I generally don't GAF during weekends, but today I'll make a small exception.
#thefattening
I generally don't GAF during weekends, but today I'll make a small exception.
#thefattening
I generally don't GAF during weekends, but today I'll make a small exception.
#thefattening
I'm getting an itch to buy a suite. Something dark like grey or anthracite ::salivates::
This weather is the worse I swear.
75% humidity. I want it to rain so fucking bad. It's been threatening to for days but hasn't shot its wad yet. The weather has to have blue balls by this point.
*suit
Correcting English spelling and grammar is my kink.
Holy fuck I just had one of the best brunches of my life at this gourmet pizza place a couple miles from my house of all places...
I experienced pepperoni jam for the first time in my life and it was a revelation.
This weather is the worse I swear.
75% humidity. I want it to rain so fucking bad. It's been threatening to for days but hasn't shot its wad yet. The weather has to have blue balls by this point.
*suit
Correcting English spelling and grammar is my kink.
Bean burgers tho...
I had a tofu burrito today
I should try doing that one. What is the recipe you use?
I'm ready for the load.
Chipotle
Banana sucking? I usually prefer something harder.Im sure you guys would appreciate my skills
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#thefattening
Mouth or ass?
Ahhh i'll figure something out. I do have some black beans already mashed and cooked rice. Gotta do what to do with the tofu before shoving it in
god today sucks
i wanna mope around my room all day but people are forcing me out
I know the feeling, every now and then you need a day to listen to the smiths and cry whilst screaming "why is my life like this!? what did I do to deserve this!!?".....or maybe that's just me.
RNJ, explain this to me.
Haha I can use those skills on harder things babeZero²;213511554 said:Banana sucking? I usually prefer something harder.
this may be not the traditional method, idk but last time I just used scrambled tofu and basically used all the stuff for making tofu bolognese just less runny/sauce-like + some extra spices. it tasted so good
Haha I can use those skills on harder things babe
Hmmmm I think that might blend well with the black beans and rice overall. I dont have much spices as I would like but I think I can work something out. (maybe put some hotsauce on it to add spice since I dont have any of the spicy stuff at the moment)
A friend of mine moved to California the other week and now my other friend is moving to Boston soon. I'm going to have zero social life very soon How do I make new friends when you're an adult
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Like a lollipop 🍭?!Haha I can use those skills on harder things babe
Ouch I feel ya. I can't even walk properly and all my muscles are sore. First week back to gym always kills me 💪I sprained something in my upper back and I don't even get to brag and say it happened during something lewd, because it happened when I reached down to grab a pen I'd dropped at brunch. So now I'm sitting here with an ice pack and ibuprofen and hoping this doesn't kill all the day's plans.
Salut.
A friend of mine moved to California the other week and now my other friend is moving to Boston soon. I'm going to have zero social life very soon How do I make new friends when you're an adult
I went on a date last night, first in a while. I picked a bar I've never been to before and it was a mistake. They had a DJ and the music was so loud we had to scream to hear each other, and even then it was so hard to hear anything. She was kinda cute, about what I expected from her pictures. It was going well at first but could feel her losing interest halfway through. Near the end we went outside and she had a cigarette (smoking is big turn off for me) and we were talking a bit, she showed me some pics of her cat. Then she showed me a kinda/sorta meme pic that said 'fat people are harder to kidnap" and then showed me a black kid holding a live turkey which said "Thanksgiving in Africa".. uhhh, yea, needless to say all of this bummed me out and I knew we wouldn't get along. We talked about sex a little bit and she said she really dislikes guys going down on her, I think she may have even said she 'hated' it. Apparently she's self conscious about her scent/taste. This was the nail in the coffin as going down on girls is like my favorite thing. So all in all, not a great date. But it's good to get out there, it was my first 'first date' in a months.
RNH, explain this to me.
I know the feeling, every now and then you need a day to listen to the smiths and cry whilst screaming "why is my life like this!? what did I do to deserve this!!?".....or maybe that's just me.
What needs explaining it makes perfect sense
RNH, explain this to me.
my life in one pic: currywurst, Mad Max and a mess in the back
Somebody really loves her carbs