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[RobotNinjaHornets]

RNH which sex positions are you going to try out first

This has already made me feel very uncomfortable

 

[liliththepale]

This has already made me feel very uncomfortable

That's what she said.

 

[Jobbs]

Standing Tiger / Crouching Dragon is the only appropriate position

Hmm.. Sounds vaguely familiar...

This has already made me feel very uncomfortable

bro it's gonna come up so you may as well tackle the hard questions now

 

[You Know Nothing]

RNH which sex positions are you going to try out first

The waterfall.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this is so cute??? wtf???

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

it's shower time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

That's what she said.

Oh god pls don't do this to me

bro it's gonna come up so you may as well tackle the hard questions now

I'm still allowed to feel uncomfortable >_>

 

[FloatOn]

Speaking of sex positions how about that 69 scene in the season 2 premiere of the americans :0

 

[You Know Nothing]

it's shower time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know what you're using that shower head for, hussy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Jobbs]

I'm still allowed to feel uncomfortable >_>

just pick one and commit to it, no half measures

I suggest positioning her so her arms are on the floor and her legs are on the bed, then you just sorta lay down in it

this is a safe beginner position

Speaking of sex positions how about that 69 scene in the season 2 premiere of the americans :0

all I could imagine was phillip's 80's bush and wretched

 

[You Know Nothing]

all I could imagine was phillip's 80's bush and wretched

His butt looked nice.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

just pick one and commit to it, no half measures

I suggest positioning her so her arms are on the floor and her legs are on the bed, then you just sorta lay down in it

this is a safe beginner position

...I don't know if it's just because I'm tired but I genuinely can't visualise what you're trying to say

Also you maaaaaay be getting a tad ahead of yourself

 

[liliththepale]

I broke down and am heading out with my friends to see the Marvel movie. It better not suck as much as Adam said it did nor as much as Ultron did.

I know what you're using that shower head for, hussy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The best shower heads are the ones that come in two so you can massage yourself below while still getting rained down on from above. I have one kind of like this.

 

[marrec]

lewd tbh

 

[Jobbs]

...I don't know if it's just because I'm tired but I genuinely can't visualise what you're trying to say

Also you maaaaaay be getting a tad ahead of yourself

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Jobbs did you... did you... draw that

 

[liliththepale]

either Jobbs forgot to account for gravity and accidentally made her hair down relative to her head instead of the Earth's CoG, or he's implying that Robert's dick is so massive that it formed a mini black hole superceding the Earth's gravitational pull and attracting both their hair towards it.


also that looks like a *great* way for her to get a head rush. No thank you.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

JOBBS

JOBBS WHY

NO JOBBS

BAD JOBBS

BAD

NO

NO

NOPE

NUH UH

NO

 

[You Know Nothing]

The best shower heads are the ones that come in two so you can massage yourself below while still getting rained down on from above. I have one kind of like this.

:: adds to buy list ::

Crying.

 

[marrec]

also that looks like a *great* way for her to get a head rush. No thank you.

Hey, some people are into that

Like, beginner auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is the position I meant by waterfall.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

God damn do I hate listening to people eat

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I know what you're using that shower head for, hussy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mine isn't detachable, nice try

 

[smokeandmirrors]

mine isn't detachable, nice try

you must be good at handstands then

 

[You Know Nothing]

God damn do I hate listening to people eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuc8XP99fk

 

[Jobbs]

either Jobbs forgot to account for gravity and accidentally made her hair down relative to her head instead of the Earth's CoG, or he's implying that Robert's dick is so massive that it formed a mini black hole superceding the Earth's gravitational pull and attracting both their hair towards it.


also that looks like a *great* way for her to get a head rush. No thank you.

I assumed that about RNH, thank you for noticing

also Robert doesn't give a shit about her headrush

 

[SolVanderlyn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuc8XP99fk

 

[FUME5]

i need to play some video games or something because Fume5 being a bitch just ruined my mood

Calm down tiger, in your case I would advise not making a move on a girl you've known for 1-2 weeks who is about to be a colleague of yours. Unless you think she could be the love of your life.

That aside, well, you are carrying on a bit about a bit of playful shit giving. I'll make a mental note of your thin skin.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

you must be good at handstands then

nnnnnnnnn i'm actually wicked uncoordinated

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

WHO

FUCKING

GAVE

YOU

THE

RIGHT

TO

KILL

ME

LIKE

THIS

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

lmao Battlefield 5 is alt history WW1

congrats EA! You actually made me want to see the reveal trailer for it!

*never installs origins*

e: ruffled long hair is always hot. Ruffled women's hair = *nods respectfully*

ruffled curly long hair = How ya doin?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

im dead

 

[marrec]

lmao Battlefield 5 is alt history WW1

congrats EA! You actually made me want to see the reveal trailer for it!

*never installs origins*

I'm legit so excited for this, first time I've been hyped for a Battlefield reveal.

WHO

FUCKING

GAVE

YOU

THE

RIGHT

TO

KILL

ME

LIKE

THIS

The more you post of her the more I'm like:

i'll fite you to the death

 

[Xiao Hu]

I would incorporate these motives to depict my Russian heritage in a tattoo. Can't wait to get my next one.

 

[marrec]

Calm down tiger, in your case I would advise not making a move on a girl you've known for 1-2 weeks who is about to be a colleague of yours. Unless you think she could be the love of your life.

That aside, well, you are carrying on a bit about a bit of playful shit giving. I'll make a mental note of your thin skin.

Daddy and daddy stop fighting you're ruining cinco de mayo

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

more you post of her the more I'm like:

i'll fite you to the death

I could fucking take you, punk

 

[Professor Beef]

Calm down tiger, in your case I would advise not making a move on a girl you've known for 1-2 weeks who is about to be a colleague of yours. Unless you think she could be the love of your life.

gee, you think? you mean I should do the thing I was already planning on doing and that I mentioned already? the thing that everyone kept advising against?

noooooooooooo shit moron

 

[jb1234]

This is truly the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you, Jobbs, our lord and savior.

 

[FUME5]

gee, you think? you mean I should do the thing I was already planning on doing and that I mentioned already? the thing that everyone kept advising against?

noooooooooooo shit moron

You should take your own advice and go play some Digimon or something.

Daddy and daddy stop fighting you're ruining cinco de mayo

Sorry champ, let me make it up to you with some Herradura:

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

either my google fu sucks or no one has ever taken a picture of a woman with long hair wearing the WW2 allied helmet after WW2.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

someone hold me

 

[Nerdkiller]

someone hold me

Duly noted.

*sqeezes Dragon*

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

That donger face I see around here....smh damn kids and their dank memes

 

[Clydefrog]

That donger face I see around here....smh damn kids and their dank memes

gib pls

 

[SolVanderlyn]

DID SOMEBODY SAY...

 

[You Know Nothing]

This picture is so 90s.

Those pants.

 

[Clydefrog]

omfg ... brb

 

[Vazra]

I want to slap someone. Any FakeGaffer open to receiving a few slaps?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Duly noted.

*sqeezes Dragon*

thx

 

[smokeandmirrors]

hnnggggg Stellaris