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[Ceallach]

Morning fuckers

My daughter has been binging AVGN, I feel I have failed as a parent

 

[Xiao Hu]

As long as she's not into Alpha Omega Sin everything is fine, dear

 

[Numb]

So much cursing coming cos of AVGN

 

[Deleted member 10571]

Morning fuckers

My daughter has been binging AVGN, I feel I have failed as a parent

What. That's a good thing!

Edit oh right, the cursing might be an issue lol

 

[Jobbs]

Morning fuckers

My daughter has been binging AVGN, I feel I have failed as a parent

They've been grandfathered in (James & Mike). I watch them because I feel like I know them, even though most the AVGN videos in the past 5+ years have been awful. James & Mike Monday can be pretty good. Their Rondo of Blood for Turbo Duo video is outstanding.

I liked the early AVGNs. The Karate Kid and TMNT ones were good, especially since at the time they came out there weren't many people doing that kind of video. It was novel.

 

[zeemumu]

Uncharted 4: The Search for One Piece

Dreamin'! Don't give it up Nathan!

Dreamin'! Don't give it up Samuel!

Dreamin'! Don't give it up Sully!

Dreamin'! Don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!

 

[trab pu kcip]

They've been grandfathered in (James & Mike). I watch them because I feel like I know them, even though most the AVGN videos in the past 5+ years have been awful. James & Mike Monday can be pretty good. Their Rondo of Blood for Turbo Duo video is outstanding.

I liked the early AVGNs. The Karate Kid and TMNT ones were good, especially since at the time they came out there weren't many people doing that kind of video. It was novel.

classic AVGN <3 it was the bible games that got me hooked

 

[AcridMeat]

in much weirder news I dreamed I had a massive dick. I remember shoving it down my pants somehow

I see. That's weird, I had a dream that involved someone being impressed with my dick size as well.

I liked the early AVGNs. The Karate Kid and TMNT ones were good, especially since at the time they came out there weren't many people doing that kind of video. It was novel.

Yep same here. No one was really doing content like that and it was fun.

I never did see his movie.

 

[Misha]

My awkward little cousin got a purple undercut and seems to have figured out makeup and she looks amazing.

When am I going to figure out my looks :O
So jealous

 

[Jobbs]

classic AVGN <3 it was the bible games that got me hooked

trabby that terrifying avatar reminds me of the failed ripley hybrids scene in alien resurrection (nsfw I guess)

I never did see his movie.

me neither. no interest in the movie. the character/skit side of it was never the point. the movie seems more like something he did because he wanted to do it. it's as bad of an idea as the tim and eric movie and the result is probably even worse.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I never really found AVGN funny, it always came across as suuuper forced

 

[trab pu kcip]

I see. That's weird, I had a dream that involved someone being impressed with my dick size as well.
Yep same here. No one was really doing content like that and it was fun.

I never did see his movie.

woah. we're dick brothers now. my dream was really weird though. I tried to fap but it didn't work so I was like "why is everyone doing this, that's no fun at all!"

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh and for the avoidance of doubt I did actually respond >_>

 

[Granadier]

It's a complicated process. I can understand how it would be confusing.

 

[AcridMeat]

trabby that terrifying avatar reminds me of the failed ripley hybrids scene in alien resurrection (nsfw I guess)

Imagine the reach around the one on the right would try to pull.

And he was always up front that the movie was a passion project. Always enjoyed his Monster Madness series too. Saw so many great movies because of it.

woah. we're dick brothers now. my dream was really weird though. I tried to fap but it didn't work so I was like "why is everyone doing this, that's no fun at all!"

hahahahaha

 

[trab pu kcip]

GUYS A RANDOM CANADIAN JUST MESSAGED ME

 

[Ceallach]

As long as she's not into Alpha Omega Sin everything is fine, dear

Alpha Omega Sin is awful. And don't call me dear shitstick.

 

[Misha]

GUYS A RANDOM CANADIAN JUST MESSAGED ME

It's fate!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

GUYS A RANDOM CANADIAN JUST MESSAGED ME

Holy shit, hahaha

 

[Jobbs]

GUYS A RANDOM CANADIAN JUST MESSAGED ME

one local in germany? your dreams are coming true!

 

[trab pu kcip]

one local in germany? your dreams are coming true!

well he's from switzerland (living there rn)...but he even plays hockey! I can't decide if he's nice or creepy though....he put some weird ass lyrics on his profile that he wrote himself and crap like this...

 

[Misha]

Do some salons do sit downs with you and try to plan what you want? Cause id pay extra money for that instead of being sat down in the chair and being asked "a trim or something different?)

well he's from switzerland...but he even plays hockey! I can't decide if he's nice or creepy though....he put some weird ass lyrics on his profile that he wrote himself and crap like this...

Google him to find out if he's a semi pro hockey player playing in a Swiss league. It's a definite possibility

 

[Xiao Hu]

GUYS A RANDOM CANADIAN JUST MESSAGED ME

Pm me a pic of him

Alpha Omega Sin is awful. And don't call me dear shitstick.

Ok, moooooom :*

 

[trab pu kcip]

Do some salons do sit downs with you and try to plan what you want? Cause id pay extra money for that instead of being sat down in the chair and being asked "a trim or something different?)


Google him to find out if he's a semi pro hockey player playing in a Swiss league. It's a definite possibility

usually that should be possible, yes. I always explain and plan the heck out of it.

but I dont know his real name!

Pm me a pic of him



Ok, moooooom :*

you nosey b.

 

[Jobbs]

well he's from switzerland (living there rn)...but he even plays hockey! I can't decide if he's nice or creepy though....he put some weird ass lyrics on his profile that he wrote himself and crap like this...

putting lyrics in his profile sounds a bit strange but... I dunno. a D's a D, I guess

Alpha Omega Sin is awful. And don't call me dear shitstick.

rofl

alpha omega sin is an asshole yeah

any time someone starts ranting about "SJW" stuff they instantly go in the trash

in fact, if someone even utters "SJW" in an unironic or non-academic way, they go in the trash

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

well he's from switzerland...but he even plays hockey! I can't decide if he's nice or creepy though....he put some weird ass lyrics on his profile that he wrote himself and crap like this...

Hahahahahahahaha

That's amazing

Trab stop attracting weird people

 

[Granadier]

well he's from switzerland (living there rn)...but he even plays hockey! I can't decide if he's nice or creepy though....he put some weird ass lyrics on his profile that he wrote himself and crap like this...

Get it. Just make sure he's not into inline skating as well. Also, post the lyrics here for us to see or you will most definitely be cursed with five years of no dick.

Do some salons do sit downs with you and try to plan what you want? Cause id pay extra money for that instead of being sat down in the chair and being asked "a trim or something different?)

Definitely. Even for men's haircuts they will do this. I usually will ask for something that will look good on me and they take care of the rest.

 

[Xiao Hu]

you nosey b.

At this moment its more likely that you get somebody than I do. So my bet is on you, Schnuckipupsi! Don't let me down!

::drückt dir die Daumen::

 

[trab pu kcip]

Hahahahahahahaha

That's amazing

Trab stop attracting weird people

Get it. Just make sure he's not into inline skating as well. Also, post the lyrics here for us to see or you will most definitely be cursed with five years of no dick.



Definitely. Even for men's haircuts they will do this. I usually will ask for something that will look good on me and they take care of the rest.

Remember then

I close my eyes,
Running from the hate and lies I dream of when
And wake up to then

Miles high, artic sky
Lines were crossed, feelings lost Skin on skin,
Sin on sin

But have I grown too old,
Has my heart become too cold?

Bridge

Do you regret, will you fret Do you hide, will you confide, Do you cry, will you die

No more goodbyes, No more lies
No more lonely nights, No more fights No more pain, No more living in vain

My thoughts go back
What do I lack, I can’t get on track Thinking back to a day September, maybe May

Now and then, Now and when There is no you, no me, no we Skin on skin,
Sin on sin

But have I grown too old,
Has my heart become too cold?

Bridge

Do you regret, will you fret Do you hide, will you confide, Do you cry, will you die

No more goodbyes, No more lies
No more lonely nights, No more fights No more pain, No more living in vain

Chorus

Remember you, Remember me, Remember the way it used to be Remember when, Remember friends Remember then

Bridge

Heaven’s lost, Hells cost
So many words have been tossed, their true meaning lost Say something to me,
Say you’re OK, say you’re free

 

[Granadier]

I mean, a D's a D though.

 

[Jobbs]

I don't think writing that makes you necessarily a weirdo, but putting it in a dating profile might make you a weirdo

saunas, sudden pants removal, inline skating, poetry

I wonder what's next

 

[Xiao Hu]

That is some legit angsty tean poetry here. Respect

 

[trab pu kcip]

I already decided against replying. switzerland is too far anyway. a far away D might as well be no D at all.

 

[Granadier]

Switzerland is beautiful though. Just look at it as a holiday. A dick holiday.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

OH MY GOD IMAGINE IF HE WAS ACTUALLY JAMES

 

[Jobbs]

Switzerland is beautiful though. Just look at it as a holiday. A dick holiday.

I think there's a chance of it also being a "tied to a chair wearing his mother's clothes while he paints me" holiday

 

[AcridMeat]

I bet he somehow stumbled across this thread and is now crying like James would.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I'm going to Switzerland this Christmas though. Will visit a flatmate and a soon to be former classmate, and of course enjoy some snow because snow went extinct in Cologne ¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[trab pu kcip]

I think there's a chance of it also being a "tied to a chair wearing his mother's clothes while he paints me" holiday

hahah yes you're right. and we don't even know if the says "aboot" and "eh" to make it worth it.

I bet he somehow stumbled across this thread and is now crying like James would.

yes, I will delete the lyrics tomorrow to make sure google won't lead him to our secret base.

 

[Granadier]

I think there's a chance of it also being a "tied to a chair wearing his mother's clothes while he paints me" holiday

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh yeah btw Liz's (I refuse to call her "Starboobs" >_>) cover photo on Facebook was someone in skates

Do this make you think less of me Trab

 

[Jobbs]

Frozen in color indecision

Legit decision paralyses

Oh yeah btw Liz's (I refuse to call her "Starboobs" >_>) cover photo on Facebook was someone in skates

Do this make you think less of me Trab

inline?

personally it wouldn't bother me if a girl liked skating, unless it meant she wanted me to go do it -- which I kinda don't want to

 

[trab pu kcip]

Oh yeah btw Liz's (I refuse to call her "Starboobs" >_>) cover photo on Facebook was someone in skates

Do this make you think less of me Trab

was it inline or roller skates? was it a male or female person? all this is important

 

[Granadier]

Frozen in color indecision

Legit decision paralyses

Black and Metallic Royal Blue imo

 

[trab pu kcip]

but guys...this still means the universe is listening to me. it just made one mistake on the way. next canadian guy will be smoking. edit: like in smoking hot. or actually smoking, idc

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Not inline/female

Also there's now a photo of her in skates (also not inline)

 

[Jobbs]

Not inline/female

Also there's now a photo of her in skates (also not inline)

PM the picture so I can accurately draw you two

then you can show it to her and say you did it

and she'll be impressed and bam. you're in

 

[trab pu kcip]

Not inline/female

Also there's now a photo of her in skates (also not inline)

okay, that's fine. girls can actually look pretty hot while skating.

 

[Granadier]

but guys...this still means the universe is listening to me. it just made one mistake on the way. next canadian guy will be smoking. edit: like in smoking hot. or actually smoking, idc

If you get your Canadian man, the universe needs to also give me a Boston woman.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

PM the picture so I can accurately draw you two

then you can show it to her and say you did it

and she'll be impressed and bam. you're in

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooope

Not happening

okay, that's fine. girls can actually look pretty hot while skating.

Attractive people can look attractive doing basically anything, because they are attractive