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[Silphonica]

rule #2 of seafood: never know what it looks like before cooked.

 

[Sesuadra]

people who like scallops... exhibit A:

that's how I love'em

did someone say tentacle hentai?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Spoiler

Clextaven is the true power OTP
Lexa x Clarke x Raven x Octavia

No lies tbh.

Also, the Clexa kiss. Yaaaaasss. Too bad I can't really savor this considering I already know what happens to Lexa.

 

[FUME5]

people who like scallops... exhibit A:

.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Just bought Ultimate Sandman Vol 2 for my buddy's birthday. Being a good friend is expensive.

 

[Vazra]

Just bought Ultimate Sandman Vol 2 for my buddy's birthday. Being a good friend is expensive.

I need friends to gift me steam games. (I have 4 playing my games with Steam Family Sharing)

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I need friends to gift me steam games. (I have 4 playing my games with Steam Family Sharing)

What's your Steam ID?

 

[Vazra]

What's your Steam ID?

You didnt give me a break to respond LMAO

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You didnt give me a break to respond LMAO

I hope you like Hotline Miami

 

[Granadier]

go getem Mr. SpoiledBacon

 

[Vazra]

I hope you like Hotline Miami

Thanks a bunch bro. I will install it today and get on it

 

[Xiao Hu]

in the ~30 minutes of sleep I got (fucking mosquitos) I think I dreamed that Xiao and kawaiigirl ended up together.

I fucking hope so. Otherwise I will make you personally liable.

阿呆

因为除了你和我以外,在这里没有其他会念汉字的人

And dafuq does a'dai mean?

怎麼樣去他媽的自己

Now this is pure nonsense. Stop molesting google translate

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

FUCK YOU, LAST MINUTE BUGS!

FUCK YOU!

I GOT YOU!

I GOT YOU!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

No lies tbh.

Also, the Clexa kiss. Yaaaaasss. Too bad I can't really savor this considering I already know what happens to Lexa.

When it happened literally everyone exploded because no one saw it coming. It was amazing and it felt like the Red Wedding except it was awesome.

The nose boop they do makes me weak everytime tbh. It only gets gayer from here.

 

[Vazra]

大陰莖

 

[Sesuadra]

I fucking hope so. Otherwise I will make you personally liable.

因为除了你和我以外,在这里没有其他会念汉字的人

And dafuq does a'dai mean?


Now this is pure nonsense. Stop molesting google translate

XD it's Japanese not Chinese

 

[Xiao Hu]

Perhaps you all should start using simplified characters... >.>

And fuck you, Sesuadra

Spoiler

what does that even mean

 

[Vazra]

我想一个大公鸡多汁

 

[Sesuadra]

Perhaps you all should start using simplified characters... >.>

And fuck you, Sesuadra

Spoiler

what does that even mean

(m) Idiot, (m) Dummkopf, (m) Schwachkopf, (m) Narr, (m) Simpel, dumm, blöd, blödsinnig, einfältig, albern, stupide, töricht, unsinnig, lächerlich, (m) Idiot, (m) Dummkopf, (m) Schwachkopf, (m) Narr, (m) Simpel (eher im Kansai üblich)

Read ahou or aho my answer to your 笨蛋们！

 

[FUME5]

Perhaps you all should start using simplified characters... >.>

And fuck you, Sesuadra

Spoiler

what does that even mean

You're a simple character.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I'm crying now. Thanks

Spoiler

How creepy is it finding joy in browsing her Instagram and listening to her cute voice over and over again?

 

[You Know Nothing]

我想一个大公鸡多汁

 

[Funky Papa]

You are mincing it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You are mincing it.

The Donnie masturbation scene was too much.

I was howling.

 

[Funky Papa]

The Donnie masturbation scene was too much.

I was howling.

I wanted to post gifs, but that would be unbecoming of a mod.

I'm relishing this season of Orphan Black, in no small part because the humour is used for effect instead of fanservicing.

 

[Symphonia]

I love this shirt tbh

So do I.

 

[Xiao Hu]

GoT:

Spoiler

Is literally everyone in the north a treacherous cunt?

 

[DrM]

people who like scallops... exhibit A:

lick

 

[Funky Papa]

I love seared scallops and scallop empanada.

Raw and slimy? Plsgodno.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I would shove a cactus up my ass for a bowl of authentic New England chowdah right now.

 

[Xiao Hu]

that-is-not-my-kink.gif

 

[trab pu kcip]

GoT:

Spoiler

back from the dead jon is even hotter now. I could hardly maintain my panties tbh.

Spoiler

ARYA IS THE FUCKING BEST

btw I got a cool valar morghulis patch at the show yesterday. will probably put it on my leather jacket.

 

[Funky Papa]

OYSTERS, CLAMS AND CUCKOLDS

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

btw I got a cool valar morghulis patch at the show yesterday. will probably put it on my leather jacket.

I have so many patches that I need to put somewhere, probably my denim jacket

Best one is still probably an Agent Cooper one I found at Groezrock a couple of years ago. Can't remember what band it was for, I just know that I hadn't heard of them and also Agent Cooper is rad. I think they might've been a skramz band maybe? I dunno

 

[Sesuadra]

OYSTERS, CLAMS AND CUCKOLDS

You talking food or GoT?

 

[trab pu kcip]

man this payment issue is really pissing me off again. I contacted the company that sent me the shit I needed to fill out so they could pay me. they said they got no payment instruction from my department regarding my name.....how could they forget to hand in stuff like that?!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

man this payment issue is really pissing me off again. I contacted the company that sent me the shit I needed to fill out so they could pay me. they said they got no payment instruction from my department regarding my name.....how could they forget to hand in stuff like that?!

It has been my experience that major companies, universities, and institutions otherwise important to your success and well being like to fuck shit up in the most mundane yet ruinous way possible

 

[FUME5]

man this payment issue is really pissing me off again. I contacted the company that sent me the shit I needed to fill out so they could pay me. they said they got no payment instruction from my department regarding my name.....how could they forget to hand in stuff like that?!

Amateur hour bullshit.

 

[Sesuadra]

It has been my experience that major companies, universities, and institutions otherwise important to your success and well being like to fuck shit up in the most mundane yet ruinous way possible

^this. fiancée is working as an assistant at the university hospital. this year alone they send her the wrong amount of payment twice, and once they just forgot about it.

 

[Funky Papa]

Planning the next weekend RN. The Witch or Civil War?

Mmm...

 

[Jobbs]

Planning the next weekend RN. The Witch or Civil War?

Mmm...

civil war depends entirely on your bullshit dumbass tolerance

 

[Chuckie]

Planning the next weekend RN. The Witch or Civil War?

Mmm...

"Black Phillip, Black Phillip!"

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Fun is overrated.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Fun is overrated.

This is what I have to tell myself whenever it is time to go to or do work

 

[Jobbs]

jack still mostly hides when HN is over but mel doesn't care and she keeps sticking her ass right in my face

asshole cat

 

[trab pu kcip]

It has been my experience that major companies, universities, and institutions otherwise important to your success and well being like to fuck shit up in the most mundane yet ruinous way possible

regarding being organized this is worse than Gamestop.

 

[trab pu kcip]

at least this is cheering me up.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

civil war depends entirely on your bullshit dumbass tolerance

Wait, Jobbs doesn't like Civil War? I had no idea! :O

EDIT: Oh of course my massively sarcy post is top of the page, of course it is

 

[Sesuadra]

at least this is cheering me up.

I just send this to a friend of mine. her name is nelly.

 

[Xiao Hu]

at least this is cheering me up.

' I've seen some shit '