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[Zelda]

movie is very funny

 

[Wazzy]

Congratz on member status Monsoon!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

so when should I send the pin, Em

I'll PM you tonight

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Madonna Curse™ is real.

 

[Style]

Steve Aoki is the embodiment of the negative stereotypical DJ.

The chat during his Twitch stream was hilarious though:

So proud of you let's celebrate.

Congratz on member status Monsoon!

Thank you!

 

[Windam]

Who the heck is Monsoon? I leave for like a week and now I don't know anybody in here.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Who the heck is Monsoon? I leave for like a week and now I don't know anybody in here.

He's here to take your place.

Begone, demon child.

 

[Windam]

Nobody can take my place.

Also fuck Facebook for moving messages over to a separate app. I refuse to download it.

Also also, anybody here use Raptr?

 

[zeemumu]

So here's the thing: I was ringing up someone's items today and they had to go back and get something from the fabric section, so I suspended the transaction and hung on to the items that I had already rung up. They came back about 20 minutes later and I handed them back their items and charged them for the fabric that they had gotten, but I forgot to charge them for the items that were on the suspended transaction. How fired am I?

 

[Turin]

So here's the thing: I was ringing up someone's items today and they had to go back and get something from the fabric section, so I suspended the transaction and hung on to the items that I had already rung up. They came back about 20 minutes later and I handed them back their items and charged them for the fabric that they had gotten, but I forgot to charge them for the items that were on the suspended transaction. How fired am I?

Last year someone had about 300 dollars worth of stuff under a large basket cart that I missed. One of the managers informed me of this but was really just giving me a mild lecture. Her year review of my performance was very positive anyway.

So...... depends on the manager?

 

[zeemumu]

Last year someone had about 300 dollars worth of stuff under a large basket cart that I missed. One of the managers informed me of this but was really just giving me a mild lecture. Her year review of my performance was very positive anyway.

So...... depends on the manager?

Well it was probably around $16 worth of stuff. I'm just freaking out though because I don't want to get fired over it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Walton family will have to downgrade their jets now because of your mistake.

 

[zeemumu]

Should I inform them of it tomorrow or wait to see if they bring it up?

 

[Turin]

Well it was probably around $16 worth of stuff. I'm just freaking out though because I don't want to get fired over it.

Just bring your A game to work for a while and you should be fine.

Spoiler

If you get fired I'll give you a free kick to my balls. No retaliation.

Spoiler

But only one kick.

Should I inform them of it tomorrow or wait to see if they bring it up?

I'd wait it out.

 

[zeemumu]

Just bring your A game to work for a while and you should be fine.

Spoiler

If you get fired I'll give you a free kick to my balls. No retaliation.

Spoiler

But only one kick.

I'd wait it out.

It's a pretty chaotic and old store and the amount was negligible so they might not bring it up at all. That's not hoping for too much, is it?

In other news I almost saw a fight break out in there today. This guy bumped his cart into a lady who was at my register, and she told him to watch it and he ended up calling her a "f**king b*tch" as he left, and her husband was sitting on the bench nearby and heard him, and tried to call him out on it.

 

[Style]

Who the heck is Monsoon? I leave for like a week and now I don't know anybody in here.

Hey there.

Should I inform them of it tomorrow or wait to see if they bring it up?

I would inform them, but I have never worked retail so what do I know. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[You Know Nothing]

In other news I almost saw a fight break out in there today. This guy bumped his cart into a lady who was at my register, and she told him to watch it and he ended up calling her a "f**king b*tch" as he left, and her husband was sitting on the bench nearby and heard him, and tried to call him out on it.

#peopleofWalmart
#notallWalmartshoppers

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I hate my coworkers because most of them are guys and THEY LEAVE THE SEAT UP

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I hate my coworkers because most of them are guys and THEY LEAVE THE SEAT UP

Das struggle

 

[Professor Beef]

I hate my coworkers because most of them are guys and THEY LEAVE THE SEAT UP

#notallmen

 

[Style]

Glue it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I hate my coworkers because most of them are guys and THEY LEAVE THE SEAT UP

I'm so guilty of this.

I never put the seat down after I pee.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm so guilty of this.

I never put the seat down after I pee.

Well you live in a house with two other guys so

 

[You Know Nothing]

#maleprivilege strikes again.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Even my dad and brother have the decency to put the seat down

Come on

 

[Turin]

It's a pretty chaotic and old store and the amount was negligible so they might not bring it up at all. That's not hoping for too much, is it?

You should be fine, man.

Hey there.

I'm not sure we've spoken. Hiiiiiii. :3

I hate my coworkers because most of them are guys and THEY LEAVE THE SEAT UP

#notallmen

Ahhhhh, I remember that one. The comedy that resulted from that.

#maleprivilege strikes again.

#DatTruth

Even my dad and brother have the decency to put the seat down

Come on

I grew up in a house of only men so bathroom etiquette has been different in my experience.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Who wants an avatar

 

[You Know Nothing]

I wouldn't want to deprive Tiddums of the avatar he was meant to have.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

What

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

H

E

L

P

 

[You Know Nothing]

What

 

[AcridMeat]

Watching Robin Williams perform at one of my favorite venues from some time in the 80's. I never watched much of his stand up but this is nuts haha.

I hate my coworkers because most of them are guys and THEY LEAVE THE SEAT UP

Put both seat and lid down. Everyone has to lift. I don't know why that isn't the norm.

 

[Turin]

This thread

 

[You Know Nothing]

If every thread on the forum could be a Freenudemacusers thread, I'd be okay with that.

[edit]:

Humans are gonna look so moe in 100,000 years.

 

[Acid08]

tumblr people sit down and try to make the worst gifs possible?

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Yes they do

also: http://www.reddit.com/r/shittytumblrgifs

 

[You Know Nothing]

There are good quality Tumblr gifs. But yes, most are shit.

Most people on Tumblr don't know how to make a gif look good while keeping it within size limits.

 

[AcridMeat]

(In a fake Russian foreigner accent) "Are there any Hell's Angels here tonight?" *Silence* "Those pussy whipped faggots"

I can't stop laughing hahaha

tumblr people sit down and try to make the worst gifs possible?

Hahahahaha this had to be a concerted effort.

 

[Acid08]

I like how you can see the credits fading in that gif

fuck tumblr

 

[Turin]

(In a fake Russian foreigner accent) "Are there any Hell's Angels here tonight?" *Silence* "Those pussy whipped faggots"

I can't stop laughing hahaha

Such a charming fellow.

 

[Transhuman]

 

[AcridMeat]

I like how you can see the credits fading in that gif

fuck tumblr

That's my favorite part about it.

The worst part about it is that it reminded me those scooby doo movies existed.

 

[You Know Nothing]

r/shittytumblrgifs is amazing.

Seriously, why is this a gif? There's nothing moving.

[edit]: http://www.reddit.com/r/goodtumblrgifs

I'm laffin'.

 

[Transhuman]

The only good thing about Scooby Doo was that it invited parody, but now there's been so much parody that the novelty is all used up.

South Park Scooby Doo episode

Venture Bros. Scooby Doo episode

Harvey Birdman Scooby Doo episode

Futurama Scooby Doo episode

 

[Turin]

Robin Williams joke about Jack Nicholson at the end is amazing.

It's so true about Brazil.

 

[Style]

The only good thing about Scooby Doo was that it invited parody, but now there's been so much parody that the novelty is all used up.

The Scooby-Doo episode of Johnny Bravo is my favourite of these. My glasses!

 

[Turin]

Robin Williams on Porn

 

[Zelda]

Being realistic is the most painful thing

 

[AcridMeat]

Imagine life as a realist.

 

[Zelda]