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[TrueGrime]

Here's some thread ideas:

"When's the last time you shit you're pants?"

/dead

 

[TrueGrime]

I just did a thread search for poop.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Get into the only good thing about FFXIII.

Leona Lewis - My Hands

H8rs can seethe that that generic J-pop ballad was removed from the English version.

I just did a thread search for poop.

Never forget that one post by that one guy who said he licked his shit when he was a kid.

I still wanna puke.

 

[BlueBadger]

Get into the only good thing about FFXIII.

Leona Lewis - My Hands

H8rs can seethe that that generic J-pop ballad was removed from the English version.

That literally was my favorite part of XIII.

I CRIED.

I ADMIT IT.

Spoiler

A lot of things make me cry.

 

[TrueGrime]

Never forget that one post by that one guy who said he licked his shit when he was a kid.

I still wanna puke.

Ugh. Gross.

 

[You Know Nothing]

That literally was my favorite part of XIII.

I CRIED.

I ADMIT IT.

Spoiler

A lot of things make me cry.

It was mine too.

 

[Clydefrog]

BlueBadger is gonna get banned for being an alt of Wazzy.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dragonz and I are alts too.

Honestly, if we switched accounts, I doubt any of y'all would know the difference.

Spoiler

At least until she refused to lick Stephen's butt hole.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

He had an alt? Don't know how he found the time considering his Halo 2 account had like 65 posts per day.

(seriously, who has the time to post every ten minutes or so, lol)

This one is for you buddy:

Karen O - Rapt

 

[Clydefrog]

Dragonz and I are alts too.

Honestly, if we switched accounts, I doubt any of y'all would know the difference.

Spoiler

At least until she refused to lick Stephen's butt hole.

We have so much in common that ... well... we could be...

LOL WHO AM I KIDDING

 

[Wazzy]

BlueBadger is gonna get banned for being an alt of Wazzy.

But I'm actually your alt.

 

[Turin]

Dragonz and I are alts too.

Honestly, if we switched accounts, I doubt any of y'all would know the difference.

Spoiler

At least until she refused to lick Stephen's butt hole.

I'd know. You two use different blends of glitter in your posts.

 

[Smiley90]

He had an alt? Don't know how he found the time considering his Halo 2 account had like 65 posts per day.

(seriously, who has the time to post every ten minutes or so, lol)

This one is for you buddy:

Karen O - Rapt

nono he WAS an alt. His original account got banned a long time ago. Halo 2 was the alt.

 

[Clydefrog]

But I'm actually your alt.

 

[Clydefrog]

this fucking game is impossible

http://www.addictinggames.com/sports-games/curveball.jsp

my friend on steam is constantly getting 26K scores and i'm stuck at 21-22K

 

[NinjaBoiX]

If I could be anyone's alt it would be Avixph.

nono he WAS an alt. His original account got banned a long time ago. Halo 2 was the alt.

I think two or more people were posting on his account, it's the only explanation for his post count.

 

[Clydefrog]

If I could be anyone's alt it would be Avixph.

Is that you?

 

[You Know Nothing]

We have so much in common that ... well... we could be...

LOL WHO AM I KIDDING

We could maybe fool a few people for a few seconds.

But then I'd mention a guy's butt and the facade would come crumbling down.

I'd know. You two use different blends of glitter in your posts.

I hope mine's more sparkly.

 

[TrueGrime]

I can't fathom having someone using my account. Multiple people for that matter.

 

[Smiley90]

If I could be anyone's alt it would be Avixph.

I think two or more people were posting on his account, it's the only explanation for his post count.

... no, TDM literally said that he was a banned person's alt. :lol


Also, gonna make a gaffer very happy for his birthday

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Sold by: VII Tech (seller profile)

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- Gift note: because I said so
$302.99
Mario Kart 8 - Nintendo Wii U 1 of: Mario Kart 8 - Nintendo Wii U

Condition: New
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- Gift note: love from Canada
$48.61

 

[TrueGrime]

... no, TDM literally said that he was a banned person's alt. :lol


Also, gonna make a gaffer very happy for his birthday

Delivery estimate: July 31, 2014 (More about estimates)
Shipping Speed: Change Shipping Speed
Two-Day Shipping

Shipping Preference: Change Shipping Preference
Group my items into as few shipments as possible
Items Ordered Price
Nintendo Wii U 32GB Mario & Luigi Deluxe Set 1 of: Nintendo Wii U 32GB Mario & Luigi Deluxe Set
Sold by: VII Tech (seller profile)

Condition: New
- 1 item Gift options: Change gift options
- Gift-wrap: Amazon Gift Wrap
- Gift note: because I said so
$302.99
Mario Kart 8 - Nintendo Wii U 1 of: Mario Kart 8 - Nintendo Wii U

Condition: New
- 1 item Gift options: Change gift options
- Gift-wrap: Amazon Gift Wrap
- Gift note: love from Canada
$48.61

OMG. Smiles. You shouldn't have... f.. for me?? ;_;

 

[Smiley90]

OMG. Smiles. You shouldn't have... f.. for me?? ;_;

It's none of you bums

ESPECIALLY NOT STEPHEN AND WAZZY

BIGGEST BUMS OF THEM ALL

CLASSIC VANCOUVER PEOPLE

 

[You Know Nothing]

Pfft.

And I thought our 91% match rating on OKC meant something.

 

[BlueBadger]

BlueBadger is gonna get banned for being an alt of Wazzy.

Most definitely not.








I'm Jake's alt.

 

[Smiley90]

Pfft.

And I thought our 91% match rating on OKC meant something.

When's your birthday

 

[Funky Papa]

Lol. Oh Clyde...

Well, he literally lives in the water...

 

[Lucian Cat]

Pfft.

And I thought our 91% match rating on OKC meant something.

Really should reactivate my account to see what everyone's % is with me. I'm sure Buf wont mind too much >_>

 

[Smiley90]

Really should reactivate my account to see what everyone's % is with me. I'm sure Buf wont mind too much >_>

If you tell him that's the reason, why would he mind oO. Also you can just deactivate it right afterwards.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Most definitely not.

I'm Jake's alt.

So I've been wanting to bang myself this whole time?

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

When's your birthday

IT ALREADY HAPPENED.

It was on the 4th.

 

[TrueGrime]

):

 

[Clydefrog]

Pfft.

And I thought our 91% match rating on OKC meant something.

holy moly frijole.. i forgot i had an okc account. 8 messages! i'm a KING!!

it's just a bunch of women saying "hi there"

 

[TrueGrime]

Well shit Clyde, say hi back!

 

[Clydefrog]

this is from MONTHS AGO!

FUCK!

"why do you rate your self-esteem so low?"

fuuuuuuuuu. she called me out

 

[The_Poet]

I should get around to making an OKC account

 

[NinjaBoiX]

holy moly frijole.. i forgot i had an okc account. 8 messages! i'm a KING!!

it's just a bunch of women saying "hi there"

Don't sound so dejected Clyde!

Thats just some people's way of saying:

 

[Smiley90]

I'm meeting this girl off Tinder tomorrow. She's cute and we have tons of overlap in terms of music and tv shows. When I asked her what she likes to do in her spare time she said boardgames.

AWWW YISS.

 

[Clydefrog]

if i post this, will it tell you if you match me? http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Estoc/

 

[You Know Nothing]

holy moly frijole.. i forgot i had an okc account. 8 messages! i'm a KING!!

it's just a bunch of women saying "hi there"

The two year old message I had was verbatim, "whatcha lookin' for"

This was from a near 60 year old.

if i post this, will it tell you if you match me? http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Estoc/

70%.

Booooooooo.

Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date?

Estoc Yes

Me No

LEWD.

 

[Smiley90]

if i post this, will it tell you if you match me? http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Estoc/

You're 5'8? I feel bad for you son

also 64%, jesus christ, the LA Queens fan factor is strong. OKC works.

 

[BlueBadger]

So I've been wanting to bang myself this whole time?

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.



IT ALREADY HAPPENED.

It was on the 4th.

Mmmmmm bae I'm in that mood ;P LOLL

I'm meeting this girl off Tinder tomorrow. She's cute and we have tons of overlap in terms of music and tv shows. When I asked her what she likes to do in her spare time she said boardgames.

AWWW YISS.

Yayyyyyy I'm so happy for you!!!!

if i post this, will it tell you if you match me? http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Estoc/

67%

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dont care. Still would.

:3

 

[Clydefrog]

wtf, do you all smoke or something?

 

[Smiley90]

Mmmmmm bae I'm in that mood ;P LOLL


Yayyyyyy I'm so happy for you!!!!


67%

Spoiler

dont care. Still would.

:3

Not getting my hopes up brah

She's only 20 so that's a bit of a bummer, but we'll see. She's cute for sure tho.

wtf, do you all smoke or something?

I don't smoke or do drugs

Something's wrong with you, clearly

 

[Clydefrog]

wow, looking at matches ... no one is hitting above 90%.

*dying alone*

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mmmmmm bae I'm in that mood ;P LOLL

What a coincidence so am I!

wtf, do you all smoke or something?

Nope.

I don't smoke or do any drugs.

 

[Funky Papa]

IT ALREADY HAPPENED.

It was on the 4th.

Where there fireworks involved?

 

[Smiley90]

wtf, do you all smoke or something?

If you turn a left-handed glove inside out, it fits...
An image of Estoc On my left hand
An image of SmileyF On my right hand

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
An image of Estoc 89754
An image of SmileyF 89547

Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school?
An image of Estoc Yes, students should hear both sides
An image of SmileyF No, creationism has no place in schools


I think I found the reason

 

[Clydefrog]

i'm pretty sure I blasted through that gauntlet of questions

a wild weirdo has appeared since i logged on though: www.okcupid.com/profile/Tawlchik

 

[You Know Nothing]

Where there fireworks involved?

Of course!

Weird how the whole country wants to celebrate my birthday. But I'm not going to stop them.

If you turn a left-handed glove inside out, it fits...
An image of Estoc On my left hand
An image of SmileyF On my right hand

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
An image of Estoc 89754
An image of SmileyF 89547

Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school?
An image of Estoc Yes, students should hear both sides
An image of SmileyF No, creationism has no place in schools


I think I found the reason

I'm dead.

These are all unmatched for me too.

 

[BlueBadger]

wtf, do you all smoke or something?

Don't smoke or do drugs

Not getting my hopes up brah

She's only 20 so that's a bit of a bummer, but we'll see. She's cute for sure tho.



I don't smoke or do drugs

Something's wrong with you, clearly

20's not bad!

What a coincidence so am I!



Nope.

I don't smoke or do any drugs.

Hnnnnngh

 

[Smiley90]

Don't smoke or do drugs


20's not bad!



Hnnnnngh

Yeah we'll see. DON'T RAISE MY HOPES MAN

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I RAISE MY HOPES

On the bright side, have ANOTHER date lined up for Thursday already, so I can breathe more easily.