FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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Some choice quotes from Emily on Skype tonight.
lol. Em, you should let Adam rim you.

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But those memories wont last as long!

Almost finished my steak. 600gm rib eye you're my bitch. Not bad for someone recovering from a cold
 
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#boybandpose

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I made a few videos for y'all. Think of these as my love letters to FakeGAF.

Me being a drunk mess.

Me being a sober mess the morning after.

#groanzone
Haha, I love you to Jake.

For reals, one of my fav fakeGAF peeps.
You guys should just Snapchat each other. Way easier.
Snapchat is only good for drunken dicpix.
Almost finished my steak. 600gm rib eye you're my bitch. Not bad for someone recovering from a cold
Wow gurl, that's a lot of meat.
 
Lucic is even more of a douche.

Threats should not just stay on the ice and if you're going to be disrespectful and do it while you're shaking hands then you deserve to be called out.

Also wow LA made it through. I'll have to support them by jinxing the Hawks.
 
Huh. I don't remember being on that call. Is Skype set to auto answer? That could get embarrassing (and feedback-y). I hear the fucking thing ringing in the basement right now.

You weren't in that call, you hadn't hung up / declined so it was in that weird phase where it says a bunch of people are waiting on a response or w/e.
 
He's a posing hipster, he saw the little lady getting filmed and took the opportunity for a classy photobomb.

It's Dick pics innit.

(If you don't know who Dick Jones is I don't think we should be pals. Come on man, "HE WORKS FOR OCP!")

My phone changed OCP to OTP. :/

Of course I do >_>
 
Haha, cute dog Wazzy. Derp.

Did anyone play Driver: Parallel Lines? Probably not, it was pants, but it's OK cos here is the only good thing about it:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Sealings

Seriously, they wasted this track on a shitty videogame OST?

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Of course I do >_>
Good, I knew you were cool.
Jake posts this:
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but all you say is "Good job man!"? :(
Dude, you are beautiful, no matter what they say.

Your eyebrows look amazeballs.

So chola.
 
Sure. It's celebrating my bb turning 4 along with my friends dog turning 13 I believe.



Look at da birthday girl. :D

Can I bring balloons? :D Will there be loot bags?!

Can I have the doggy? :D

Dude, you are beautiful, no matter what they say.

Your eyebrows look amazeballs.

So chola.

I had to Urban Dictionary this. You're saying I'm a female Mexican/Latina gang member?

Am I super hot?
 
So when I posted about my graduation last night on facebook, some random guy that I haven't seen for 4 years congratulated me, then asked me if I wanted to buy weed.
 
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