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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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Never be ashamed of your deep-fried cinnamon greek honey puffs.

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Oh my god, I just got diabetes.
 
I'm amazed I don't have high blood pressure considering my family's history for it.

But last time I checked it was right around the normal range. A little below. I can only thank exercise too tbh.
 

NinjaBoiX

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Tash will have the deepest frown lines by the time he's 30 if he doesn't doesn't stop trying to look so mean and moody in photos.

Smile bro, it might never happen!
 

Funky Papa

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Another girl picked me up over Adopt A Guy.

That site is the shit.

Watch half of them drop me like a bad habit after a few messages.
 

Funky Papa

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Tell me about this magic website

http://jezebel.com/5865656/french-dating-site-lets-you-put-dudes-in-your-shopping-cart

Tinder for ladies, basically.

The idea is so fantastically awesome. Guys cannot initiate contact and girls are free to pick you up based on your pictures and description. You are literally shown as a product on a supermarket shelve and they add you to their virtual shopping basket.

MALE OBJECTIFICATION.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com

Just look at this Tumblr and whatever messages those guys sent, don't send them yourself.

*cringe*
 

Funky Papa

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Michelle Monaghan's butt in True Detective could bring world peace.

And as a str8 guy, I can comfortably say that Justin Theroux's in The Lefovers could at very least pacify the Middle East.
 
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