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[Chuckie]

Did I just watch a threesome in which every participant was covered in human blood? Why yes I did.

Thank you, Penny Dreadful.

Does the threesome involve Hecate Poole? I sure hope so.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Did I just watch a threesome in which every participant was covered in human blood? Why yes I did.

Thank you, Penny Dreadful.

When will Game of Thrones tbh?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Did I just watch a threesome in which every participant was covered in human blood? Why yes I did.

Thank you, Penny Dreadful.

Hot

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Why is it cold in Missouri this morning?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Hot

we have the same tastes

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

we have the same tastes

hmmm~~~~

 

[Chuckie]

we have the same tastes

Loving a threesome of people covered in blood is a pretty common taste though.

 

[FUME5]

Well, I'm not cleaning that shit up.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Well, I'm not cleaning that shit up.

You won't have to

Spoiler

youll be dead

 

[Granadier]

Morning ☕️

.Are you using the one with the wig? That one's really fun!

That's the one. The same one that is my Twitter picture. And thanks! It's a little hat that was given to my niece when she was born. First I had to make sure it was safe to be a hat though.

I'm just fucking around man, even if I did decide to stop drinking beer and get shredded I wouldn't be posting pics like that, would not attract the crowd I'm after.

Just get shredded while still drinking beer!

Spoiler

actually that's a lot of empty calories/carbs. Maybe gin instead

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

When you defeat a fallen empire and are like "what now"

 

[FUME5]

You won't have to

Spoiler

youll be dead

I'm cut.

Just get shredded while still drinking beer!

Spoiler

actually that's a lot of empty calories/carbs. Maybe gin instead

I'd rather drink than cut.

 

[Funky Papa]

Does the threesome involve Hecate Poole? I sure hope so.

Spoiler

No, but

she's been looking mighty cute lately. In a rather murderous fashion.

 

[Granadier]

I'll be gone for essentially nine days. I leave Friday.

Almost forgot, but good luck on your huge trip! Totally understandable to be stressed out about it, but it'll be great.

I'd rather drink than cut.

Does your work keep you in shape?
My work is sitting at a desk typing. If I didn't go to the gym I would be a skinny bean pole with no muscle (like I was before).

 

[Xiao Hu]

So exhausted. Been basically in movement since 5 am and it's 8pm here now.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You won't have to

Spoiler

youll be dead

i tried not to lol at work.

 

[Misha]

Why are people so obsessed with comparing things to guardians of the Galaxy

 

[Ceallach]

Cucumbers and brush handles are the budding sexuality starter kit.

Oh god, I'm listening to guys talk about the bears and bikers convention. It's fucking crazy. Guys talking about how they love the smell of balls, sweaty assholes, drinking piss, the difference between the types of piss you can get during the day. Oh god now there is a guy talking about eating his own cum and edging himself and creating pools and pools of precum.

One guy says he likes the smell of balls, dirty balls that smell like an old bear tree.

Also I just learned the term otter. Apparently there are thinks and bikers and bears and otters. Oh god, they are describing a pool or gym where you can't tell where the sell of cum ends and the chlorine ends.

Good morning guys!

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

RIP Iain, you wrote some good shit.

Yeah. I got a bit weepy when he died.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Cucumbers and brush handles are the budding sexuality starter kit.

Oh god, I'm listening to guys talk about the bears and bikers convention. It's fucking crazy. Guys talking about how they love the smell of balls, sweaty assholes, drinking piss, the difference between the types of piss you can get during the day. Oh god now there is a guy talking about eating his own cum and edging himself and creating pools and pools of precum.

One guy says he likes the smell of balls, dirty balls that smell like an old bear tree.

Also I just learned the term otter. Apparently there are thinks and bikers and bears and otters. Oh god, they are describing a pool or gym where you can't tell where the sell of cum ends and the chlorine ends.

Good morning guys!

You learn something new every day

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Oh god, I'm listening to guys talk about the bears and bikers convention. It's fucking crazy. Guys talking about how they love the smell of balls, sweaty assholes, drinking piss, the difference between the types of piss you can get during the day. Oh god now there is a guy talking about eating his own cum and edging himself and creating pools and pools of precum.

#notallmen

 

[You Know Nothing]

There's a whole fucking animal kingdom when it comes to gay men and body types.

#notallmen

#co-signed

 

[FUME5]

Does your work keep you in shape?
My work is sitting at a desk typing. If I didn't go to the gym I would be a skinny bean pole with no muscle (like I was before).

Work is about 70% field and 30% office, but it's rare that the field work is all that intense. I'm slim built but never looked 'ripped' - even as a teen when I was lifting and long before I acquired the taste for beer.

i tried not to lol at work.

Ice cold.

Yeah. I got a bit weepy when he died.

I really liked Away the Crow Road, maybe because it was so different from his sci fi.

 

[Chuckie]

Spoiler

No, but

she's been looking mighty cute lately. In a rather murderous fashion.

Just the way I like it. I hope we'll see here covered in blood while sexing though.

Why are people so obsessed with comparing things to guardians of the Galaxy

Because it was the first movie EVER to bring together a group of 'misfits' who do stuff together!

Oh god, I'm listening to guys talk about the bears and bikers convention. It's fucking crazy. Guys talking about how they love the smell of balls, sweaty assholes, drinking piss, the difference between the types of piss you can get during the day. Oh god now there is a guy talking about eating his own cum and edging himself and creating pools and pools of precum.

What the flying fuck...where are you hearing this shit :/

 

[Ceallach]

You guys are boring. I just learned guys can train their urethral sphincter to be able to pee right after they cum and do both into a dudes ass.

 

[Misha]

I still don't know what precum is tbh

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

You guys are boring. I just learned guys can train their urethral sphincter to be able to pee right after they cum and do both into a dudes ass.

When I was 13 I was terrified I'd piss into a girl by accident while having sex. "I'll never keep a girlfriend if I do that".

 

[Chuckie]

Got dayum Ceallach.....please stop

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I still don't know what precum is tbh

Me either and I've been ejaculating since before many of you were born.

That's a happy thought.

 

[Granadier]

So good.

John Oliver going on his own is the best thing to happen to him. It feels like this style of segment is what fits him the most.

In science you don't just get to cherry pick the parts that justify what you are already going to do. That's religion.

Damnit John, you brilliant British bastard.

 

[Funky Papa]

Pre seminal fluid. The clear liquid that comes during excitement to clear the urethra and help with lubrication.

You guys are boring. I just learned guys can train their urethral sphincter to be able to pee right after they cum and do both into a dudes ass.

People are ducking weird.

Also, sonding.

 

[FUME5]

You guys are boring. I just learned guys can train their urethral sphincter to be able to pee right after they cum and do both into a dudes ass.

We're boring because we don't practice pisscumming? Cumpissing? Shamingourancestors?

 

[Granadier]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

 

[marrec]

Morning Fakerinos

We're boring because we don't practice pisscumming? Cumpissing? Shamingourancestors?

I feel like it'd be called Scumming.

Listen, I don't wanna kinkshame, so...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

There's a whole fucking animal kingdom when it comes to gay men and body types.

#co-signed

DADDIES

 

[Funky Papa]

We're boring because we don't practice pisscumming? Cumpissing? Shamingourancestors?

Engaging in buttsecs with another male while purging the pipe.

Its like some bored dude decided to go all the way to troll all our reproductive traits as species.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Okay so...I'm browsing Facebook and there's an ad for FTWD and like a whole banner of Alicia pics...I haven't even liked their page so the only conclusion i can come to is that AMC somehow KNOWS.

"We're watching you, Emily."

 

[You Know Nothing]

My lower back is killing me for some reason. I must have bent over the wrong way. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But really, ow.

 

[Chuckie]

Okay so...I'm browsing Facebook and there's an ad for FTWD and like a whole banner of Alicia pics...I haven't even liked their page so the only conclusion i can come to is that AMC somehow KNOWS.

"We're watching you, Emily."

Google is watching you. You searched for Alicia too often and now the ads reflect that.


Speaking of FTWD. What a fucking borefest.

 

[Ceallach]

My lower back is killing me for some reason. I must have bent over the wrong way. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But really, ow.

Did a guy pee in your butts while you were down there?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

what's wrong?

 

[Granadier]

what's wrong?

Spoiler

sounding

I cringe when thinking about that.

Google is watching you. You searched for Alicia too often and now the ads reflect that.


Speaking of FTWD. What a fucking borefest.

Facebook*
They also feed the ads displayed here I believe.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

:reads every post in this page:

*stares out into the horizon*

It must be nice to be attractive and completely insane at the same time.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Did a guy pee in your butts while you were down there?

I took it a step farther and had him shit in my ass instead.

 

[Granadier]

I took it a step farther and had him shit in my ass instead.

Shit goes in. Shit goes out. Can't explain that.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

So much sinning in this thread smdh

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Google is watching you. You searched for Alicia too often and now the ads reflect that.


Speaking of FTWD. What a fucking borefest.

I haven't tho. Not on Google.

Tumblr tho......

 

[friskykillface]

Hmmm someone else's poop in another ass
lol what am I waking up to

*reads back pages*


To the top of the page 😎

 

[marrec]

Hmmm someone else's poop in another ass
lol what am I waking up to

*reads back pages*


To the top of the page 😎

Fecal transplants save lives.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I kinda wanna go to law school

But then....all that work.......