Okay gotta share what just happened. Spent over THREE HOURS wandering around Forest of Fallen Giants. Died so many times enemies weren't even coming back anymore. Feeling pretty lame reading about all the bosses everyone is fighting, all the success everyone is having. Ready to give up for the night, sort of pissed off about the whole thing.
FINALLY I make some progress, and unlock the shortcut. FINALLY I get the stats to equip my stupid bastard sword which I know is probably a terrible weapon, but it's all I'd been focusing on for the past hour. I take the elevator down and everything is pointing to a boss fight. And there was one:
or something like that.
Anyway I've died so many times I'm at half health and have been forever. So I figure this will be a funny way to end my night. I'll probably die in one hit and turn the PS3 off for the day. INSTEAD I KICKED THAT GUY'S ASS ON THE FIRST TRY. With one sliver of health left. So happy!
As I went back up the elevator, with a stupid grin on my face, I looked at my dude, so proud of what I've done. His face looks so goofy and stupid, but at the same time so badass. Look at this
CHAMPION:
Suddenly the last three hours feel like so much FUN, instead of frustrating.