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[You Know Nothing]

surely, natalie imbruglia is out there somewhere waiting for me

i'll find you...

She did make a new album recently where she covered a bunch of songs originally by men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmrhMYS9MDs

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

srsly i feel like shit.

 

[Clydefrog]

gwen stefani is a only a dozen years younger than my mom

 

[Xiao Hu]

My grandma sucks

 

[Jobbs]

Yesterday was a little weird because my girlfriend was here without her car so I just let her take my car to go to work, and she came back after 9pm

and I had no phone either because I smashed it

So I was like.. living as they did in olden times (+ multiple computers and the internet)

 

[You Know Nothing]

Take shelter
Take the pressure
Do what you want tonight
It's all right if you want to get used
Then get used

🙌

 

[You Know Nothing]

My grandma sucks

What has she done?

Mine kind of sucks too. Not gonna lie.

 

[Clydefrog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

and the devil laughs

 

[Xiao Hu]

What has she done?

Mine kind of sucks too. Not gonna lie.

Terrorizing me with calls and knocking on my door every few minutes. I understand that you feel alone but that is entirely your own fault. You can stay as long as you want at my place but don't fucking expect me to play the concierge for convenience.

 

[Jobbs]

High crown braid in 15 easy steps:

 

[Clydefrog]

Jobbs, have any pube braiding tutorials?

 

[Jobbs]

Jobbs, have any pube braiding tutorials?

This would require acknowledging the existence of pubes.

Also windows 10 just randomly blue screened while my computer was idling. That's nice.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Terrorizing me with calls and knocking on my door every few minutes. I understand that you feel alone but that is entirely your own fault. You can stay as long as you want at my place but don't fucking expect me to play the concierge for convenience.

Fucker.

High crown braid in 15 easy steps:

gaaaaaaaaay

 

[liliththepale]

so don't make me hate you, I won't hesitate to spit you out like old chewing gum

(I love chewing gum)

 

[Clydefrog]

This would require acknowledging the existence of pubes.

Also windows 10 just randomly blue screened while my computer was idling. That's nice.

the tiny snakes that come out of our balls

i hate my ball hairs

 

[Jobbs]

the tiny snakes that come out of our balls

i hate my ball hairs

gotta do something about that kinda thing

 

[liliththepale]

how accurate is this?? ♥

 

[You Know Nothing]

how accurate is this?? ♥

Scary accurate.

 

[Jobbs]

my GF isn't cocky about it

 

[Xiao Hu]

how accurate is this?? ♥

.

 

[You Know Nothing]

.

Me.

JFC, I need to get my dick sucked soon.

 

[liliththepale]

.

Are you Perry or Heinz Doofenshmirtz in this instance?

Scary accurate.

my GF isn't cocky about it

If I've ever done that, nobody's told me. Is it the kind of thing you'd tell someone? In any case, I don't have to worry about it for the foreseeable future.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I've always found the concept of BJs and eating salad rather weird.

 

[Jobbs]

Hasn't been a major problem in my experience, but if it was I think I'd probably bring it up

People should be able to tell eachother what they want

 

[liliththepale]

Hasn't been a major problem in my experience, but if it was I think I'd probably bring it up

People should be able to tell eachother what they want

Eventually, yeah, when you're comfortable with each other. I'm not at that point yet with Lucy but it's fine. Snuggling and snogging are still great.

And I don't even behave. I troll all the time. Been trolling no man's sky topics for days

I don't know if you noticed but the person you replied to in the below instance wasn't making an earnest statement, just perpetuating a joke review made on metacritic by a review spammer. So you thought you were trolling but instead you were biting on troll bait. I want you to know that, so I'm telling you what I want, which is for you to know that you got trolled.

I don't want to have to imagine all the things I'd like to be doing, the game should provide things to do

The game is terrible. I'd give it a 4/10 on the strength of how stylish it made the procedurally generated worlds look, but as a game it's just a tech demo priced at $60

It feels like an early access title in its early stages, and one that would be priced at $15 - $20.. yet it's on store shelves for $60

 

[Jobbs]

No... No. I've transcended.

I didn't care that it was a troll post. I was just looking for the first opportunity to get attention for my shitpost and time was ticking because I saw the top page opening

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Jobbs, you liar.

 

[liliththepale]

No... No. I've transcended.

I didn't care that it was a troll post. I was just looking for the first opportunity to get attention for my shitpost and time was ticking because I saw the top page opening

Which is the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

 

[Jobbs]

Don't you have boats to draw or something!

 

[Fluvian]

My grandma sucks

I miss my grandmother terribly, I used to be able to give her a call and she'd phone my mum up and sort her out if she'd been acting horrible that day, since she died theres really nothing I've been able to do about mum except ride out her tantrums that seem to arise every other day.

 

[liliththepale]

Yeah I have a bunch of boats to draw. Or I could not. We'll see. There are plenty of things far more important to the scene that I'm focusing on instead that aren't going to take an eternity to do. In any case, I'm saving it for brunch after. I have a bunch of research to do.

 

[Jobbs]

Yeah I have a bunch of boats to draw. Or I could not. We'll see. There are plenty of things far more important to the scene that I'm focusing on instead that aren't going to take an eternity to do. In any case, I'm saving it for brunch after. I have a bunch of research to do.

Something laid eggs inside of a mutant and they hatch while the mutant is still "alive" and turn into something completely different. Plus blood and pus.

There's no research for this

But yes boats are nice

 

[Clydefrog]

how accurate is this?? ♥

why would you use teeth?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've taken some aspirin and am now waiting to drift off to sleep.

I hate you all. xoxo

why would you use teeth?

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Something laid eggs inside of a mutant and they hatch while the mutant is still "alive" and turn into something completely different. Plus blood and pus.

There's no research for this

But yes boats are nice

Shakespeare did all my research for me.

Thank you, old people.

But now I'm thinking of making Paper Shakespeare just a 100% Shakespeare Dating Sim. But I've already invested so much time in it.

 

[liliththepale]

Something laid eggs inside of a mutant and they hatch while the mutant is still "alive" and turn into something completely different. Plus blood and pus.

There's no research for this

But yes boats are nice

what are you even talking about?

but yes motorboating is nice

why would you use teeth?

because I'm a vampire

 

[Jobbs]

what are you even talking about?

but yes motorboating is nice




because I'm a vampire

what I'm working on!

 

[Lucian Cat]

why would you use teeth?

I feel bad for people who give inferior BJs

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Uncharted 4 has the most inagency that I've ever seen in climbing sequences.

 

[Fluvian]

I feel bad for people who give inferior BJs

We've all been there, except for me I was instantly talented at it as I am with everything.

 

[liliththepale]

what I'm working on!

look I'm borderline confused and probably still drunk and I can't think of anything witty to say so you're just going to have to take the W on this one.

I'm drawing a crane. It's not bloody and not pussy.

 

[You Know Nothing]

We've all been there, except for me I was instantly talented at it as I am with everything.

:: avatar quote ::

 

[Clydefrog]

i've never had an amazing blowjob.

*goes to bed*

 

[Jobbs]

Now when I eventually play Moon Magnate and see the crane I'll be like -- hey, there's the drunken crane! ❤

 

[Fluvian]

:: avatar quote ::

Well that quote does sum up how great I am

 

[You Know Nothing]

i've never had an amazing blowjob.

*goes to bed*

something something I could show you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well that quote does sum up how great I am

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Xiao Hu]

Are you Perry or Heinz Doofenshmirtz in this instance?

Baby, I'll be what you want me to be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler

Of course I'm Heinz, duh. I don't have a vagina

why would you use teeth?

For somebody who is semi secretly gay you're quite ignorant concerning fellatio :/

 

[liliththepale]

Now when I eventually play Moon Magnate and see the crane I'll be like -- hey, there's the drunken crane! ❤

it looks like this and it plays like this except with Unity physics instead that I'm going to try to program tomorrow and fail miserably to show Lucy how awful programming is so I don't have to teach her anything else

https://youtu.be/i26wPRzI92M?t=5m13s

the new part is the ramshackle fixture around it to fit the dock/port setting

but now I'm done so I'll probably draw something else from this list

Baby, I'll be what you want me to be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler

Of course I'm Heinz, duh. I don't have a vagina

Perry doesn't either. Ergo my question.

 

[You Know Nothing]

For somebody who is semi secretly gay you're quite ignorant concerning fellatio :/

It's because he's actually straight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Jobbs]

There should be a one in one million chance that the red crab spawns as blue, just like in real life!

And erica has actually shown less interest in the ins and outs of the creatjon of my game than I'd like