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[Halo 2]

YES. First time ever using the slow cooking function of my programmable pot.

Look at this handsome fucker.



Look at it!

You are seriously an inspiration.
I am going to buy a lil' slow cooker next month.

Brisket and pork for days!!!

*Just saw a chick I know on Tinder, I remember her saying "i'd never use that thing" at a party.

**about tinder, not my dick.

 

[Funky Papa]

You are seriously an inspiration.
I am going to buy a lil' slow cooker next month.

Brisket and pork for days!!!

*Just saw a chick I know on Tinder, I remember her saying "id never use that thing" at a party.

Send dix pix

 

[Toa TAK]

Extroverted, attractive people need Tinder?

 

[MutFox]

did you actually eat that with your hands or did you use a fork and knife?

Squished it down and used my hands...

My later sandwiches were not nearly as big,
just got excited making my own Pulled Pork and went crazy.

 

[Funky Papa]

Extroverted, attractive people need Tinder?

My Tinder is ludicrously full with hotties.

Also, zero matches.

 

[Halo 2]

Been slow since yesterday.

 

[MutFox]

Been slow since yesterday.

Hmmm... Maybe I'll jump onto Tinder... :|

 

[Funky Papa]

Been slow since yesterday.

Imagine my tender, veiny, stubbly nutsack resting on your forehead while you sleep.

 

[LuffyZoro]

Is this considered a dry rub, in bbq terms?

Personally, I prefer a wet rub on my meat. But whatever works for you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Imagine my tender, veiny, stubbly nutsack resting on your forehead while you sleep.

... This isn't as off-putting as you think it is.

 

[Halo 2]

I'll be out if drugs in a couple hours.
I may derp too hard and get banned in the coming week.


Are the games in arcade bars generally free?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'll be out if drugs in a couple hours.
I may derp too hard and get banned in the coming week.

If you get banned, I'll never forgive you.

I will haunt you decades from now when I die. Assuming you're still alive at the time. Don't do anything stupid pls. xoxo

 

[Windam]

I'll be out if drugs in a couple hours.
I may derp too hard and get banned in the coming week.

Stay in here and you'll be fine. If I can get away with it... well, you might not be able to. I am TDM and WAMD's son, after all.

 

[Duress]

Personally, I prefer a wet rub on my meat. But whatever works for you.

I use sand paper

 

[Wazzy]

Sis, they don't here. Poutine is not common in Murica.

.

What kind of crime bullshit is this?

No poutine?

UGH

Do they in the US? :|

I thought they might but I guess I'm wrong.

That isn't the case outside of Canada. And now I want to try it again.

Y'all need to protest. That is some horrible shit to hear.

 

[Windam]

Yet another reason why Canada is the greatest country on Earth.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I use sand paper

I enjoy sticking mine in bullet ant hills.

Yet another reason why Canada is the greatest country on Earth.

Maple syrup and poutine.

cryingbeaver.png

 

[Halo 2]

Who's in Cali again? I'm totally here.


I have real maple syrup do I get windam points?

 

[AcridMeat]

California is pretty big though.

And no there isn't poutine in the US. There may be restaurants around the country that might do it, but it isn't a widespread thing.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have real maple syrup do I get windam points?

Yes.

Windam's probably selling counterfeit maple syrup anyway. Can't trust those fucking Canadians.

 

[Prophet Steve]

What kind of crime bullshit is this?

No poutine?

UGH

I thought they might but I guess I'm wrong.


Y'all need to protest. That is some horrible shit to hear.

I've never even eaten it, someday I'll just make it myself.

 

[Wazzy]

Well now I'm gonna go eat some poutine because I can.

Feels good.

 

[MutFox]

Poutine and Free Healthcare
One needs the other, if it's all you eat...
Yay, Canada!

I haven't had poutine for like... a couple weeks...
**CRYINGBEAVER**

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Pierces - Boring

Nothing thrills us anymore
No one kills us anymore
Life is such a chore
When it's boooooooooooooooring

 

[Duress]

Poutine and Free Healthcare
One needs the other, if it's all you eat...
Yay, Canada!

I haven't had poutine for like... a couple weeks...
**CRYINGBEAVER**

Fatty!

I didn't mean it. I'm just really hot

 

[Halo 2]

I'm scared to start dreaming again.

 

[Windam]

Yes.

Windam's probably selling counterfeit maple syrup anyway. Can't trust those fucking Canadians.

How dare you?!

I sell nothing but the finest and most refined syrup in all the Dominion!

 

[You Know Nothing]

How dare you?!

I sell nothing but the finest and most refined syrup in all the Dominion!

Is refined code for watered down with jizz?

 

[Windam]

I plead the fifth.

 

[Halo 2]

 

[You Know Nothing]

#R I P

I plead the fifth.

 

[Duress]

Drink your way out

 

[MutFox]

Fatty!

I didn't mean it. I'm just really hot

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Is it the 90's?

 

[MutFox]

Is it the 90's?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I approve of these Austin Powers gifs.

I WANNA CHOP IT OFF AND MAKE SOME GUACAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE.

 

[Halo 2]

GOAT

 

[Clydefrog]

My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

also

This coffee tastes like shit.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yeah, they're always after me lucky charms.

Scene still never fails to crack me up.

 

[Halo 2]

*like*
It's all so damn good.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Fook Mi that was fast.

Fook Yu.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Never seen Austin Powers

That said none of this seems particularly funny

Sorry :C

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I want chicken,
I want liver,
Meow Mix, Meow Mix,
Please deliver,

 

[Duress]

Who works for #2?

 

[Clydefrog]

I want chicken,
I want liver,
Meow Mix, Meow Mix,
Please deliver,

It's freaking freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.

*shaky frozen cat meowww*

 

[Necrovex]

Hmmm... Maybe I'll jump onto Tinder... :|

You gotta find the right pics for Tinder. My friend is using two picture, and he managed 250 hits over two weeks. Prior to those pics, he didn't get many hits. Tinder is truly a game.

 

[Halo 2]

Never seen Austin Powers

That said none of this seems particularly funny

Sorry :C

 

[You Know Nothing]

PREPARE TO DIE POWERS.

GOAT scene. Actually, it's tied with the tent shadows scene.

 

[Halo 2]

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Looks like Sam Rockwell here.