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Jim Norton and Ken Marino's love child delivers a package to Christopher Lee and an angel with braces.

 

[DMczaf]

He knows, he's just shooting

 

[Data West]

I know you guys aren't going to believe this, but Santa With Muscles is not a quality production.

 

[Frecklestein]

I know you guys aren't going to believe this, but Santa With Muscles is not a quality production.

DRAGONZORD -clapclap clapclapclap- DRAGONZORD -clapclap clapclapclap-

Last time I was at a house show I chanted Husky Harris at Bray

 

[Data West]

It's too bad this thread is in gaming, or I'd have a really good answer.

 

[DMczaf]

It's too bad this thread is in gaming, or I'd have a really good answer.

WWE Network is an app on Gaming Consoles.

 

[QueenOfThorns]

DRAGONZORD -clapclap clapclapclap- DRAGONZORD -clapclap clapclapclap-

Last time I was at a house show I chanted Husky Harris at Bray

I hope you barely escaped with your life!

 

[Plywood]

 

[DMczaf]

Why are you posting drawings of Batista?

 

[XenoRaven]

DRAGONZORD -clapclap clapclapclap- DRAGONZORD -clapclap clapclapclap-

Last time I was at a house show I chanted Husky Harris at Bray

Curtis Axel is really lucky that "McGillicutty" is so hard to chant.

 

[Data West]

Curtis Axel is really lucky that "McGillicutty" is so hard to chant.

And that no one would ever chant his name.

 

[Frecklestein]

And that no one would ever chant his name.

"I was chanting Curtis Axel..."

 

[Man God]

No one will EVER chant for Curtis Axel.

EVER.

The Axeman though? Bro forever to THE BIG GUY?

Yes.

YES.

YES!!!

 

[jred2k]

I think Freight Train was at an NXT house show tonight.

 

[Frecklestein]

I think Freight Train was at an NXT house show tonight.

I love Sasha, but the glasses, the boss stuff, it's all super outdated, and the ratchet shit is just cringe worthy.

 

[El Pescado]

Apparently Corey Graves is making a "Special Announcement" on the Takeover Pre-Show next week. Even if you dislike him as a performer, one would hope the news is positive, but I doubt it. Probably a retirement.

As long as he does it in the ring and not via satellite like the brass ring seeker. I'm ok with whatever decision he makes...

Mark Henry swerve

Man, now I hope Cena comes out of the back to raise his hand and Graves hits him with the World's Strongest Slam. LOL

Edit: My God I'm so tired. I can't believe it's 2 am and I'm still up. This is what I get for going downstairs at midnight to download Captain Toad off the eShop.

 

[Kaladin]

"Give everything. Fight everyone. No regrets."

We gonna ride this hype train till the wheels fall off.

 

[lovely ladies]

I think Freight Train was at an NXT house show tonight.

That's not Savio/Kwang?

 

[DMczaf]

Apparently Corey Graves is making a "Special Announcement" on the Takeover Pre-Show next week. Even if you dislike him as a performer, one would hope the news is positive, but I doubt it. Probably a retirement.

He can't even make it on to the main show of an Internet PPV for a development promotion.

Go home CG Punk.

 

[StylesClash]

Nxt was solid. Bull sucks so bad. I wonder what devitt is going to do...

 

[Hasney]

Got into work early and found out the phones don't even work until 7:30am.

Damn millenials.

 

[Macho Madness]

Taker's very old finisher isn't impressive.

EDIT lmao I just noticed Bam Bam getting his shit knocked in.

 

[Frecklestein]

Jesus, let's focus on the fucking battering homeboy is takin' on the apron. That's a really sloppy elbow, did it have a name?

 

[Kaladin]

That actually is impressive with how he steps out on the ropes before doing the elbow drop. And he was a big man to even go up like that.

On another note, that's kinda the start of old school, you see Taker learning how to walk the ropes.

 

[Xater]

Those Sony Power Point leaks are killing me. Look at your captain! Does he appeal to you all?

Holy shit! Where can I see the full leak?

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Frecklestein]

bah gawd, that cat has a litter, think of the kittens!

 

[funkystudent]

Look at those educated paws!

 

[Plywood]

Those Sony Power Point leaks are killing me. Look at your captain! Does he appeal to you all?

I will use "Raise the stakes; give it scope" to describe every feud I am dissatisfied with.

 

[DMczaf]

Cat tried to jump him from behind, fucked up and got stuck in the ropes.

Your push is dead, Shadow!

 

[DMczaf]

I will use "Raise the stakes; give it scope" to describe every feud I am dissatisfied with.

Your avatars are never a return to form.

 

[British Monsoon]

Yes. That's the first. Satoru Sayama. He has also gone by The Tiger, Super Tiger, and Mask of the Tiger. In addition to basically creating a whole new genre of pro wrestling, he was also pretty influential in what would eventually be MMA in Japan.

There have been four other ones. II was Misawa. III was Koji Kanemoto. IV is who gives a shit. V is Ikuhisa Minowa, aka shoot fighter Minowaman.

Yoshihiro Yamazaki - the only Tiger Mask to be officially endorsed by Sayama. Also, the extended Tiger family;

Dream Tiger (Candy Okutsu);

Tiger Shark & Super Tiger II;

Great Tiger;

 

[DMczaf]

What about Tiger Ali Singh?

 

[Frecklestein]

I hacked the WWE and found this power point

Spoiler

that I totally didn't just make in five minutes

 

[Xater]

I hacked the WWE and found this power point

Spoiler

that I totally didn't just make in five minutes

I don't believe you. That background has a gradient, that is way to advanced of a technique.

 

[DMczaf]

2015 is the 20th anniversary of Diesel's first and only WWE title reign.

To celebrate, here's Roman Reign.

 

[reptilescorpio]

I hacked the WWE and found this power point

Spoiler

that I totally didn't just make in five minutes

Needs 'X - Avoid live promos at all costs'.

Add a 'Wet' in the Look Strong playbook too for good measure.

 

[Recall]

I predict 3 Superman punches are what downs Brock Lesnar at Mania. Cena obviously cannot be defeated by them when he challenges, would cause an implosion in the space time continuum.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

You know what would sell me on the Network basically forever? Dark matches. I was looking around on Cagematch and noticed this, from a Raw in 97:

Dark Eight Man Tag Team Match
Cactus Jack, Steve Austin, Terry Funk & The Undertaker defeat The Nation Of Domination (D-Lo Brown, Faarooq, Kama Mustafa & The Rock)

Holy shit I want to see that match so bad now.

 

[reptilescorpio]

You know what would sell me on the Network basically forever? Dark matches. I was looking around on Cagematch and noticed this, from a Raw in 97:



Holy shit I want to see that match so bad now.

Do they record those dark matches? Because if so that would be a great incentive to have the Network. They need more exclusive content to get people on board regardless.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Do they record those dark matches? Because if so that would be a great incentive to have the Network. They need more exclusive content to get people on board regardless.

Yeah, they do record the dark matches. There's a channel on Youtube that has a bunch of 'em that were captured from satellite feeds. There's some interesting stuff there.

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkMatches

 

[Plywood]

Your avatars are never a return to form.

What is a return to form? I always bring something new and you're always unsatisfied.

I’ve grabbed so many of DMczaf’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary.

 

[funkystudent]

Yeah, they do record the dark matches. There's a channel on Youtube that has a bunch of 'em that were captured from satellite feeds. There's some interesting stuff there.

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkMatches

lol look at baby Brock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IaDAfL4qVs&list=UUBEyCELzVO7lNd1Kxap08jw

 

[Plywood]

I hacked the WWE and found this power point

Spoiler

that I totally didn't just make in five minutes

I LOVE IT MAGGLE

Spoiler

Do one for Cena too.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Check out this one, which was apparently supposed to air on Jakked/Metal, that is until Kidman calls someone a

Spoiler

faggot

at 3:58.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ezjBPCR8E

 

[Xater]

Wish I could watch Final Battle live with you guys but it's starting at 1 AM here. I don't think I can do that.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I think Freight Train was at an NXT house show tonight.

I'd pay good money for him to run a freight train on Becky Lynch.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Yeah, they do record the dark matches. There's a channel on Youtube that has a bunch of 'em that were captured from satellite feeds. There's some interesting stuff there.

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkMatches

Awesome, thanks for that. WWE needs to get this shit up on the Network asap.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

It's kind of interesting in a way to see Devitt and Kenta adapt to The E. They are struggling.....

 

[British Monsoon]

I dunno, Devitt looks like a star, but KENTA's been pretty dull so far and is tiny compared to a lot of the guys (doesn't help that they're feuding with the fucking Ascension). Also doesn't help that they haven't really been given the opportunity to really show off what they can do, but that's the WWE style in a nutshell.