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[MutFox]

A family of wrens has built a nest in the wreath outside my parents' front door. So, we're supposed to use the back one to avoid bothering them. I forgot and looked in the nest out of curiosity. Lo and behold, mama's home. I see her glare at me, and then she flies out of the nest and tried to dive bomb me.

;_;

Curious? I'd be freaked out to look in there...
Still, it's kind of a funny story, and you're ok... I think, possible PTSD... ;P

 

[AcridMeat]

Why the fuck are you a junior? Or did I already ask that before?

Video representation of what happened.

 

[Wazzy]

Hey guys, guess what?

Another toilet incident. -_-

Apparently someone decided to shit out a turd longer than a railroad. They didn't flush. It's now stuck.

 

[MutFox]

Hey guys, guess what?

Another toilet incident. -_-

Apparently someone decided to shit out a turd longer than a railroad. They didn't flush. It's now stuck.

Hopefully you don't have to take care of that... :|

 

[Screaming Meat]

 

[Clydefrog]

Hey guys, guess what?

Another toilet incident. -_-

Apparently someone decided to shit out a turd longer than a railroad. They didn't flush. It's now stuck.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hey guys:

Have you ever had a dream--...?

 

[MutFox]

Also, pics or it didn't happen...

Spoiler

Joking for the love of railroad god!

 

[Wazzy]

Sorry guys, no pictures. I did snapchat it to Stephen and a couple other friends, though.

TheProfessor: Heyyyyyyyy I was looking for my old Christmas avatar you made but the image link is broken. Do you still have it? I wanna keep all the avatars Iv'e had.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

So tired

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

...yikes, that poop story ;_;

 

[Lucian Cat]

So I wake up to sport and poop stories. No me gusta >:|

 

[MutFox]

So I wake up to sport and poop stories. No me gusta >:|

Go back to sleep, we'll try and change to conversation for when you wake up next... ;P

 

[Windam]

I'm sorry. I don't know how to approach.

Gorlllll you gotta keep pushing yourself! Rejection is a part of life and while it's not great, you'll learn from it and end up in a better place.

Don't be scared, continue messaging people and just keep the conversation going!

Gurl I gotta get her number before I can message her! This is some random girl in my Biology I class. :x

 

[Clydefrog]

I just filled a toilet bowl with poop.

It did flush though!

 

[Acid08]

I just filled a toilet bowl with poop.

It did flush though!

You filled the whole bowl?

 

[Smiley90]

I just filled a toilet bowl with poop.

It did flush though!

Why'd you throw your Kings jersey away?

 

[Clydefrog]

You filled the whole bowl?

Why'd you throw your Kings jersey away?

hahaha

well, i may have exaggerated a bit. i nearly did fill the entire portion that was underwater. probably one of my biggest poops of the year.

 

[Smiley90]

hahaha

well, i may have exaggerated a bit. i nearly did fill the entire portion that was underwater. probably one of my biggest poops of the year.

We're all very proud of you, Dustin.

 

[Wazzy]

Sorry I started the poop stories.

I just filled a toilet bowl with poop.

It did flush though!

Spoiler

burnnnnnnnnnnnnn by Smiley

 

[Smiley90]

I'm currently writing grant applications.

they're fucking annoyingly hard to write, let me tell you that.

"explain your last 2 and future 2 years of work in one page for a layman and why we should give you money for that"

... uuuh...

 

[Windam]

I'm currently writing grant applications.

they're fucking annoyingly hard to write, let me tell you that.

"explain your last 2 and future 2 years of work in one page for a layman and why we should give you money for that"

... uuuh...

"I've spent the last two years working the streets of Langley at night, servicing lonely men whose wives won't put out anymore, and are desperate for love and attention. I will continue to do so unless you give me money.

Please respond."

 

[Chuckie]

I'm sorry. I don't know how to approach.

It's just like approaching anyone else. No need for some magi opening line. Just strike up a conversation.

Sorry I started the poop stories.

Well at least you got rid of my thirst

 

[Lucian Cat]

Time for crumpets with honey and a coffee

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Mmm I better have breakfast too.

 

[Chuckie]

You're a Holland supporter!

France/Italy >

Last time we met those teams in a Championship it played out like this:

Netherlands - Italy 3-0
Netherlands - France 4-1

Spoiler

but that is not gonna happen now...because we're not that good anymrore

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

This gig goes on until 3 and I am fucking taking advantage of that. Anyone want to buy me a drink?

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'm on my way!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Guys recommend me an alcoholic beverage

 

[Lucian Cat]

Beer

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yeah but...what kind

 

[Lucian Cat]

I usually go dry. What's your preference?

 

[Windam]

It's just like approaching anyone else. No need for some magi opening line. Just strike up a conversation.

I don't approach anyone. Anyone.

Yeah but...what kind

Heineken.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Eh...not really a dry fan. Ended up getting my usual liqueur.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Still good. We have so much fortified wine here. It's crazy. God bless living in wine country

 

[BlueBadger]

Crying happy tears at my World Cup edited avatar :')

 

[Rubbish King]

Guys, do you skype much?

You got this, best of luck to ya

Good luck!

Good luck buddy.

Thanks guys!! Went really well! It's 1:30AM and I'm now ready to actually get drunk after 5 hours of watching other people do that


Dragonz, stay classy and have a SoCo with lime and lemonade ^^

 

[Rubbish King]

did I kill the thread?

 

[AcridMeat]

Yeah but...what kind

I just had this last night.

Not over there I don't think but still gooooooood. I love their labeling.

Still good. We have so much fortified wine here. It's crazy. God bless living in wine country

I hear that! Cheap good wine yum.

 

[Windam]

did I kill the thread?

Yes. Bloody murderous Brit!

 

[Rubbish King]

Yes. Bloody murderous Brit!

I wouldn't murder a fly

I reckon I could beat it up though

 

[Windam]

I wouldn't murder a fly

I reckon I could beat it up though

See! Violent! You proved my point!

 

[Wazzy]

Crying happy tears at my World Cup edited avatar :')

Looks good!

I'm gonna change mine once I see what the face paint looks like.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Just found out one of my friends works for one of our clients. What the fuck

Guys recommend me an alcoholic beverage

Morgan Spiced and Coke

 

[Rubbish King]

See! Violent! You proved my point!

U wot


U wot m8

Morgan Spiced and Coke

Nah way man, you drink that straight or not at all

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ended up going with Disaronno. Mmmm.

 

[Windam]

U wot


U wot m8

i swear you are one cheeky cunt mate

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Ended up going with Disaronno. Mmmm.

idk what that is

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

idk what that is

Italian liqueur. Has a cherry taste to it.

Also, USA USA USA USA!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I thought liqueur was like chocolate with alcohol