WhereAreMahDragonz
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I mean it happened in a simulation and then
one of them gets shot I guess in said simulation
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I mean it happened in a simulation and then
Sometimes, sure. I never quite know what I'm getting because some days take a bigger toll on her than others. I didn't, for example, get any action last night (which is fine). I made her laugh a lot which I hope helped!
You're probably the thing she looks forward to while going through that stressful ass day.
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Windam's going on an adventure.
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Laughter being the best medicine and all that. I was being flippant, I doubt the efficient sex would keep her around for almost 2 months on it's own.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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DANY OMG
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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I'M NUTTING EVERYWHERE
Oh.
her hotness is working against me here.
I wonder if wearing two C's makes you last longer. I've never tried it. Someone told me that once.
lol, technically the cat was.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
bigger chance of ripping because physics.
This. Two would be a mistake.
There are some out there that are supposed to extend duration, and they make lube to do the same.
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Windam has died.
I'm exaggerating a bit. I think I can do okay sometimes.
Honestly I'd like to kill the practice all together one of these days. Condoms are just kind of gross and add these awkwards beats to any encounter.
Nah, double bagging is not viable. Try one of those numbing creams or condoms. Maybe look into buying one of those sleek lady fucking machines Ceallach posted last week so you have a robo tag team buddy.
One of the best and worst inventions mankind has created.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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that dany scene has me hot and bothered
need a cold shower
need a cold shower
I haven't wanked in a while now and I'm super horny and there is no relieve in sight
why not just beat off? it's not that bad
wait, what?
be gayer.
Beating it off doesn't beat
hehe
Let me join you in my gayness.
That futuristic (and effective) looking vibe she suggested for Dragonz a while ago. I guess you must have missed it because you didn't complain about the discrepancy in devices for menz and womenz.
Was talking about that with my buddy on the weekend and he mentioned I couldn't know if a fleshlight was better than my hand. I told him I don't need to fuck a tube to know what it's like, plus fuck cleaning one of those things.
Yeah. I know I've said this before but every male sex toy I've seen is somewhere on the scale between awkward and utterly horrifying, usually more towards the latter. Disembodied heads with gaping mouths and blank stares, disembodied vaginas and asses, it's... It's like a horror show. A vagina that lives in a tube is actually one of the least gross ones.
The thought of this makes me want to gag.
I didn't know fucking a sock was a thing.
liliththepale
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I've never heard of anyone using a sock. I think that's a myth from media.
What the fuck.
Ive only heard one person say he used it seriously but I've definitely heard the joke many times
If you just, like, jack off on / into a clean sock and throw it in the wash? Better.
If you've worn it, taken it off and jerked into it? Serial killer.
No no no. Jack off into the sock, stick it under your mattress and come back to it tomorrow
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
People use socks dude, hell people use anything. Buddy was dating this girl who was a complete pig (cleaning habits wise) I forget the exact genesis of this story, but basically he'd gotten her off, she wouldn't reciprocate so he jerked off with one of her socks, threw it into the corner where there was a pile of clothes and shit, rolled over and went to sleep.
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Yes Fish, that hasn't been posted multiple times in that thread you hate already.
That's an incredibly disgusting cumrag. I don't know how to rate the two.
Yeah. Cut the banana at the height that would fit your dick, remove the banana itself and then have fun. At least this is what I was told, never used anything else but my hands
and somebody else's mouth
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This is one definite reason I hope to not have a son. If passing along my surname means I have to deal with jizz everywhere for 5 or 6 years it just ain't worth it. I don't care about my surname anyway.
Just buy a place adjacent a cornfield.
And just what do you propose I do with that?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Given the turn of conversation, it's time to post this classic again.
Fortunately these also exist
every guy on neogaf will need one like this.
I can't believe for a texas minute that that is true
liliththepale
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Fortunately these also exist
every guy on neogaf will need one like this.
how curved is your dick that that would work for it?
It's probably Based On A True Story™
I've been caught with a cucumber before
I'm not the one who fucks bananas. Ask someone who has done it!
I would imagine there's some give, though
by who?
and merely getting caught isn't the part I have trouble with. It's her standing there naked getting lectured about buying her own veggies that strains credulity.
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I was so jittery afterwards that I had to finish masturbating just to calm down!
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