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[EatChildren]

I've been banned three times.

1. "Die in a fire", to someone who badmouthed Quake, in the early days of my GAF account.
2. Passive aggressively calling out Amirox for derailing a thread into an argument about Zelda fans.
3. Posting this gif in the thread where people were trying to prolong abstinence from masturbation.

Maybe but I love sensory games like Journey, Flower and the like, Abzu is certainly no Journey but it might scratch the itch.

It's like an amalgamation of Flower and Journey with fancy fish tech and super sweet diving controls, so you might really like it.

 

[Vazra]

Delete that gif

 

[Xiao Hu]

Is that Sasha Grey?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

My best friend has a kidney infection

I can't remember how long it's been since she was last healthy. It's been a constant stream of bad things for at least a couple of years now. It's awful, and I feel so useless, especially given how little I see her these days. I don't even know what to say most of the time.

*sigh*

Sorry for bringing the tone down, I just needed to vent. I love her and I hate that she has to deal with so much garbage

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mine were:

1. I was in a heated OT thread and ended up making a sarcastic comment that was deemed a driveby shitpost

2. I generalized most of the guys on neogaf dot com in the GirlGAF thread (I still think that one was completely unjustified)

3. I can't remember. Maybe I've only been banned twice.

 

[Vazra]

I have like 10-12 bans so cant remember all

 

[Fluvian]

Delete that gif

don't hate because you can't appreciate both girls and boys like myself.

 

[Professor Beef]

Only been banned twice. The second ban was totally worth it, I'd do the same thing again in an instant.

You're kiiiind of wrong. Go listen to Disentegration, or at least Staring at the Sea

Nirvana influenced people too, but it doesn't stop them from sucking shit.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have like 10-12 bans so cant remember all

Ban icon tbh.

 

[FloatOn]

Joy Division is my depressing band of choice

Closer is one of the best albums of all time.

My best friend has a kidney infection

I can't remember how long it's been since she was last healthy. It's been a constant stream of bad things for at least a couple of years now. It's awful, and I feel so useless, especially given how little I see her these days. I don't even know what to say most of the time.

*sigh*

Sorry for bringing the tone down, I just needed to vent. I love her and I hate that she has to deal with so much garbage

Dude I'm so sorry to hear that. Kidney trouble really fucking sucks.

Mine failed about 1.5 years ago and I'm still waiting for a transplant. Hopefully your friend doesn't get to that point.

 

[Vazra]

Ban icon tbh.

Surprised I havent been hit with perma tbh.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Welp today sucks

 

[Symphonia]

Sasha Grey is bae.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Welcome back Symphonia!

 

[Fluvian]

Welp today sucks

Preach it brother.

 

[Fluvian]

I've been banned three times.

1. "Die in a fire", to someone who badmouthed Quake, in the early days of my GAF account.
2. Passive aggressively calling out Amirox for derailing a thread into an argument about Zelda fans.
3. Posting this gif in the thread where people were trying to prolong abstinence from masturbation.

It's like an amalgamation of Flower and Journey with fancy fish tech and super sweet diving controls, so you might really like it.

Finally I will have something to contribute to namethatporn .com

 

[You Know Nothing]

Welp today sucks

Yes, drag August 12th, 2016.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Welp today sucks

Can I just trip balls until next friday?

 

[Fluvian]

Can I just trip balls until next friday?

depends, how hardcore are you?

 

[Professor Beef]

why am i browsing this thread at work

i should just stick to my phone

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

depends, how hardcore are you?

phppppp

Not really

today was just so shit and i overrreacted and shit and the man is keeping me down, man.

THE MAN!

YA know what I'am saying?

THE MAN IS KEEPING ME DOWN!!!

 

[Xiao Hu]

don't hate because you can't appreciate both girls and boys like myself.

When I said I want another resident bi guy in here I never imagined how territorial it would be.

 

[Fluvian]

When I said I want another resident bi guy in here I never imagined how territorial it would be.

My straight side just couldn't suffer the idea of that gif being taken from me....before I could post it to namethatporn and find out which Sasha Grey film it is.

 

[Fluvian]

phppppp

Not really

today was just so shit and i overrreacted and shit and the man is keeping me down, man.

THE MAN!

YA know what I'am saying?

THE MAN IS KEEPING ME DOWN!!!

You strike me as an angry David Wooderson

 

[You Know Nothing]

When I said I want another resident bi guy in here I never imagined how territorial it would be.

Assert dominance. #alpha

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Time to drink myself into oblivion and try to forget she's leaving

Deuces

 

[Xiao Hu]

Assert dominance. #alpha

You bet your sweet arse on it

 

[Fluvian]

You bet your sweet arse on it

Stop asserting dominance! it's my dominance, all mine

 

[Professor Beef]

Time to drink myself into oblivion and try to forget she's leaving

Deuces

Make sure to listen to this

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Make sure to listen to this

Yeah can you not

 

[Xiao Hu]

Stop asserting dominance! it's my dominance, all mine

::dominates your bitch ass::

Now you won't dominate anyone anymore. I AM THE DOMINUS 😈😈😈

Spoiler

🍆

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Hey what's going on in -

Oh.

I think we graduated a little past thirst

 

[Fluvian]

::dominates your bitch ass::

Now you won't dominate anyone anymore. I AM THE DOMINUS 😈😈😈

Spoiler

🍆

Alright geez you really pulled it off. Okay I will respect your turf bro, no bad blood mate, we cool right?.....

 

[Transhuman]

I've been away because I went over my mobile data usage limit. What did Fume do to get banned? Why is EatChildren into weird shit now? What was Widmore's motivation and why was he obsessed with controlling the island?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Hey what's going on in -

Oh.

I think we graduated a little past thirst

WE SPED PAST THAT POINT SO LONG AGO, I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN IT WAS ON THE DAMN HORIZON lol

 

[Jobbs]

3.5 years of posting and never been banned

Too much spider sense

And I don't even behave. I troll all the time. Been trolling no man's sky topics for days

 

[Professor Beef]

Why is EatChildren into weird shit now?

...now?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

3.5 years of posting and never been banned

Too much spider sense

And I don't even behave. I troll all the time. Been trolling no man's sky topics for days

Same

I got juniored once tho

 

[You Know Nothing]

3.5 years of posting and never been banned

Too much spider sense

I'm actually surprised given how hard you seem to shitpost in certain gaming threads.

(Not a criticism btw. I'm just too afraid to do that lmao)

[edit]: Oh, I see you edited that in

 

[smokeandmirrors]

got banned once for calling someone a fucking moron

that's it. im boring

 

[Pau]

Six years and zero bans. But I barely post on gaming side.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm now waiting for "banned" to appear under Jobbs' name.

He's gotten away with it for too long!

 

[Misha]

Six years and zero bans. But I barely post on gaming side.

Gaming side is mostly boring tbh

 

[Fall Into The GAF]

The last three panels man. I am fucking dead. There's more here.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I'm now waiting for "banned" to appear under Jobbs' name.

He's gotten away with it for too long!

hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.gif

 

[You Know Nothing]

Gaming side is mostly boring tbh

I think Official Threads can be okay places depending on the game, but Gaming side is mostly the unintelligible whines of children.

 

[Nerdkiller]

The last three panels man. I am fucking dead. There's more here.

Awww, man, that thread is just a goldmine of hilariously bad comics.

 

[Jobbs]

Six years and zero bans. But I barely post on gaming side.

If I ever get banned it'll probably be because of OT side. Way more need to attack people here than over games. So many awful ideas and beliefs and attitudes in OT

 

[You Know Nothing]

Awww, man, that thread is just a goldmine of hilariously bad comics.

really makes u think

(about what a horrible political satirist the author is)

 

[smokeandmirrors]