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[The_Poet]

RIP The_Poet.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I need these two records in my life, gimme!

Current single:
Figure It Out

Current single:
Captivate You

 

[Funky Papa]

Is it for ranch dressing drenched pizza, you sick fuck?

I'm guilty of putting Sriracha on everything ������

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Thread be dead. Halo was the lifeblood.

smokin'

 

[The_Poet]

She's straight from 2002. You're such a scene kid Ninj.

Not saying I wouldn't though

 

[Funky Papa]

Thread be dead. Halo was the lifeblood.

smokin'

I like her boobs. Those tats, though...

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yeah fuck you shitty ass project I've been stuck with for the last 5 or 6 months I'm making a game now aw yeah

 

[NinjaBoiX]

She's straight from 2002. You're such a scene kid Ninj.

Not saying I wouldn't though

Cute, nice bewbs, crazy hair and tatts.

It worked for me then, it works for me now!

I like her boobs. Those tats, though...

She has very nice teeth.

Plus, I'm a sucker for cheek dimples...

 

[Transhuman]

I like her boobs. Those tats, though...

You picky fucking fuck.

Plus, I'm a sucker for cheek dimples...

Sucky thing about dimples is you can't compliment them very well. "Your dimples are so cute, they go in so deep"
See?

 

[The_Poet]

Sucky thing about dimples is you can't compliment them very well. "Your dimples are so cute, they go in so deep"
See?

You just cut out the "they go so deep". Just pointing them out is a compliment.

"I like your dimples"

 

[Funky Papa]

You picky fucking fuck.



Sucky thing about dimples is you can't compliment them very well. "Your dimples are so cute, they go in so deep"
See?

The internet allows me to be as picky as I want to be. I have nothing but an eternal carrousel of world class T&A at a click's distance.

IRL? Shit, I'll take what I can. Mostly.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Those boobs look kinda pushed up. Like they'd be disappointing after the top is removed.
Edit: Source- I know boobs

 

[The_Poet]

The fact that boobs exist is enough for most men

 

[Funky Papa]

Those boobs look kinda pushed up. Like they'd be disappointing after the top is removed.
Edit: Source- I know boobs

I'm ok with some drop when they are meaty.

But boobs are awesome nonetheless.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

You just cut out the "they go so deep". Just pointing them out is a compliment.

"I like your dimples"

"I like your eyes, they're really wide. One could say bulbous."

She has very nice teeth.

"You have wonderful teeth, I bet you brush them twice a day for at least two minutes."

Those boobs look kinda pushed up. Like they'd be disappointing after the top is removed.
Edit: Source- I know boobs

"Your rack is mint, but I bet they look shit hanging free."

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

"I like your eyes, they're really wide. One could say bulbous."

Big eyes best eyes

Fo' srs

 

[Lucian Cat]

Pfft men...

 

[TrueGrime]

Morning/Evening!

 

[The_Poet]

Pfft men...

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Lucian Cat]

Good night y'all

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Pfft men...

¯_(&#12484_/¯

.

Good night y'all

Night kitty cat!

 

[TrueGrime]

Good night y'all

Night KittenCat.

Damn. Party is winding down I see.

 

[The_Poet]

Its 2:20pm here, Not even started the party yet

 

[TCRS]

drama at fakegaf

tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGHYDqA5bOk

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Its 2:20pm here, Not even started the party yet

Practicing mojito's for cocktail training at work tonight, I'm too drunk already.

I'm pretty sure I'm meant to be using white rum and white sugar bit our build list doesn't specify that:

Any tips from ma peeps?

 

[The_Poet]

My pro tip to send me some for a taste test.

are you using sugar or syrup?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm using brown sugar (as specified, even though all the YouTube videos I've watched say white) Havana Esp rum (the vids say white) and full lime segments (vids say just juice).

I'm sure this build list is totally wrong, lol. It's the one my manager gave me, but maybe she's not as clued up as I thought.

I know to spank the mint to release the oils and to muddle the drink gently so as not to bruise the lime and mint too much, but it still feels like I'm missing something...

 

[The_Poet]

White sugar will certainly make it sweeter.

I used to tear the mint roughly with my hands instead of spank it when I used to work in a bar in Cyprus, came out pretty well

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It'll turn out better than the mojitos my friend was making the other day

They were basically some rum, a bit of lime and a mint...branch? just stuck in it. It was dumb.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

White sugar will certainly make it sweeter.

I used to tear the mint roughly with my hands instead of spank it when I used to work in a bar in Cyprus, came out pretty well

It just looks a little muddy with the light brown rum and brown sugar. I'm pretty sure it's meant to be clear with that refreshing green colour from the mint.

It'll turn out better than the mojitos my friend was making the other day

They were basically some rum, a bit of lime and a mint...branch? just stuck in it. It was dumb.

The last one my bro drank was made with honey. Wut. It was from The Violet Hour, and they're a pretty big client of ours so he just drank it even though it tasted foul.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Dragonz and I are alts too.

Honestly, if we switched accounts, I doubt any of y'all would know the difference.

Spoiler

At least until she refused to lick Stephen's butt hole.

My clone~

 

[The_Poet]

I wish I could clone some of this dark chocolate, I wouldn't stop eating it

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

The last one my bro drank was made with honey. Wut. It was from The Violet Hour, and they're a pretty big client of ours so he just drank it even though it tasted foul.

The ones my friend made tasted of toothpaste

Then my other friend just added some Disaronno and it tasted like marzipan after cleaning your teeth

 

[The_Poet]

Disaronno + Cranberry juice 50/50 in a shot tastes exactly like a cherry bakewell.

Its delicious.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Disaronno + Cranberry juice 50/50 in a shot tastes exactly like a cherry bakewell.

Its delicious.

Disaronno + Pepsi = Dr. Pepper

 

[The_Poet]

Disaronno + Pepsi = Dr. Pepper

mmmm havn't treid that, sounds good.

Tbh, disaronno is just good in general

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

mmmm havn't treid that, sounds good.

Tbh, disaronno is just good in general

Have you seen the nips? They're so cute!

 

[The_Poet]

Have you seen the nips? They're so cute!

No, but I found this in the top row of google image search for "disaronno nips"

Are they the tiny bottles? I like to pretend I'm a giant when I drink them

 

[Transhuman]

Pfft men...

Says miss "country spec, do not want" lol

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

No, but I found this in the top row of google image search for "disaronno nips"



Are they the tiny bottles? I like to pretend I'm a giant when I drink them

Yeah they're shots in tiny bottles.

 

[The_Poet]

Yeah they're shots in tiny bottles.

The problem comes with carrying around 30 tiny bottles to get drunk, and its really hard to look threatening during a bar fight wielding one of them

 

[BlueBadger]

Good morning my beautiful bb's <3

 

[TrueGrime]

Are you guys seasoned alcoholics?

Two beers or one class a wine and I'm tipsy.

Sup BB. <3

 

[BlueBadger]

Are you guys seasoned alcoholics?

Two beers or one class a wine and I'm tipsy.

Sup BB. <3

Hay hay <333

Nope. Same as you unfortunately ;___;. I have such a low tolerance.

Spoiler

I'm a cheap fuck date

One glass of white wine (my favorite X___X) and I'm dancing on my own like Robyn. :3 :3 :3

 

[The_Poet]

Well I'm British, its illegal to stop drinking if the football is on when you get to the age of 14.

 

[BlueBadger]

Well I'm British, its illegal to stop drinking if the football is on when you get to the age of 14.

LOLLL. A few guys on my soccer team are from the UK and I swear to gawd I've never seen them without a beer in their hand. !

Spoiler

Even on the soccer field sometimes.

 

[TrueGrime]

Hay hay <333

Nope. Same as you unfortunately ;___;. I have such a low tolerance.

Spoiler

I'm a cheap fuck date

One glass of white wine (my favorite X___X) and I'm dancing on my own like Robyn. :3 :3 :3

OMG, yes! White wine fucks me up so bad. ):

 

[The_Poet]

LOLLL. A few guys on my soccer team are from the UK and I swear to gawd I've never seen them without a beer in their hand. !

Spoiler

Even on the soccer field sometimes.

Its a fine art to not spill your pint while taking a free kick.

 

[zeemumu]

You ever have a friend complain about getting cancelled on multiple times, then cancel on you multiple times?

 

[BlueBadger]

OMG, yes! White wine fucks me up so bad. ):

Yaaaaaas it gets the job done honey.

Its a fine art to not spill your pint while taking a free kick.

LOLLL apparently!! Also the Irish guy on my team, too. Same idea.

You ever have a friend complain about getting cancelled on multiple times, then cancel on you multiple times?

Yessir: