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[Kater]

Maybe you are right...but isn't the post I quoted a bit spoilery itself hahaha. The missing part kind of implied he is no more

You are right.

Kinda embarrassed now.

 

[Funky Papa]

PRAISE THE LORD.

 

[You Know Nothing]

PRAISE THE LORD.

Indeed.

Praise Her.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Finally got a puppy to kill things with me in Warframe.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Iggy Trashazlea falling like her talent level.

Finally got a puppy to kill things with me in Warframe.

So cute/terrifying.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

So cute/terrifying.

Yeah, pretty happy the egg that dropped for me was that breed.

This breed is ugly as shit:

This breed looks like a more werewolfish version of mine:

But I do like this breed as well. Hopefully I find an egg for it soon:

Plus, the last can completely cloak itself and me. That'd be nice to have.

 

[Clydefrog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKxuiw3iMBE

arggggh

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

It's 13 degrees Celsius in London and I feel frozen in my flat. Ugh.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

13?

That's t-shirt weather.

 

[Clydefrog]

your fears are far behind you!

 

[Funky Papa]

After all these years I finally discovered a girl as filthy as me.

I have a new purpose in life.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Lucy Rose is amaze, a deceptively inventive songwriter with a gorgeous, delicate voice.

Lucy Rose - Lines
(I love the massive shift in tone and tempo for the chorus, it sounds like two entirely different tracks spliced together.)

Lucy Rose - Watch Over
(That part from 2:13 onwards is so mint.)

And she's pretty much a total babe to boot:

(Ooh, pretty redhead!)

New music please Lucy, thanks.

 

[Funky Papa]

(Ooh, pretty redhead!) .

I sense a pattern.

It's a good one, BTW.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

After all these years I finally discovered a girl as filthy as me.

I have a new purpose in life.

The most sex crazed person I ever knew was a girl. Hung out in the computing department so there was definitely no shortage of sausage there.

 

[Funky Papa]

The most sex crazed person I ever knew was a girl. Hung out in the computing department so there was definitely no shortage of sausage there.

I wouldn't call her sex crazed, more like uninhibited as hell. It turns out I've known her for a while (she briefly dated my best friend), but I had no idea she was that filthy until we casually met yesterday at a festival and drank ourselves silly. Jaw, meet floor.

Nothing happened, but I've set my sights on her like a goddamned A10.

Lord give me strenght.

Edit: This JIF over Imgur pretty much shows us yesterday

Although I was probably the girl, TBH.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Congrats on the crazy messed up sex by the way Papa! Good man.

I sense a pattern.

It's a good one, BTW.

Damn straight, you know I love me some ginge minge dude, especially if it's au naturel.

Sammy has hers dyed a lovely hue of red at the minute, kind of a scarlet colour, it butters my crumpet:

Dat secretary look...

 

[Funky Papa]

Congrats on the crazy messed up sex by the way Papa! Good man.

I had none!

Spoiler

But you best believe I'm going to work on that like a motherfucker.

Sammy has hers dyed a lovely hue of red at the minute, kind of a scarlet colour, it butters my crumpet:

Dat secretary look...

Cute!

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I had none!

Spoiler

But you best believe I'm going to work on that like a motherfucker.

Go get some breh.

Cute!

Isn't she just? That is totally the word I'd use to describe her. I mean, I think she's beautiful and all, but her features are really cute; little button nose, big doe eyes, all that good shit.

Plus, she's a legit shorty, she's like 5'2", it's fucking adorable!

She's "my type", Mos Def.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

9 am shifts are the devil

 

[Funky Papa]

What are you doing working on weekends.

Edit: Christ, this hangover is destroying me. I'm feeling OLD.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What are you doing working on weekends.

Edit: Christ, this hangover is destroying me. I'm feeling OLD.

Liquor store, man.

 

[Funky Papa]

Liquor store, man.

I forgot about that. I imagine that early saturdays may be busy from all the people buying booze for the night. Do you happen to carry anything exotic?

Spoiler

Send me a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle.

 

[Chuckie]

That girl is HAWT

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I forgot about that. I imagine that early saturdays may be busy from all the people buying booze for the night. Do you happen to carry anything exotic?

Spoiler

Send me a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle.

The hell is that

 

[Funky Papa]

The hell is that

KY's best. Really pricey stuff.

I discovered it thanks to Justified (amazing show).

Edit:

IT'S A DATE (by proxy)

Apparently my friend (who can be the most amazing person in the world when he's not competing for a girl's attention) saw me frothing at the mouth yesterday, so he texted her my phone number and set us up for tonight without saying a peep.

This is what bros are for. *sheds tear*

 

[zeemumu]

9 am shifts are the devil

6:30 AM shifts are the true monster.

IT'S A DATE (by proxy)

Apparently my friend (who can be the most amazing person in the world when he's not competing for a girl's attention) saw me frothing at the mouth yesterday, so he texted her my phone number and set us up for tonight without saying a peep.

This is what bros are for. *sheds tear*

Honestly I think the stuff in the parenthesis applies to most people. When you have no one to impress you just go about your business being yourself, then turn into a mess the moment someone attractive walks by. The trick is to block out that second part.

But aside from that, congratulations!

 

[Funky Papa]

6:30 AM shifts are the true monster.

Used to have those when I was a student and worked in summer at a shipping warehouse...

Waking up at 5 in the morning to move huge parcels at -2ºC. Most of us couldn't operate the lifts and the suckers at the office were too cheap to heat the warehouse in winter. Summer was even worse; you can ignore cold by beasting out, but you can't avoid heat.

Fuck that life.

 

[zeemumu]

Finding out a lot of stuff that really shouldn't be news to me. First I find out that I'm not ugly and now I found out I can actually deal with being alone a lot better than most people despite how much I complain about it. Why am I the last to know about this stuff?

 

[AcridMeat]

Lucy Rose is a cute talented lady indeed.

 

[Kater]

Lucy Rose is a cute talented lady indeed.

Pretty catchy track, I like it.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Lucy Rose is a cute talented lady indeed.

Yes boi! Love that track, the whole balearic breakdown at 1:40 is glorious. That's what I mean about her being deceptively inventive, her tunes often start out as a nice little acoustic ditty, then suddenly throw in a curveball out of nowhere.

I think Lines is so clever, really interesting time signatures, maybe my favourite track on the album.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

this gif forced me to make some pizza.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Watching Paramore @ Reading Festival from last night, that saucepot Williams bouncing around the stage running from one end to the other with her crazy blue hairdo hyping up the crowd is mucho entertainment.

She's a little firecracker that one.

this gif forced me to make some pizza.

Food porn. That stringy cheese, *drools*

 

[Kater]

this gif forced me to make some pizza.

Damn. Looks hell of a lot tastier than that thin, dry Pizza I had the other day.

 

[AcridMeat]

Pretty catchy track, I like it.

Good man.

Yes boi! Love that track, the whole balearic breakdown at 1:40 is glorious. That's what I mean about her being deceptively inventive, her tunes often start out as a nice little acoustic ditty, then suddenly throw in a curveball out of nowhere.

I think Lines is so clever, really interesting time signatures, maybe my favourite track on the album.

Yeah she throws little bitties that elevate her tunes to something more than, "This is cute" to, "This is something I'd listen to again."

In other news, Arsenal is stinking up the place currently. :/

 

[zeemumu]

I haven't had pizza in months. Might just be tempted to head over to pieology for lunch. Still adamant on that "no soda" rule, though.

 

[Funky Papa]

My NEW, short sleeved white shirt just came out from the drier with a huge ass blue stain. MOTHERFUCK.


How the hell did that happen? There was NOTHING else in my washing machine/drier.

Edit: This only happened because I don't have a live-in maid.

 

[The_Poet]

My NEW, short sleeved white shirt just came out from the drier with a huge ass blue stain. MOTHERFUCK.


How the hell did that happen? There was NOTHING else in my washing machine/drier.

Edit: This only happened because I don't have a live-in maid.

A smurf busted one out into the machine while you slept

 

[You Know Nothing]

This reply...

 

[Kater]

POPGAF is literally LGBT OT2, heh.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

This reply...

Someone bigging up BANKS, aww yiss. I almost replied until I remembered I'm banished from that community.

Anyway, BANKS is so mint:

BANKS - Before I Ever Met You

BANKS - This Is What It Feels Like

BANKS - Bedroom Wall

 

[You Know Nothing]

Well, I'm not proud of it. But it finally happened. I like an Iggy song.

Trash - Black Widow ft. Rita Ora

While Iggy is a trash and bigoted individual and her "rapping" is laughable, the hook in this song has dug its claws in so deep I'm gonna need surgery to have them removed.

 

[Funky Papa]

And now my toilet is clogged and filled to the lid with poop water. Hey God, could we please have a moratorium on shitty things happening right before a date? Because that'd be great.

this gif forced me to make some pizza.

That looks so fluffy. Oh God help me, it's been ages since I had some spongy pizza.

Good man.
Yeah she throws little bitties that elevate her tunes to something more than, "This is cute" to, "This is something I'd listen to again."

In other news, Arsenal is stinking up the place currently. :/

"currently"

I haven't had pizza in months. Might just be tempted to head over to pieology for lunch. Still adamant on that "no soda" rule, though.

I've been known for having soda and beer with pizza plenty of times, but I fully believe that good pizza requires nothing but water. A fine red wine if you reeeaally need to break that rule.

 

[You Know Nothing]

That pizza gif is doing unholy things to me. Tempted to block that gif. I feel violated.

Someone bigging up BANKS, aww yiss. I almost replied until I remembered I'm banished from that community.

Anyway, BANKS is so mint:

BANKS - Before I Ever Met You

BANKS - This Is What It Feels Like

BANKS - Bedroom Wall

I tried BANKS before, and she didn't do much for me.

But I'll give her another chance whenever her album comes out.

 

[zeemumu]

*sigh* don't you just hate it when someone clogs the toilet but doesn't tell you or try to fix it, then it overflows onto the floor when you try to flush? I'm really glad I wasn't sitting on the toilet when I flushed it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

What is it with overflowing shitty toilets today? That's two incidents in two separate countries. I'm scared to flush mine now.

 

[zeemumu]

No idea. I walked in, took a leak, flushed the toilet, then BAM. It didn't even try to flush so I know it wasn't because of me, and it usually won't overflow on the first flush so someone tried to flush it before and assumed that it wasn't clogged.

 

[Funky Papa]

What is it with overflowing shitty toilets today? That's two incidents in two separate countries. I'm scared to flush mine now.

And now the shops are closed and I can't find some hydrochloric acid. It looks like I'll have to get the latex gloves and scoop that shit (literally) with my own hands if water doesn't take care of the business tonight.

Not that I count on it, but I hope she doesn't want to come home for a beer or anything.

See you tomorrow, thristlings.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Possibly the most disgusting post I've ever read on GAF.

Congratulations. Now excuse me while I puke.

AND STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES.

 

[zeemumu]

Oh crap

Spoiler

no pun intended

I didn't even notice that Funky Papa was the one with the clogged toilet. That is a coincidence.