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SolVanderlyn · Apr 30, 2016

I wish people didn't so readily associate a sense of humor with lack of responsibility or care for the rules.

Edit: Any cool mods in here want to change the title of this thread because some other guy made one with no substance to it with the same name

Xiao Hu · Apr 30, 2016

Can somebody fly over here and cuddle for a while with me. I feel like shit today....

FloatOn · Apr 30, 2016

Xiao Hu said:
Can somebody fly over here and cuddle for a while with me. I feel like shit today....

You sir get a firm handshake and a pat on the back

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

Xiao Hu said:
Can somebody fly over here and cuddle for a while with me. I feel like shit today....

Hmmm I can give a cuddle but what if that leads to other things?

SystemBug · Apr 30, 2016

Vazra said:
Hmmm I can give a cuddle but what if that leads to other things?

HEY DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM LIKE THAT!

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

SystemBug said:
HEY DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM LIKE THAT!

Im not taking advantage Im asking the what ifs situations.

FloatOn · Apr 30, 2016

Vazra said:
Im not taking advantage Im asking the what ifs situations.

Like what if his butthole lands on your cock?

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

FloatOn said:
Like what if his butthole lands on your cock?

that or vice versa or what if the cuddling leads to spooning or making out or nude wrestling. Tons of things could happen!

FUME5 · Apr 30, 2016

Careful you don't break your dicks.

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

Lol now Facebook drama cause I didn't respond to a chat message while I was sleeping earlier. It was a fucking remix of a song so it wasn't even important. People need to chill a bit more.

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

Thread is too gay

DrM · Apr 30, 2016

It is 5 am and I am awake for more than one hour already

it will be a fucked up day, I can feel it, because everybody will realize that Monday is a work free day and they will storm into store 10 minutes before we close it down

Numb · Apr 30, 2016

DrM said:
It is 5 am and I am awake for more than one hour already

5am and havent slept yet
dammit

ThoseDeafMutes · Apr 30, 2016

FUME5 said:
So, Tinder has a new group thing, which I figure is weird and useless.

Naturally, after a few tequila shots with the boys I decided to fuck with it. Seems you can add anyone you know on Tinder without their consent.

Tiddums ain't reeling them in like I thought he would.

Please tell me you're joking because making fake profiles for other people is not fucking cool

FUME5 · Apr 30, 2016

ThoseDeafMutes said:
Please tell me you're joking because making fake profiles for other people is not fucking cool

You're in Huss's first pic bro.

Xiao Hu · Apr 30, 2016

FloatOn said:
You sir get a firm handshake and a pat on the back

How about you rather wrap that arm of yours around my body and hold me firm

Vazra said:
Hmmm I can give a cuddle but what if that leads to other things?

Nope, sorry. Not in the mood today. I just need that cuddle and love right now.

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

Xiao Hu said:
Nope, sorry. Not in the mood today. I just need that cuddle and love right now.

Cuddles, hugs and hot chocolate with marshmellows works?

Xiao Hu · Apr 30, 2016

Vazra said:
Cuddles, hugs and hot chocolate with marshmellows works?

Leave the marshmallows out and we have a deal

SolVanderlyn · Apr 30, 2016

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

Xiao Hu said:
Leave the marshmallows out and we have a deal

Deal.

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

Sonk the Carne Asada

DrM · Apr 30, 2016

Ironfist Sect said:
5am and havent slept yet
dammit

incoming avatar quote

Been blasting Behemoth's The Satanist for the last hour
Viva blasfemia
In coitus infinitus

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

I just slept for like 11 hours and missed a text from the guy who asked me out asking if I wanted to get sushi.

Nothing of value was lost

DrM · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
I just slept for like 11 hours and missed a text from the guy who asked me out asking if I wanted to get sushi.

Nothing of value was lost

Well, was it sushi or sushi?
Ok, time to go to work, it is fucking -3 degrees Celsius outside, no home grown fruit this year for sure

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

Well I mean he also just invited me to Netflix and chill so

Do people not understand what I say to them or

SystemBug · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
I just slept for like 11 hours and missed a text from the guy who asked me out asking if I wanted to get sushi.

Nothing of value was lost

sushi is awesome tho

FUME5 · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Well I mean he also just invited me to Netflix and chill so

Do people not understand what I say to them or

Sexy traps distracting them.

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

SystemBug said:
sushi is awesome tho

But so is Hawaiian barbecue

HP_Wuvcraft · Apr 30, 2016

Sanic the Carne Asada.

marrec · Apr 30, 2016

FUME5 said:
Sexy traps distracting them.

Dudes often let sexiness trump all other things, like "oh, you said your grandma died today? alright then just a quickie"

Timu · Apr 30, 2016

SolVanderlyn said:

Eggman the Hedgehog for me.

marrec · Apr 30, 2016

SolVanderlyn said:

Gold the Echidna

Fuck that actually sounds like some bad deviantart fursona

HP_Wuvcraft · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Well I mean he also just invited me to Netflix and chill so

Do people not understand what I say to them or

ahahaahahaha

AHAGAHAGAGDADGGDSFDBGNGGH

oh i'm so glad i'm not a girl

so so glad

I'm so fucking sorry, dude. People are dicks.

marrec · Apr 30, 2016

HP_Wuvcraft said:
ahahaahahaha

AHAGAHAGAGDADGGDSFDBGNGGH

oh i'm so glad i'm not a girl

so so glad

I'm so fucking sorry, dude. People are dicks.

Can't blame a dude for tryin

Though, some dudes need to know when to stop tryin.

HP_Wuvcraft · Apr 30, 2016

marrec said:
Can't blame a dude for tryin

You really can, though.

And I should know. I've been a guy that's tried.

marrec · Apr 30, 2016

HP_Wuvcraft said:
You really can, though.

And I should know. I've been a guy that's tried.

Eh, trying is different from pushing.

And trying in 2016 is different from trying when I was younger.

Edit:

Not that we know the circumstances of Dragonz encounter, I'm speaking in general.

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

So I'm gonna watch 50 shades in a lil bit, stay perched

marrec · Apr 30, 2016

But why would you watch 50 shades of-

oooh

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

It was jake's idea, blame him and his thirst for the dornan peen

Basically I just wanna watch something awful that I can laugh at. Also I'm gonna be drunk so it should be a good time

SolVanderlyn · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Sonk the Carne Asada

This is the best one

The rest of you got boring ones, lol

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
It was jake's idea, blame him and his thirst for the dornan peen

Basically I just wanna watch something awful that I can laugh at. Also I'm gonna be drunk so it should be a good time

D.E.B.S or Dead or Alive The Movie.

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

Waiiiit let me peruse rifftrax

Clydefrog · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Sonk the Carne Asada

sonk sista! *high five*

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

This is dead?

liliththepale · Apr 30, 2016

Rafa some of us go out and party on a Friday night

SystemBug · Apr 30, 2016

i partied pretty early, and by party i mean i went over to a friends house, went snack shopping, and then later watched legends of tomorrow eating some popcorn chips, drinking lemonade, and like eating those coconut caramel cookies

WhereAreMahDragonz · Apr 30, 2016

I'm grocery shopping.

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten the booze.

Vazra · Apr 30, 2016

liliththepale said:
Rafa some of us go out and party on a Friday night

Ohhhh Friday night. I'll be at a videogame concert Saturday Night.

Also how did you know/remember my name?

HP_Wuvcraft · Apr 30, 2016

I made Carmelized Bacon.

Maybe that was a mistake.

Nomadic Sparks · Apr 30, 2016

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Thread is too gay

It's never too gay around here until the bishounen arrive

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