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December Wrasslin' |OT| PUT A Z-PAK ON THE THREAD, PAL. YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT

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DMczaf

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What about Willennials?

WillSmith-Willennium.jpg
 

Xater

Member
Is there also a workout thing by HHH? I'll review it and test the routine if someone buys me the thing. Yes I am cheap like that.
 
If you were born between '65 and '84, you are considered a part of generation X.

Generations don't have a clean cutoff point, though.

Millenials are generally those born between 1982 and 2004.

Generation Y is some madeup thing between the two.

thats me

big guy X-Mil

1984 represent
 

jmdajr

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Is there also a workout thing by HHH? I'll review it and test the routine if someone buys me the thing. Yes I am cheap like that.

Sure is. To be honest I don't think I could survive this Steh DVD. It's looks hard.

hur hur hur hur hur.
 

Paracelsus

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Any comments by Meltzer about the podcast yet? I'm very curious to hear his thoughts about Vince's answers.

I'll be honest I thought the thing was going to end up being a sham and just the typical WWE worked interview but it seems legit.

My personal thoughts are the WWE is in pretty big trouble because 1. The WWE title is just as meaningless as the IC title in Vince's eyes now, 2. Not knowing how to use Cesaro(they've pushed guys without mic skills before hi, Chris Benoit), 3. Him justifying the part-timers as "special" attractions. This company will never pull itself out of it's rut because what I get from the interview is they will not change how things are ran or booked at all no matter how the "The Network" tanks.

The title doesn't make the guy, the guy makes the title, he gets the title because he is up there, not the opposite

Makes sense but it's funny because HHH was an absolute nobody unless you booked him with the title.
On the other hand, getting back to Reigns, it ties with the "Punk being buried by Rock" argument, if their logic is "SEE THAT GUY? HE DEFEATED THE GUY WHO DEFEATED THE ANDRETAKAH AND JOHN SEENAH, HE'S THE REAL DEAL" then I'm scared.
 

Kaladin

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If you were born between '65 and '84, you are considered a part of generation X.

Generations don't have a clean cutoff point, though.

Millenials are generally those born between 1982 and 2004.

Generation Y is some madeup thing between the two.

So how are we both gen x and millenial? 65-84. 82-04.

I'm confused.
 

Fox318

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Is there also a workout thing by HHH? I'll review it and test the routine if someone buys me the thing. Yes I am cheap like that.

Here are the steps

  1. Buy steroids
  2. Drink Protein shakes
  3. Skip leg day. You are gonna tear your quads anyway
  4. Buy some porn with Chyna and masturbate to her. Make sure she is on muscle growth hormones.
  5. Marry your Bosses daughter
  6. Take the place of your bosses son
  7. Book yourself for all of the belts
  8. Steal Batista's movies
 

DMczaf

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House show advertisement for February 14th, 2015 in Tampa, FL:

WWE Road to Wrestlemania

Show Date/Time: | February 14, 2015 at 7:30PM

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) action returns to Amalie Arena - Who will leave Tampa as Champion on the Road to WrestleMania? WWE Superstars scheduled to appear include Roman Reigns, "Apex Predator" Randy Orton, "World's Largest Athlete" The Big Show, Kane, Bray Wyatt, WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz & Damien Mizdow, the WWE Divas and more! (Card is subject to change.)

B show roster? So when it has shitty house show attendance, they'll blame Roman over Orton?

Cena and Ambrose are A show now.
 

Thorakai

Member
There are like three levels of bullshit people seem to use when calling out Vince

1) He is straight up lying
2) He is using company lines and I'm gonna call him out on it even though those lines are what is best for business
3) I don't agree with his philosophy, fuck his favorite wrasstlers
 
Here are the steps

  1. Buy steroids
  2. Drink Protein shakes
  3. Skip leg day. You are gonna tear your quads anyway
  4. Buy some porn with Chyna and masturbate to her. Make sure she is on muscle growth hormones.
  5. Marry your Bosses daughter
  6. Take the place of your bosses son
  7. Book yourself for all of the belts
  8. Steal Batista's movies

You. You're awesome.
 

Paracelsus

Member
There are like three levels of bullshit people seem to use when calling out Vince

1) He is straight up lying
2) He is using company lines and I'm gonna call him out on it even though those lines are what is best for business
3) I don't agree with his philosophy, fuck his favorite wrasstlers

Answer this question, but try to be honest unlike Vince:

He's taller, the body build is pretty much the same, better wrestler and worker, better talker (doesn't take much, even Bryan is in comparison).

Why is Ambrose taking a backseat to Reigns?
 
Will anyone step up and do something about burying their entire generation next week, or will they continue to all smile and nod while collecting a paycheck?

And posting a snide remark on Twitter does not count, you millennial motherfuckers.

Tonight, we'll both go to sleep. I'll go to sleep, and in the morning I'll wake up, and I'll still be a millenial. You'll go to sleep, and in the morning you'll wake up, and you'll still be a Buccaneers fan.

One of us will be happy during all of this. And friend, it don't look like it's gonna be you :]
 

Xater

Member
Here are the steps

  1. Buy steroids
  2. Drink Protein shakes
  3. Skip leg day. You are gonna tear your quads anyway
  4. Buy some porn with Chyna and masturbate to her. Make sure she is on muscle growth hormones.
  5. Marry your Bosses daughter
  6. Take the place of your bosses son
  7. Book yourself for all of the belts
  8. Steal Batista's movies

But my legs are actually really strong, chest is my weak point. That's why that HHH DVD would probably kill me.
 

Hasney

Member
I'm already so bored of this millennial shit, I'm tempted to script something which replaces it with milkman. Could be entertaining.
 

jmdajr

Member
Here are the steps

  1. Buy steroids
  2. Drink Protein shakes
  3. Skip leg day. You are gonna tear your quads anyway
  4. Buy some porn with Chyna and masturbate to her. Make sure she is on muscle growth hormones.
  5. Marry your Bosses daughter
  6. Take the place of your bosses son
  7. Book yourself for all of the belts
  8. Steal Batista's movies

LIES! HHH doesn't skip leg day.
 
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