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Never played Indigo Prophecy. But I like Heavy Rain and I thought Beyond was decent. But it was a massive step down compared to Heavy Rain.
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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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Funky Papa
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It's 3:50 over here, I0m drunk like a skunk and I've come to the realisation that I'0m going to wife this one.
G'night.
G'night.
PirateKing
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IP had one of the best opening to any game ever. Too bad it turned to shit the moment you left the restaurant.
You Know Nothing
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How do you lose track of a child with that face?
You Know Nothing
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So good.
The ending of this is so damn good.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Beyond has so many hunks in it though.
You Know Nothing
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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hmmmmT
You Know Nothing
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Why are you hmmmTing?
smokeandmirrors
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lawd have mercy
Chuckie
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I wanna make a creampie.
Funky Papa
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Went for drinks with the future mother of my children. This was probably one of our best pictures.
fuck
I'm shocked I don't have the most brutal hangover this morning. These things are so random.
Oh, fuck FF in the ass already. Goddamned stale shit show. How could Squeenix manage to screw a franchise so bad despite being largely an athology series? Fuck them like Aerith.
Give me more classic Mana games.
Best Square game ever. Bizarrely enough it was released as Final Fantasy Adventure in some parts of the world because fuck you, Square did what Square did, and apparently they thought the similarities with actual FF games were big enough to merit the change.
fuck
I'm shocked I don't have the most brutal hangover this morning. These things are so random.
I'd sell my soul for a good Final Fantasy. It's been so long.......
Oh, fuck FF in the ass already. Goddamned stale shit show. How could Squeenix manage to screw a franchise so bad despite being largely an athology series? Fuck them like Aerith.
Give me more classic Mana games.
Best Square game ever. Bizarrely enough it was released as Final Fantasy Adventure in some parts of the world because fuck you, Square did what Square did, and apparently they thought the similarities with actual FF games were big enough to merit the change.
Funky Papa
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Did they share programmers with EA?
Funky Papa
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I think somebody at EA just has some really weird fetishes.
Go home, FIFA, you are drunk
Go home, FIFA, you are drunk
NinjaBoiX
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I thought Heavy Rain was in turns really clever and boneheaded as hell. The story in general made very little sense, and there were some gargantuan "are you fucking kidding me?" plot holes that I can't believe made it into the game, but the odd sequence that was incredibly inventive. The sequence near the start where you are playing as Ethan, play fighting with your sons in the yard is ingenuous.
Your initial, in-built response is to follow the on screen prompts verbatim as well as possible, but do this and you "win" the play fight easily and your sons go off in a huff.
However if you miss every prompt then you "lose" to obviously and they lose interest saying you aren't even trying.
The trick is to miss enough that your sons feel like they are winning but hit just enough of the prompts to maintain the subterfuge that you are really trying to beat them.
I was like, "woah, that's like, art imitating life in videogame form". Genius.
Your initial, in-built response is to follow the on screen prompts verbatim as well as possible, but do this and you "win" the play fight easily and your sons go off in a huff.
However if you miss every prompt then you "lose" to obviously and they lose interest saying you aren't even trying.
The trick is to miss enough that your sons feel like they are winning but hit just enough of the prompts to maintain the subterfuge that you are really trying to beat them.
I was like, "woah, that's like, art imitating life in videogame form". Genius.
Look gorgeous. (Also, why would you have to work on Sunday?? D
Looked through the artists other work. I think I like this one the most:
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I don't wanna work today
Funky Papa
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Sundays too? Damn, that's harsh. I mean, even highly functional alcoholics like me Jake take the day off. I think.
Edit: GG, EA
Edit: GG, EA
I work at Lowes.
Retail man, the public never tires of their need for mulch and lawnmowers.
Funky Papa
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I'm pretty sure I'd eat buckshot if I had to work retail.
Fuck people.
Fuck people.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Retail can suck it
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Gishwhes submission I forgot to post http://youtu.be/0bI0EuNm8FQ
You Know Nothing
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Woke up earlier this morning because it felt like something was fucking ripping my insides out. Thankfully, the pain went away. But I don't know what my body was on about.
Wut?
Wut?
Funky Papa
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Remember to take out the tickler before drinking...
You Know Nothing
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Didn't even drink last night.
Funky Papa
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You Know Nothing
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Fantastic illustrations!
You Know Nothing
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Yooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Someone who unironically loves Mystic Quest...
It is time to stop.
Funky Papa
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Hooooly shit, Outlander is so badical. Dat blatant abuse of hunkiness.
You Know Nothing
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Well, it's based on romance novels. I mean.
Em's started reading it apparently. #dead
Yeah I feel ya, man. At least you don't have to handle clothes, though. Removing hangars from a mountain of clothes takes waaaay too much time, and people always seem to grab at least one shirt that doesn't have a barcode tag on it and it either has to be entered by hand or I have to go find the price myself.
Be grateful that Lowe's will have minimal damage on black friday. If I don't post anything a few days after black friday then I've probably been killed.
You Know Nothing
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People are fucking stupid on black Friday.
I don't even bother. Not worth the fucking hassle to save some money. Repugnant tbh.
I don't even bother. Not worth the fucking hassle to save some money. Repugnant tbh.
All I ever buy on black friday are games, and I found out last year that Amazon has pretty much the same deals online, so there's no reason for me to go this time, unless I have to work, of course. Maybe I should bring a cyanide capsule to bite down on in case things get to bad. But then again, do you know what it does to you? Hydrogen cyanide?
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Too much internet for today.
After seeing the picture of the woman, is anyone surprised tho?
Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.
After seeing the picture of the woman, is anyone surprised tho?
Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.
You Know Nothing
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Sell the original copy and make some #dough
Funky Papa
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