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[You Know Nothing]

So I was talking to a co-worker about Tinder and mentioned I met up with a couple people from it. He now thinks I'm some kind of Casanova hero and is asking me advice on his profile... cringe.

lol

What do the ladies really want, breh?

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

lol

What do the ladies really want, breh?

Poetry.

 

[The_Poet]

I've had success with puns.
Especially if they rhyme.
It really heats up their buns,
And saves a lot of time.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I just got a little cut on my head taking apart my tatty old bed mere hours before an interview.

Excellent.

Eh. I think Tiddum's post was pretty bad*. Sweeping generalizations are not good, plenty of people have animu or even moe avatars and they are not creeps as far as we know. All the people defending a pervy animu game have animu avatars? Quelle surprise.

I actually think Miss Williams is a deplorable individual who is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

Marlon Brando was a big sissy.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Poetry.

So I just looked at the GotG trailer thread top posters for a laugh.

We're the top 2, with Slayven rounding out the top 3.

Sounds about right.

 

[Halo 2]

How do you view top posers?]


Gunna watch Jodorowsky's dune.

 

[Funky Papa]

I just got a little cut on my head taking apart my tatty old bed mere hours before an interview.

Excellent.

I actually think Miss Williams is a deplorable individual who is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

Marlon Brando was a big sissy.

Well, Mr Brando DID suck cock. I've seen the pictures.

Luckily enough, that's St. Paul Newman in my avatar and nobody can talk trash about him. He was chaste and pure like the snow.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Well, Mr Brando DID suck cock. I've seen the pictures.

Luckily enough, that's St. Paul Newman in my avatar and nobody can talk trash about him.

Well now I just feel silly.

Newman was a boss and nowhere near as sissy as Brando. I think if they fought, only Brando would've pulled hair and scratched and things.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Paul Newman had the best eyes. Road To Perdition was an amazing send off for him, love that film.

How do you view top posers?]


Gunna watch Jodorowsky's dune.

Click the post count and a little window pops up with how many posts each person has in that thread

 

[You Know Nothing]

I would like to be sandwiched between young Paul Newman and young Marlon Brando.

Good lawd.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

So I just looked at the GotG trailer thread top posters for a laugh.

We're the top 2, with Slayven rounding out the top 3.

Sounds about right.

Of course. I'm also number 2 in the hype thread

 

[Funky Papa]

Straight, Heteronormative FakeGAF: Is it healthy that Mya Nichole and all her trashy body "improvements" get me going?


PS: Don't google her at work.

 

[Halo 2]

Paul Newman had the best eyes. Road To Perdition was an amazing send off for him, love that film.



Click the post count and a little window pops up with how many posts each person has in that thread

never mind figured it out

 

[You Know Nothing]

Straight, Heteronormative FakeGAF: Is it healthy that Mya Nichole and all her trashy body "improvements" get me going?


PS: Don't google her at work.

I realize I fit neither category, but she definitely looks too plastic to me.

Would not berry if straight.

 

[The_Poet]

Straight, Heteronormative FakeGAF: Is it healthy that Mya Nichole and all her trashy body "improvements" get me going?


PS: Don't google her at work.

Errm...well shes certainly... something...

Not my type, sorry bro.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Straight, Heteronormative FakeGAF: Is it healthy that Mya Nichole and all her trashy body "improvements" get me going?


PS: Don't google her at work.

Meh, not my stamp at all. She looks like she's molded from plastic, and also like she's mutton dressed as lamb.

Hayden Winters is the hottest pornstar, like so hot that you think "Why are you taking cock on camera for money?" Her bewbs appear to have been crafted by the gods, and she's uncommonly beautiful. 100% natural too.

Seriously, just Google her and check out her rack. It should be like the barometer by which all other breasts are measured.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hayden Winters is very pretty.

Ninj wins this round of the porn star faceoff.

 

[The_Poet]

Meh, not my stamp at all. She looks like she's molded from plastic, and also like she's mutton dressed as lamb.

Hayden Winters is the hottest pornstar, like so hot that you think "Why are you taking cock on camera for money?" Her bewbs appear to have been crafted by the gods, and she's uncommonly beautiful. 100% natural too.

Seriously, just Google her and check out her rack. It should be like the barometer by which all other breasts are measured.

Hey, maybe she enjoys it.

Good pick tho

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yooooo

Get out of here with that trash avatar

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hayden Winters is very pretty.

Ninj wins this round of the porn star faceoff.

She's just really dainty and ladylike in her scenes too, non of this awful, rough, slapped around stuff, gagging BJ crap and "fuck me like a little slut" bullshit. Nothing turns me off quicker.

 

[Toa TAK]

Get out of here with that trash avatar

You mean amazing.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

You mean amazing.

You mean Oscar-less.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Halo 2, what do you have against tree sex?

You're clearly anti-tree.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Oscars are a bit of a joke at times from what I've watched of them (ten minutes, rest is GAF threads about them).

 

[Toa TAK]

You mean Oscar-less.

Why do you hate it? There's gotta be a reason.
<3

 

[Necrovex]

Meh, not my stamp at all. She looks like she's molded from plastic, and also like she's mutton dressed as lamb.

Hayden Winters is the hottest pornstar, like so hot that you think "Why are you taking cock on camera for money?" Her bewbs appear to have been crafted by the gods, and she's uncommonly beautiful. 100% natural too.

Seriously, just Google her and check out her rack. It should be like the barometer by which all other breasts are measured.

Now this is my type of community thread.

 

[Halo 2]

Halo 2, what do you have against tree sex?

You're clearly anti-tree.

Trees are for smoking not poking.

Lol "Stikky Minaj"

 

[Toa TAK]

Trees are overrated, who needs air?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why do you hate it? There's gotta be a reason.
<3

The goofy facial expression is too low quality. It shames all proper expression avatars.

 

[Funky Papa]

"Why are you taking cock on camera for money?" .

X-Art and Wow Girls in 9 words.

 

[Halo 2]

Mascot

 

[Toa TAK]

The goofy facial expression is too low quality. It shames all proper expression avatars.

Well let me try to find a higher quality one.

Also, that JLaw/Emma Watson thread got locked, who's going to read my RPFan Fic now?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mascot

What kind of gay lizard icon?

This should be the FakeGAF mascot definitely.

 

[Necrovex]

Well let me try to find a higher quality one.

Also, that JLaw/Emma Watson thread got locked, who's going to read my RPFan Fic now?

I'll read it if you read my Bat Toad fanfic!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Halo 2, what do you have against tree sex?

You're clearly anti-tree.

Trees are for smoking not poking.

Lol "Stikky Minaj"

Trees are overrated, who needs air?

 

[Toa TAK]

I'll read it if you read my Bat Toad fanfic!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120143893&postcount=319

Don't feel bad. Just know I'm SUPER excited for GotG, I just don't show it.

And I cannot find a higher quality image for the life of me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Well let me try to find a higher quality one.

Also, that JLaw/Emma Watson thread got locked, who's going to read my RPFan Fic now?

I'm just kidding

Ugh this gif is so long

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ugh this gif is so long

Perched for it.

Spoiler

Also, are you finally going to finish part four next thread? :eyes:

 

[Toa TAK]

I'm just kidding

Ugh this gif is so long

It's cool, but now I really DO need it.

I'm pumped to see that gif. The previous one was fantastic.

 

[The_Poet]

I dissaprove of our gay lizard overlord.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I dissaprove of our gay lizard overlord.

It laughs at you.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Does the thread end at the end of this page?

 

[Toa TAK]

Mascot

God damn, that lizard is fabulous.

 

[The_Poet]

Does the thread end at the end of this page?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

 

[TrueGrime]

Morning lovers!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Does the thread end at the end of this page?

20k posts.

Still has five pages left in 50ppp.

 

[Toa TAK]

Morning lovers!

I didn't agree to anything like this.

 

[The_Poet]

I didn't agree to anything like this.

The rest of us did, you didnt get the memo?

 

[Toa TAK]

The rest of us did, you didnt get the memo?

You're going to have to show me.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Clean shaven first time in years for an interview. My face feels naked.

I don't like it.

Morning lovers!

Hi mate.

(I don't do that enough.)