly around here.People from outside ireland and skye should not use craic.
It sounds wrong in every other accent.
What? no.
It's pronounced crack.
So why is there an i
The same reason there's an o and a b in Siobhan.
Like a brother, man. You're on my Christmas card list.Just ordered a Vita.
Love me Dave, love me!
A bit tardy to the party but I only just got posting privileges. I guess my CRB check came back clean.
When is your birthday: 19th Feb
Where do you live: Bristol
Where are you from: Bristol
What do you do: NHS (Ambulance Service)
What is your quest: To work up the courage to post my pic in beardgaf
Favourite actor/actress: Tim Roth
Favourite band/artist: Solace, Blind Dog, YES, Pink Floyd
Favourite TV show: Wire, Shield, Nathan Barley, Archer, Workaholics
Favourite crisps: Sweet Chilli Sensations
Favourite biscuit: Oreos
Least favourite Pokémon:
Stalactites or stalagmites: Tites
How do you cut your sandwiches: 4 triangles, finger sandwiches
Hmm.. I'm wary of posting a pic of myself. I worry that It'll end up as some shitty meme on 9gag or something with stupid cause/effect statements on it.
I'll post one eventually, just need to brush the crumbs out of it. I'm mid way through cultivating a handlebar moustache. If the wife approves, it could become a permanent fixture!
So the Zebrahead/Reel Big Fish/Less Than Jake concert was awesome on Monday night. Managed to get right to the front which was cool since I haven't managed that before. Some girl on coke was trying to drag me off the front but I hung onto the barrier for dear life and managed to stay where I was. Also avoided getting kicked in the head by crowd surfers. I love how Less Than Jake change their setlist each time I've seen them I hate it when some bands just play the same songs all the time.
Aww yes so excited for Saturday. Don't suppose you remember any of the set list?
Hey guise I tapped Cy's phone and got his first sext. It reads:
"Hay babes what did u do @ skool 2day"
Hey guise I tapped Cy's phone and got his first sext. It reads:
"Hay babes what did u do @ skool 2day"
"I've been a naughty girl.
;p
I didn't pick up my toys after play time."
I hope you're fucking satisfied Jeds.
I don't know what twisted dream you had that motivated you to make me LIKE Radiohead on facebook but I hope you can sleep blissfully tonight knowing that you have fulfilled Yorke's wishes.
hey guys
Selling my PS4. £350 (or special GAF discount of £330). It's boxed, as new. I just haven't used the sodding thing, and my life is about to be consumed by Dark Souls II anyway.
I'm in Bournemouth. If anyone wants it, let me know.
Beer (with a cover of Self Esteem by the Offspring)
Blew my freakin' mind when they covered Self Esteem.
Air : Playground Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQ4reLS8LoI heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody. Every great song by the Beach Boys. All the underground hits. All the Modern Lovers tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of Every Niagra record on German import. I heard that you have a white label of every seminal Detroit Techno hit - 1985, '86, '87. I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another of every box set from the '70s.
You won't find us on Alta Vista. Cult classic, not bestseller.
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
I have a twitter @jedeyesniv but I hate using it. I don't get what twitter is for, it doesn't feel as cohesive and linked together as Facebook. And I don't have that pesky family/employer stuff on my FB anyway.
IMO, Twitter is for people with small thoughts. I have big thoughts, I can't be limited by your character limits!
Also, I think Twitter has made the internet worse since normies now have a louder voice to spout their bollocks with. Sick of hashtags on tv shows, sick of racists and trolls having free reign to be horrible, sick of Stephen Fry's smug tweets and everyone sucking him off for it. Fuck twitter.
woah lol where did that come from??
Oooh, Air & LCD Soundsystem
Let's see...
LCD Soundsystem : Losing My Edge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xG4oFny2Pk
Jed:
#spokenlikeatrueprodigy
Twitter is the pits. 10% relevant newsfeed, 90% self-congratulatory soapbox.
Edit: 8bit - let's push things forward, yiss! Remember when mike Skinner could write lyrics?
What's with all this lame music suggestion guys?
Let me go ahead and fix that:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc
I just want people to talk to me when i tweet, afoni did a few times which was niceI feel under pressure now we're all friends on Twitter. I hope you don't expect anything interesting or amusing from me and aren't ashamed by my shameless stalking of minor game celebrities.
I really am a terrible person. :-(
GAF dreams are the best... sometimes...I had a string of nightmares last night involving GAF. In one of them, an investigative reporter discovered my real name and posts it here. I ask him to remove it and he puts it all over the newspapers and suddenly people with my name are being accused of all kinds of things. Scary shit.
Had to wake up an check GAF on my phone. All was well, so I slagged of Cyanide and went back to sleep.
Shorty, I posted Op Ivy specifically for the likes of you, Blink and Musha. Proper ska/punk band right there boyee!What's with all this lame music suggestion guys?
Let me go ahead and fix that:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc
A Grand was ok, but Original Pirate Material was so damn good, I couldn't help but feel disappointed. Favourite Streets track:Yeah that was good. Shame it didn't last much past, ooh, A Grand Don't Come for Free maybe? I don't think a concept album was a good choice for him.
Shorty, I posted Op Ivy specifically for the likes of you, Blink and Musha. Proper ska/punk band right there boyee!
A Grand was ok, but Original Pirate Material was so damn good, I couldn't help but feel disappointed. Favourite Streets track:
The Streets - Sharp Darts
"Respect to BC but it's time to fuck loyalty,
One day I hope to earn some hard royalties,
From a bit of sample robbery,
Hook burglary, noise thievery,
Or wholesale piracy,
So watch yer back, I'm inclined to sample,
I'll dismantle and make you all examples,"
He had to unscrew about fifteen screws before he could pull the panel off the back,
To get in the fecking thing;
But just as he did so, he said he saw something,
That slipped inside behind the panel - down the back of it.
Must have been some leaflets or a bill maybe,
I didn't want to lose the bill incase it was a final warning.
So we both treid to get the back off and work out if there was any more screws to get out,
Or if we left any in.
And when he looked down the back of the TV, his eyes just froze,
Before he rammed his hand in saying, no shit.
He's looking at me absolutely speechless, he can't quite believe what hes trying to pull out the slip.
I get up wondering what he's smiling about, he's shaking his head at this point,
With the biggest of grins;
I look down the back of the TV and thats where it was, in all its glory - my thousand quid.
I prefer his bro, so dreamy.Yeah but ain't no party like an Aaron Carter party brah.
Noel man, he's witty and talented, what kind of question is this? Liam is a world class bellend and a talentless hack. See Beady Eye for proof.Question for BGAF -
Liam or Noel?
Twitter > Facebook no contest. You don't even need to block anyone you just, don't follow them p.easy. I guess I could improve facebook by removing everyone I didn't like at school but added just 'cause, but then my facebook feed would be empty instead of shit which I guess is some sort of an improvement?
also i dont normally do this but i guess this is some music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oAakZx-cww
Facebook just winds me up. My US family are friends with me on it and they're Tea Party people. I'm so tired of seeing OBAMA IS MUZLIM BOMBER! , IZRAEL SHUD BOMB ALL A-RABS and OBAMACARE KILLS posts all of the time.
Noel man, he's witty and talented, what kind of question is this? Liam is a world class bellend and a talentless hack. See Beady Eye for proof.
Dude, the whole album is one continuous story. Listen to it all again.It's got Fit But You Know It which is a great track and Dry Your Eyes which is a bit mawkish but it's mostly forgettable other than the last track. I remember listening to the lyrics and thinking "what the fuck are you on about?"
wtf
Noel man, he's witty and talented, what kind of question is this? Liam is a world class bellend and a talentless hack. See Beady Eye for proof.
Original Pirate Material is a fucking great album. Permanent place on my MP3 player (well, phone).
Dude, the whole album is one continuous story. Listen to it all again.
Question for BGAF -
Liam or Noel?
Facebook just winds me up. My US family are friends with me on it and they're Tea Party people. I'm so tired of seeing OBAMA IS MUZLIM BOMBER! , IZRAEL SHUD BOMB ALL A-RABS and OBAMACARE KILLS posts all of the time.