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[FUME5]

You already forgot what got you so tired babe?

Xiao was missing you the other day.

 

[Vazra]

Xiao was missing you the other day.

I missed myself too the other day.

 

[zeemumu]

Em who is Pike?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Em who is Pike?

Yeah, who the fuck is Pike?

I still have to finish the final two episodes of season two.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

So that's why I'm so tired

It just makes me sad.

 

[Misha]

Found a 2 story house with a basement 3 bedrooms and a backyard for rent for 700$. Hoping its not too good to be true cause it looks great from the limited info

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Em who is Pike?

Yeah, who the fuck is Pike?

I still have to finish the final two episodes of season two.

Don't ask.

(Big bad of season 3)

 

[zeemumu]

Well from Em's recap in the 100 OT, it sounds like that could've gone better.

Spoiler

Octavia and Murphy

are still alive. Also a disappointment


This has little impact on my

Spoiler

birthday present related

plans

 

[You Know Nothing]

Found a 2 story house with a basement 3 bedrooms and a backyard for rent for 700$. Hoping its not too good to be true cause it looks great from the limited info

The catch is you have to get rid of the sentient man sized rats that have taken up residence.

 

[Misha]

The catch is you have to get rid of the sentient man sized rats that have taken up residence.

Worth it

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Well from Em's recap in the 100 OT, it sounds like that could've gone better.

Spoiler

Octavia and Murphy

are still alive. Also a disappointment


This has little impact on my

Spoiler

birthday present related

plans

but to be fair the finale did sum up the entire season… completely shit, makes zero sense, the only good part was lexa,

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

listen..........i am a fucking........good........person........I don't.....................................deserve.................................................this..................................................................................................................why......................................................................why are you......................................FUCK

 

[jb1234]

Dude #1 and I are going to be friends (he was never interested in me in that way) and now he's helping me to get out from Dude #2, who he describes as frequently getting overattached to dudes. My life is bizarre.

 

[Vazra]

Dude #1 and I are going to be friends (he was never interested in me in that way) and now he's helping me to get out from Dude #2, who he describes as frequently getting overattached to dudes. My life is bizarre.

Life is Strange breh

 

[Granadier]

I swear I moisturize every day.

---

Sup fakers,

I just got home from a baseball game with friends as an early birthday get together.
This song is also my jam right now.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sup fakers,

I just got home from a baseball game with friends as an early birthday get together.
This song is also my jam right now.

 

[jb1234]

Life is Strange breh

I was also told that the gay scene in Seattle is generally focused on open relationships and polyamorous relationships. Not sure how comfortable I am with that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Seattle sounds #3sexuallyliberal5me

 

[liliththepale]

I was also told that the gay scene in Seattle is generally focused on open relationships and polyamorous relationships. Not sure how comfortable I am with that.

Oof, double minority!

Well we're all cheering for you

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Found a 2 story house with a basement 3 bedrooms and a backyard for rent for 700$. Hoping its not too good to be true cause it looks great from the limited info

Rent like that doesn't even get you a studio in a not so great part of LA.

 

[Misha]

Rent like that doesn't even get you a studio in a not so great part of LA.

Its on a decent suburban street sown the road from a park. Pittsburgh has the best living cost for any major city in the us (iirc)

 

[Granadier]

If I were white girl dancing right now this is what I would look like.

Spoiler

maybe I am dancing

I was also told that the gay scene in Seattle is generally focused on open relationships and polyamorous relationships. Not sure how comfortable I am with that.

Seattle rent's so expensive that couples have started moving in with each other.

 

[jb1234]

Oof, double minority!

Well we're all cheering for you

Thanks.

Seattle rent's so expensive that couples have started moving in with each other.

God, it's so true. The only people who can afford to live in the central core now are Amazon employees.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

The Penny Arcade guys live in Seattle.

 

[Granadier]

Heh, looks like Boston isn't much better.
My rent out there will be twice what I'm paying now, and it's only a room instead of an entire 1-bdrm apartment.

 

[Jobbs]

JB stop being a stud pls. You're going through men like a sshkhkrr through fottawops!

And not everyone can claim the lizard pic

Spoiler

when it's me

certainly not pau ffs

 

[Granadier]

And not everyone can claim the lizard pic

Spoiler

when it's me

 

[jb1234]

JB stop being a stud pls. You're going through men like a sshkhkrr through fottawops!

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE. But really, all the attention has been incredibly flattering. I guess I'm pretty hot.

 

[Jobbs]

gf and her friend have crashed and I'm doing what any normal red blooded man would be doing right now and watching this girl put on makeup to look like a pokemon

.

Yo I'm actually sorta jealous about Boston though. As much as I make fun of the stereotypical Boston accent, I am a big fan of the city (Philadelphia and Boston are my eastern jams). I'd love live in either.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE. But really, all the attention has been incredibly flattering. I guess I'm pretty hot.

Where's the lie?

Take all that and multiply it by 1.258x or so for the insane piano skills

Why the hell do I feel so down about never being able to see Work Crush

Jesus fuck I hate myself

Don't worry dude. Soon you'll realize something important about women... It's that a girl is like an orange. First you've got the skin.. Then you've got the sweet sweet innards...

 

[Professor Beef]

Why the hell do I feel so down about never being able to see Work Crush

Jesus fuck I hate myself

 

[fengshuifever]

Pachinko!

You shut your whore mouth, sir.

Suikoden VI : Erotic Castle Building

Summer 2017

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't worry dude. Soon you'll realize something important about women... It's that a girl is like an orange. First you've got the skin.. Then you've got the sweet sweet innards...

Ogres people are like onions. They both have layers.

 

[liliththepale]

Don't worry dude. Soon you'll realize something important about women... It's that a girl is like an orange. First you've got the skin.. Then you've got the sweet sweet innards...

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Girls are oranges boys are onions

 

[Vazra]

Suikoden VI : Erotic Castle Building

Summer 2017

They can even reuse Castlevania Pachinko audio clips if they use the erotic theme! Genius!

 

[Jobbs]

Ogres people are like onions. They both have layers.

Women are like the stars in the heavens ♥ in that

Spoiler

there are over 1 billion trillion of them in the known universe and they are made from hydrogen and helium and an ongoing nuclear reaction gives them limitless power and you can't look directly at one and if you went within 1.3 million miles of it you'd be instantly incinerated

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

pls mister my family will pay ransom whatever you ask

 

[Professor Beef]

Is it weird to ask someone out via Facebook

It's weird, right?

 

[liliththepale]

Girls are oranges boys are onions

girls and boys have both made me cry. so...

Is it weird to ask someone out via Facebook

It's weird, right?

super weird. Don't do it!

 

[friskykillface]

I remember asking for a girls number on Facebook , she laughed and gave it to me
Awkward Jon is worst Jon

At least ask out on like fb video chat

 

[Granadier]

Yo I'm actually sorta jealous about Boston though. As much as I make fun of the stereotypical Boston accent, I am a big fan of the city (Philadelphia and Boston are my eastern jams). I'd love live in either.

If you ever get the chance come visit. You'll always have a place to crash.
It's a great city from my limited experience there so far. I'm very excited to be back in the big city surrounded by activity. Everything is so close and easy too. 👌🏻

 

[Vazra]

I remember asking for a girls number on Facebook , she laughed and gave it to me
Awkward Jon is worst Jon

At least ask out on like fb video chat

Wanna videochat with me mate?

 

[Jobbs]

I asked out a girl by carrier pigeon once... But this particular dumbass bird -- a REAL piece of work - got the message wrong and signed it Mark! She married Mark! FML

If you ever get the chance come visit. You'll always have a place to crash.
It's a great city from my limited experience there so far. I'm very excited to be back in the big city surrounded by activity. Everything is so close and easy too. ����

don't make threats about free places to crash if you don't intend to make good

 

[liliththepale]

Carrier pigeons (more rightly called homing pigeons) become ultra familiar with their home and are able to navigate back to it quite successfully as long as they aren't taken too far away. But you can't just send them anywhere. It's more like the homeward bone in Dark Souls where it can take you home but not send you anywhere.

This makes me suspicious of asking someone out by a homing pigeon. Like you probably spent way too much time at her house training the pigeon. That's creepy. As fun and archaic as this delivery system seems at face value, it's actually pretty disturbing.

 

[jb1234]

Suikoden VI : Erotic Castle Building

Summer 2017

How dare you.

 

[FUME5]

Carrier pigeons (more rightly called homing pigeons) become ultra familiar with their home and are able to navigate back to it quite successfully as long as they aren't taken too far away. But you can't just send them anywhere. It's more like the homeward bone in Dark Souls where it can take you home but not send you anywhere.

This makes me suspicious of asking someone out by a homing pigeon. Like you probably spent way too much time at her house training the pigeon. That's creepy. As fun and archaic as this delivery system seems at face value, it's actually pretty disturbing.

What if I ask someone out via a drone delivered message?

 

[Jobbs]

Like you probably spent way too much time at her house training the pigeon. That's creepy. As fun and archaic as this delivery system seems at face value, it's actually pretty disturbing.

I knew I shoulda went with the homeward bone!

yo did you say you depart for india tomorrow? here's hoping you don't end up in the bahamas by accident!

Spoiler

or do? do we hope that?

 

[liliththepale]

What if I ask someone out via a drone delivered message?

I guess it depends. My brother has a quadcopter so if a drone came by with something for me I'd think it was him playing a joke on me.

I knew I shoulda went with the homeward bone!

yo did you say you depart for india tomorrow? here's hoping you don't end up in the bahamas by accident!

Spoiler

or do? do we hope that?

yeah, I have to be at the airport in twelve hours. The flight is like sixteen hours long and I'm going to sleep through most of it, so I'm staying up as long as I can and getting real real tired.

 

[FUME5]

I guess it depends. My brother has a quadcopter so if a drone came by with something for me I'd think it was him playing a joke on me.

"Hey baby, can I get those digits?"

*gives Easting and Northing*

 

[Jobbs]

"Hey baby, can I get those digits?"

*gives Easting and Northing*

if I just say "dude. party." in your sick dialect would you know whether I"m alerting you to a party or whether I'm having a bathroom emergency? like your whole way of talkking is inefficient -- which is ironic considering your tendency to slur sveeral workds together

I guess the same applies to bostonians

 

[FUME5]

if I just say "dude. party." in your sick dialect would you know whether I"m alerting you to a party or whether I'm having a bathroom emergency? like your whole way of talkking is inefficient -- which is ironic considering your tendency to slur sveeral workds together

I guess the same applies to bostonians

I'd probably pass you a beer.