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[EatChildren]

have the bad smell?
hold her arm tight
save the big boner
lick her ass clean

poetry

 

[Jobbs]

that's what happens when you don't give me enough letters for the be after dick out for Haram.

I actually fudged the last underscore length

and second one

 

[FUME5]

So I can fuck fuc fuc pussy.

 

[liliththepale]

poetry

thank you ♥

I actually fudged the last underscore length

and second one

were you even trying? this is your thing but you failed

 

[FUME5]

were you even trying? this is your thing but you failed

He was too busy doing things with his disease free dick.

 

[Jobbs]

thank you ♥




were you even trying? this is your thing but you failed

..So I can:

___ __ ___ _____, ___ __ ___ _______, and make her _______ __ ____.

Probably don't try to figure that out

 

[Numb]

Came at the wrong time

 

[FUME5]

Came at the wrong time

 

[Baroquemantic]

Came at the wrong time

Some would say there's never a wrong time for that.

 

[Numb]

Dammit
Should've worded it better

 

[Jobbs]

Some would say there's never a wrong time for that.

There most definitely is. There's no dumber feeling than _______ __ ____ _____.

 

[liliththepale]

..So I can:

___ __ ___ _____, ___ __ ___ _______, and make her _______ __ ____.

Probably don't try to figure that out

eat my own booty, try to get aroused, and make her worried I'm sick.

 

[Jobbs]

eat my own booty, try to get aroused, and make her worried I'm sick.

Valiant effort 👍

The truth is too much for this gentle thread

 

[You Know Nothing]

This new Weeknd song...

WHEW. I tend to not like Daft Punk solo but their power in collaborative efforts cannot be denied.

 

[Clydefrog]

This is a Harambe free zone.

screw this place

i'ma going home

 

[FUME5]

screw this place

i'ma going home

 

[liliththepale]

..So I can:

___ __ ___ _____, ___ __ ___ _______, and make her _______ __ ____.

Probably don't try to figure that out

wet my two dicks, jam in her vaginas, and make her evening so good.

 

[EatChildren]

FakeGAF presents
ｅｒｏｔｉｃ ｐｏｅｔｒｙ

 

[FUME5]

A haiku:

Dude with two dicks

Reddit AMA

Cannot unsee

EDIT

How the hell are you getting a different font EC?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh god, I remember that AMA.

One dick is in fact better than two.

 

[Jobbs]

A haiku:

Dude with two dicks

Reddit AMA

Cannot unsee

Haiku is 5 7 5

 

[liliththepale]

Dude with double dick
Reddit Ask Me Anything
I cannot unsee

 

[You Know Nothing]

Haiku is 5 7 5

I was going to say that but I didn't feel like being an insufferable know-it-all for once.

 

[FUME5]

Haiku is 5 7 5

Not necessarily:

Snow in my shoe
Abandoned
Sparrow's nest
— Jack Kerouac, collected in Book of Haikus, 2003

I double checked before posting you see, and decided I did not need to adhere to the 5-7-5 'rule' when it is not in fact a rule.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Fine then bro
Say that to my face m8
U fucking cunt

 

[FUME5]

And get done for a hate crime?

No thanks.

 

[Jobbs]

my haikus

adhere to no rules

 

[Chuckie]

I've never understood haikus

 

[FUME5]

I've never understood haikus

An elegant arrangement

Of words

Suggesting deep truths

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've never understood haikus

I feel they're probably really great in Japanese but they come across as flat in English.

There's just no way to replicate the full feel between Japanese and English because they're such different languages.

 

[Chuckie]

An elegant arrangement

Of words

Suggesting deep truths

lol

I feel they're probably really great in Japanese but they come across as flat in English.

There's just no way to replicate the full feel between Japanese and English because they're such different languages.

I like this explanation. That could very well be it.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Scream Queens s2e1 is great so far. I mean, a lot more hyper, but still good.

 

[Jobbs]

Wanted to go for a run but my phone isn't getting any mobile connection for some reason and that is too scary.

So I guess I'll make a gin and tonic

 

[You Know Nothing]

Y I K E S

So I guess I'll make a gin and tonic

Make it a Tom Collins imo.

 

[liliththepale]

It's midnight right now but I took a nap after getting home from work so it feels like it ought to be the middle of the day. Everything is so serene right now.

I had stopped taking night walks whenever I started biking to work a few months ago because I didn't think I needed the exercise, but boy was I missing out! The cool night air and everything is just fantastic.

The girlfriend normally is in bed already but she took the next couple days off work so, as a consequence, she's defaulted to a bright eyed night owl like me. Who knows? She might even actually still be there when I wake up in the morning!

I feel like I'm in love with literally everything right now <3

Wanted to go for a run but my phone isn't getting any mobile connection for some reason and that is too scary.

So I guess I'll make a gin and tonic

Is this my fault?

 

[Jobbs]

Y I K E S



Make it a Tom Collins imo.

hmmm sounds good but I don't even have lemon juice.

Among the more noxious notes attributed to Weiner was one telling the girl, &#8220;I would bust that tight p***y so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week.&#8221;

Sooo... How common are guys who say stuff like this to *anyone* (much less an underage person)?

Is this my fault?

Yes, you broke my internet somehow!

And I'm glad you're having a nice night

 

[Xiao Hu]

Outside of established sex partners I haven't said that to anyone else

 

[Clydefrog]

is that what killed trab earlier?

damn, FloatOn was nearly correct with the Fuckboiliens

 

[Funky Papa]

Just yesterday I said some things through Skype that I'd probably regret down the line if I weren't in a committed relationship.

She's a grown ass girl, though.

 

[Chuckie]

Sooo... How common are guys who say stuff like this to *anyone* (much less an underage person)?

I have no idea. I would never ever say that to anyone because it sounds gross af. Especially the leaking part.

 

[EatChildren]

One my colleagues has her kid away on school holidays, and is currently running off ~4 hours sleep for the week so far due to all night partying. Tonight's raucous bender is a hunt for lesbians.

Is there no escaping this girl on girl devil worship?

How the hell are you getting a different font EC?

Just google font converters.
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[You Know Nothing]

Telling someone that you're going to make one of their orifices leak is pretty off-putting yeah.

Weiner is Maximum Creep.

 

[Funky Papa]

Dat Witch House name generator

NE&#9152;GAF &#8904;AS A M&#7433;S&#8224;AKE

Edit: Imma gona spend the rest of the day toying with a bunch of drones because fuck this shitty place and my shitty bosses*.


*except that one. That one is cool.

 

[You Know Nothing]

$E&#886;D &#886;UDE$

 

[Jobbs]

Okay so maybe it wasn't Lili

Also @EC men are going to be obsolete eventually

 

[Funky Papa]

Not as long as women can't grow a beard worth a damn or can't reach that cabinet.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ideal quality in a boyfriend: One who can always open every jar.

Also @EC men are going to be obsolete eventually

RIP sperm banks.

 

[Funky Papa]

Future Bjork is looking good.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Deadass thought that was a still from a new Bjork video at first.

 

[EatChildren]

I love Bjork so much. I want to marry Bjork.