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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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When was the last time Korn were ever relevant?
Today Im laughing at the shittiest things on the internet. Sorry everyone.
I can't believe I was into Slipknot that one time.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I was old enough to get drunk when that song came out.
Granted, drinking age was 16 back then over here, but still.
Excuse me while I feel old and decrepit.
Granted, drinking age was 16 back then over here, but still.
Excuse me while I feel old and decrepit.
Twisted Transistor is the last thing I remember. I think they did something with Skrillex or something but didnt bother with that shit
trab pu kcip
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for some reason I instanly clicked the thread and there's this haha.
he sounds like someone I should date and suffer horribly. but this supports the connection of inlineskates and craziness.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Today Im laughing at the shittiest things on the internet. Sorry everyone.
The best version of that song
I love how Mikey just keeps laughing
Amanda Palmer's GOAT Ukelele player.
I enjoy her music and she seems quite funny on her shows. I missed the show she did here in P.R
You Know Nothing
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More entertaining than any live performance Gaga's given in the past six years.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It's starting to reach official study levels. Correlation or causation? Find out in this 20 page research paper.
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Slipknot's music causes Justin Bieber levels of discomfort for me.
This is true. One of the many reasons I avoid Walmart.
Only ever saw her with Dresden Dolls back in the day, shame I haven't seen her recently.
I mean who here hasn't taken their pants off at Wal-Mart?
trab pu kcip
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under different circumstances I would believe you.
liliththepale
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I've never even been to a Wal-Mart :O
You Know Nothing
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Well let me tell you, you are missing a very normal shopping experience that sometimes includes trying pants on, so you might take your pants off.
Really tho, it's just a supermarket.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Fill that under #lifegoals
I've visited Wallmart a bunch of times while in Vegas and those were all memorable experiences. Granted, it was late at night, but the freaks were real. And the parking lot was shady beyond belief.
Her solo stuff is pretty nice (The MVs are NSFW IMO so NSFW HERE)
Oasis
The Killing Type
Want It Back
Do It With A Rockstar
Check her stuff on spotify man.
How though?
I used to work at one. It's not great. Please use the toilet if you have to take a dump. Not the floor in front of the toilet
Damn, these last few episodes of Jojo Stardust Crusaders...
You Know Nothing
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I want the "werk queen" sweats tbh. But in a less bilious color.
HP_Wuvcraft
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After having worked retail for many years, I'm no longer a part of the crowd that treats this shit like an anomaly. Because it's not.
Oh ya I've heard her solo stuff (Who Killed Amanda Palmer is top 10 of all time for me) I just haven't seen her solo live yet.
trab pu kcip
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
No trab.
Bad trab, BAD.
Bad trab, BAD.
She really pooped the bed there. (that's a saying right? I'm sure that's a saying)
Ohhh if you do watch her solo stuff live anytime make sure to post about it
I wouldn't be able to help it. It seems like she's stopped doing as many live shows since she got married, and right now she's doing some Dresden Dolls stuff, but I have NO DOUBT she will swing back through Pittsburgh at some point in the near future.
trab pu kcip
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I EVEN USED SPOILERTAGS
liliththepale
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I guess because there's always been Target and other stores closer by? I don't even know where the nearest Wal-Mart is.
Makes sense. Pants don't try themselves on.
liliththepale
Banned
Man if there was an easy and affordable way to automate clothes tailoring that would be so nice.
I saw something kinda like that on Shark Tank a few months ago but I don't know if it ever panned out.
was this your walmart?
*click*
Nope. The things I saw were far worse, and I was just a cashier.
trab pu kcip
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and I thought working at Gamestop was bad
People didn't shit in the racks at Gamestop (hopefully)
This was mine, for the record
Funky Papa
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That's what we have Ubisoft for
trab pu kcip
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thankfully that didn't happen. stench was still unbearable sometimes.
looks pretty fancy from the outside though
Funky Papa
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Gnight, fakers.
We did our best to keep it clean when the janitor wasn't there. If it wasn't busy I'd go collect the carts and sweep outside. Inside it's still a Wal-Mart. It's the not the worst Wal-Mart but it's no Target.
People buy an unusually large amount of bananas...learned that working there.
trab pu kcip
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Gnight, fakers.
that's my baby
My only question is why are their cones around it?
A worker must have come by or been alerted of it. Instead of cleaning it up I guess they just put up some cones to keep people from walking through. Like it's a crime scene or something.
A worker must have come by or been alerted of it. Instead of cleaning it up I guess they just put up some cones to keep people from walking through. Like it's a crime scene or something.
trab pu kcip
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you gotta act fast so nobody steps into it. I'm guessing they only put it up to go get the cleaning supplies or something.
or to get the chalk to make little poop outlines on the floor and alert crime investigation.
There are dustpans and brooms around. Just grab one and sweep it up. It's better than leaving it there.
None of my stories from that place are as insane as you'd like them to be. I would think that they're pretty standard retail horror stories...aside from that one Fast and Furious 1 moment
And I finally finished Stardust Crusaders. My heart hurts...
We have protocols at work for cleaning up human biohazard waste.
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