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December Wrasslin' |OT| PUT A Z-PAK ON THE THREAD, PAL. YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT
Ninja Scooter
Member
also he has an accent and he's a millennial.
QueenOfThorns
Member
I just remembered, what the hell was the story behind Ziggler not getting the WHC back after Del Rio beat him? That match was super good. The double turn was great. Then...I can't remember exactly what happened but Ziggler never really got payback. Something about a concussion? Why would they just abandon the idea when the matches were really good.
Ziggler/Del Rio is the best Del Rio. Those two are great together. It's a shame they had that one really great match but all the others were just filler matches and they never had another that did anything storywise.
Ziggler/Del Rio is the best Del Rio. Those two are great together. It's a shame they had that one really great match but all the others were just filler matches and they never had another that did anything storywise.
Serpentine
Banned
He did get legit injured in that Big Show match. They should've had him turn heel after Mania to feud with Bryan or Cesaro or somethin
Apparently, he never got it back due to him being not great backstage or on social media about it. I personally disagree that burying him was the right move for that, considering how unover ADR was. His rematch ended with AJ running in and attacking ADR. preeeetty dumb
Frecklestein
Banned
About as many times as you can see someone get their attitude adjusted, jack
fella
Also, after seeing some gnarly Harper big boots, Sheamus' Brogue kick looks SO bad.
Ah, okay. I guess that's why they just put another ginger in his place on team Cena at Survivor Series.
Think of the bright side of this millennial stuff, we are young again! We ain't old as fuck anymore!
Big show injured him by chucking him onto his surgecialy repaired shoulder
Frecklestein
Banned
just like that time big show threw Ziggler and injured Wade
I remember the night it happened, looked painful as hell. Wade did not like that at all.
reptilescorpio
Member
Wow that's hardcore! Was Cena running heel at this point? I assume Bray was laid out after that. So much could have gone wrong there.
They'll end up jobbing for J&J Security by the end of the year, Nidia can run interference of course.
Or maybe they actually have a solid 'overcoming adversity' booking for them, which would be nice to see.
Wade lost a WWE championship push because of that.just like that time big show threw Ziggler and injured Wade
I remember the night it happened, looked painful as hell. Wade did not like that at all.
Big Show cost him millions because of that.
All you need to know about the big show is what undertaker said about him.
http://youtu.be/_NE3aAfJHVM
Only reason he got over in WCW was because they knew how to book a giant better than Vince.
Macho Madness
Member
Hmm I better check to see if there's any news since I last che----
oh no.
Oh No.
Please no.
THEY DIDN'T
THEY WOULDN'T
WOULD THEY?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
PHEW
oh no.
Oh No.
Please no.
THEY DIDN'T
THEY WOULDN'T
WOULD THEY?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
PHEW
Mr. Enigma
Member
That was the night almost everybody got injured in that battle royal.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Barrett has some shit luck
WWE did a stretcher job on Jerry Springer.
If you want to see if a guy is injured for real look to see if he rolls under the ring or doesn't squeeze a refs hand.
I hate stretcher jobs. Id rather see somebody bladed and bleeding like crazy than have their body tied to a board for fear they might die.
If you want to see if a guy is injured for real look to see if he rolls under the ring or doesn't squeeze a refs hand.
I hate stretcher jobs. Id rather see somebody bladed and bleeding like crazy than have their body tied to a board for fear they might die.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Does he need anesthesia or do they just play video of Daniel Bryan promos to get him to fall asleep?
Mr. Enigma
Member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsvvd5qhap4
Vince Russo is live on YouTube right now. He just announced Kurt Angle has signed a new deal with TNA.
Vince Russo is live on YouTube right now. He just announced Kurt Angle has signed a new deal with TNA.
just like that time big show threw Ziggler and injured Wade
I remember the night it happened, looked painful as hell. Wade did not like that at all.
Ziggler could've gotten real fucking hurt and wade sacrificed himself to help. In the process, he lost out on a World Title run and didn't get to finish his Orton feud which was pretty hot at the time.
Wade and Cody are two guys who are over due for a fucking world title run. I mean a real one, not CENA BEATS YA AT THE NEXT PPV, KID.
Cody was RED HOT after Money in the Bank and the stuff with him, his family, and The Authority should've been bigger than it was. That was a money feud right there. Imagine all the old timers they could've drawn to the show in some parts of the US.
Yeah and bad booking.
Jimmy King
Member
A pox on ye injured Bryan gifs!
That's always been big show.
He is fucking soft and has no fucking athleticism anymore.
Every match of his is 60% rest holds.
For as fucking boring Cena is and for How much he has tied up creative big show has done more damage to the brand just in the way he works.
Look at that fucking star shit on Rowan from last night. Dude could have fucking lost an eye, cracked skull, concussion, or worse be dead just because that fatso was too lazy to hold onto the steps.
Serpentine
Banned
The handling of the Rhodes Bros was so dumb after they won the belts. Their story ended there, and then they just jobbed to everyone. And now they're heels, because they need people to wrestle the Usos. Although, I think they could easily set up a Cody Rhodes return and subsequent WM match between the brothers
that will never ever happen
Titty Master strikes again.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Dean Ambrose throwing Daniel Bryan a bachelor party is the kind of shit WWE should be doing on television. What a waste.
Frecklestein
Banned
Nah, the steel steps are Cena's thing. HHH has a sledge, Sting has the baseball bat
Cena uses stairs.
I really hope this leads to J&J being a thing. I loved Noble, and I was never really a fan of Joey's ring stuff, but he always seemed like a really nice guy. There's also a neat story about him and Punk in Punk's DVD.
Here's a tumblr gif set that covers the gist of what I'm talking about;
http://dbryans.tumblr.com/tagged/joey-mercury
Joey's turned himself around, and like I said, always came across as a great guy. Happy he's got another chance on TV.
lovely ladies
Member
Josh Freeman motorboating a taco.
Serpentine
Banned
Big Show.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Would Akeem the African Dream work as a gimmick in 2014?
Frecklestein
Banned
lovely ladies
Member
Matt Stafford in a Carl's Jr burger commercial.
Isn't that basically Cena when he puts on his accent in Boston?
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Nah, the steel steps are Cena's thing. HHH has a sledge, Sting has the baseball bat
Cena uses stairs.
I really hope this leads to J&J being a thing. I loved Noble, and I was never really a fan of Joey's ring stuff, but he always seemed like a really nice guy. There's also a neat story about him and Punk in Punk's DVD.
Here's a tumblr gif set that covers the gist of what I'm talking about;
http://dbryans.tumblr.com/tagged/joey-mercury
Joey's turned himself around, and like I said, always came across as a great guy. Happy he's got another chance on TV.
Cena using the stairs is symbolic of the locker room hierarchy of today. You think you'll get over and start elevating up to the top of the stairs then BOOM, Cena appears, takes the stairs off your feet, then throws it at your face, never to get up again.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Would Slick still be his manager?
Frecklestein
Banned
People were all for that Cody/Sandow feud after the Rhode Scholars split due to Sandow betraying Cody to win the case. Which ultimately lead to Sandow being completely shit on by Cener, which ultimately lead to Sandow's terrible impersonations, to where he is now, thankfully in a better place. Sandow is another missed opportunity. And Cody was probably the most over in his entire career at that point. How look at him, both he and Sandow are in tag teams where they're just a clone. : (
sf2fanatic
Member
Man I started watching some clips of Ronnie Garvin and he was crazy. He didn't care who he fought. Horseman, Savage, etc
E: Ninja, wasn't the Funkasaurus sort of Akeem 2.0?
E: Ninja, wasn't the Funkasaurus sort of Akeem 2.0?
Jimmy King
Member
My boy D-Bry gets wild, I'm sure.
Frecklestein
Banned
Judging by how WWE books black people these days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE-aR5KiiEI
I think he'd fit in JUUUUUUST fine..
SQUASH'EM
Man let Shane recreate ecw because him and Dunn were sick of the chants.
I get it. It's because JBL calls Bryan a goat.
Punk helping Joey Mercury out is probably the best thing he's ever done, because he's been a giant cunt to everyone else in wrestling besides Samoa Joe, Colt, Hero, Festus, and Ace Steel.
Jimmy King
Member
You got stories?
"I remember where I was"
Him and Sheamus were also really good together. But booking had them wrestling every month on PPV and it always ended the same way. Why would anybody care about the heel in that process? Or the face, for that matter.
The Ziggler thing ended up being him going against BIg E and AJ with Kaitlyn at SummerSlam that year. A total waste. ADR defended the title against Christian for a one match 'feud'. So essentially they wasted four guys for practically nothing. Del Rio holds onto the strap until Cena comes back and beats him with one arm.