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[marrec]

I remember one time I had to explain to my mom what a bukkake and a gloryhole were

....I can't fucking believe this is top of the page I'm quitting life

HAD to?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

OR you can be in the middle.

YES

HAD to?

We were playing Cards Against Humanity and it was either I explain or she look it up on her iPad

Cause she was already at the Google tab when I explained why she probably shouldn't do that

 

[Vazra]

I remember one time I had to explain to my mom what a bukkake and a gloryhole were

....I can't fucking believe this is top of the page I'm quitting life

How did that come up?

 

[Chuckie]

HAD to?

Her mom probably used the computer and those came up in the autofill

 

[Ceallach]

I remember one time I had to explain to my mom what a bukkake and a gloryhole were

....I can't fucking believe this is top of the page I'm quitting life

I peed in a glory hole stall in Chania, Crete without realizing it until a big Greek weiner was poking through.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

and now the boys are left with each other! vazra will be pleased.

Wait have you already forgotten that Lilith exists? Seems harsh

 

[trab pu kcip]

I peed in a glory hole stall in Chania, Crete without realizing it until a big Greek weiner was poking through.

what did you do? "no, thank you?"

 

[marrec]

traitor!

I never asked for this!

I'm supporting the platform that isn't behind long dude fucking trains tyvm

We were playing Cards Against Humanity and it was either I explain or she look it up on her iPad

Oh okay that makes sense :lol

Had a similar experience with a relative playing CAH, it's a very educational game.

what did you do? "no, thank you?"

:lol how polite.

 

[Ceallach]

Wait have you already forgotten that Lilith exists? Seems harsh

Lilith is in a good relationship. There's Misha, Pau and Nudull though.

 

[Misha]

Wait have you already forgotten that Lilith exists? Seems harsh

...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I peed in a glory hole stall in Chania, Crete without realizing it until a big Greek weiner was poking through.

How big? For science.

 

[Chuckie]

Lilith is in a good relationship. There's Pau and Nudull though.

Well so am I. This is purely hypothetical right?...Right???

 

[marrec]

...

I ain't forgot about best FakeGAF lady.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I never asked for this!

I'm supporting the platform that isn't behind long dude fucking trains tyvm





:lol how polite.

haha well what do you say in that situation?!

also you don't have to join the fucktrain.

Lilith is in a good relationship..

exactly. Lilith

Spoiler

probably

out. Just in.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Lilith is in a good relationship. There's Misha, Pau and Nudull though.

I'll go tell Kark his relationship's bad

...

I was only making that joke because she literally just left, I ain't forgetting about you yo!

 

[marrec]

haha well what do you say in that situation?!

also you don't have to join the fucktrain.

Thankfully never been in that situation, but I'd probably say something similar like 'I've already eaten' or something.

Also, I give into peer pressure too easily, all the other dudes would be training it up and I'd be like "well I don't wanna look weird" and join in.

My faults are my own

 

[SolVanderlyn]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SYMPHONY

 

[trab pu kcip]

Thankfully never been in that situation, but I'd probably say something similar like 'I've already eaten' or something.

Also, I give into peer pressure too easily, all the other dudes would be training it up and I'd be like "well I don't wanna look weird" and join in.

My faults are my own

get a good wig and I could smuggle you into the grape party. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bring Misha if she wants to come too! I didn't forget I just didn't wanna stain her with our smutty thoughts.

 

[marrec]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SYMPHONY

My son on the trumpet setting on my synth

get a good wig and I could smuggle you into the grape party. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bring Misha if she wants to come too! I didn't forget I just didn't wanna stain her with our smutty thoughts.

I'm in, good thing we whispered about this and kept it quiet so that nobody knows.

 

[Ceallach]

what did you do? "no, thank you?"

I screamed. I was less...uh...world traveled to put it nicely. Didn't know what to do.

How big? For science.

BIG. Very thick and leathery. Also hairy iirc. I remember crazy wild pubes poking through.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

get a good wig and I could smuggle you into the grape party. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bring Misha if she wants to come too! I didn't forget I just didn't wanna stain her with our smutty thoughts.

Is long hair the prerequisite for grape party over fucktrain then if a wig would allow marrec in? Because I have long hair and like grapes and probably wouldn't like the fucktrain

Wait do I still have to watch the fucktrain at the grape party?

Can I just stay at home?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I screamed. I was less...uh...world traveled to put it nicely. Didn't know what to do.

BIG. Very thick and leathery. Also hairy iirc. I remember crazy wild pubes poking through.

Ew hairy

 

[trab pu kcip]

I screamed. I was less...uh...world traveled to put it nicely. Didn't know what to do.

BIG. Very thick and leathery. Also hairy iirc. I remember crazy wild pubes poking through.

lol I probably would've screamed too. it never happened to me I just thought maybe other people run into this kinda stuff more often idk ;S
did he pull away at least?

Is long hair the prerequisite for grape party over fucktrain then if a wig would allow marrec in? Because I have long hair and like grapes and probably wouldn't like the fucktrain

Wait do I still have to watch the fucktrain at the grape party?

Can I just stay at home?

you'd probably have to watch the fucktrain from time to time to don't let things get outta hand.

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Vazra]

Ew hairy

You should embrace eu natural m'lady. (Maybe trim a bit tho but shaved looks IMO disgusting most of the time)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

The entire concept of the glory hole seems so badly thought through

Like

Who's gonna want to just suck a random guy off? Let alone when they're going to the toilet

It doesn't make any sense

you'd probably have to watch the fucktrain from time to time to don't let things get outta hand.

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think by the time we've got a fucktrain things are already massively out of hand

Spoiler

am I missing a joke here I don't get dirty jokes half the time it can be very embarrassing >_>

 

[Jobbs]

wonder what RNH in the fucktrain would look like

 

[Vazra]

The entire concept of the glory hole seems so badly thought through

Like

Who's gonna want to just suck a random guy off? Let alone when they're going to the toilet

It doesn't make any sense

It's disgusting but desperate gays that dont use growlr, hornet, grindr, scruff, etc go that route.

 

[marrec]

Is long hair the prerequisite for grape party over fucktrain then if a wig would allow marrec in? Because I have long hair and like grapes and probably wouldn't like the fucktrain

Wait do I still have to watch the fucktrain at the grape party?

Can I just stay at home?

There are only two ways to go about this, either participate in the fucktrain, or watch it while eating grapes.

****

In completely unrelated news, this movie was filmed in and around my home town!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQoqsKoJVDw

Those desert shots kinda make me nostalgic.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You should embrace eu natural m'lady. (Maybe trim a bit tho but shaved looks IMO disgusting most of the time)

yeah but you don't get hair stuck between your teeth. theoretically.

The entire concept of the glory hole seems so badly thought through

Like

Who's gonna want to just suck a random guy off? Let alone when they're going to the toilet

It doesn't make any sense

I don't think they're going there to go to the toilet in the first place. these are well known locations for some people

wonder what RNH in the fucktrain would look like

jobbs, NO!

better wonder what the grape party would look like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[friskykillface]

I should trim , not shave it all but trim it just a bit

 

[Misha]

All that I ask is that I not be forgotten. I'm now satisfied

 

[Jobbs]

better wonder what the grape party would look like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't know what a grape party is and I'm afraid to google it

 

[marrec]

wonder what RNH in the fucktrain would look like

I mean... you could....









draw it

 

[You Know Nothing]

This thread in one picture:

 

[marrec]

This thread in one picture:

Put a bow around it like the lizard picture buddy cuz we're tryin' at least

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't know what a grape party is and I'm afraid to google it

lol. I made it up. it's the women of this thread [and marrec with a wig] feeding each other grapes in the nude.

would be funny if there was an actual sex thing with the name though.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

wonder what RNH in the fucktrain would look like

A sobbing mess that makes everyone uncomfortable

Spoiler

If you draw this I will fucking murder you, you motherfucker

There are only two ways to go about this, either participate in the fucktrain, or watch it while eating grapes.

*sings TV Party but replaces TV with grape*

 

[marrec]

Spoiler

Pictured: Grape Party

 

[Misha]

lol. I made it up. it's the women of this thread [and marrec with a wig] feeding each other grapes in the nude.

would be funny if there was an actual sex thing with the name though.

it has a tvtropes name http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrapesOfLuxury (sort of. Doesn't refer specifically to the sexual aspect. This technically works better but doesn't specifically refer to grapes http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RomanticSpoonfeeding)


You can find a surprising amount of articles and pictures about this though

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This thread in one picture:

Hahahaha

 

[Ceallach]

You should embrace eu natural m'lady. (Maybe trim a bit tho but shaved looks IMO disgusting most of the time)

No way, I had my hair permanently removed. Guys I agree look awful shaved bald.

wonder what RNH in the fucktrain would look like

Jobbs, you know what you need to do. We need an artistic representation only you can provide.

 

[marrec]

Jobbs there is a groundswell of public support for the RHN fucktrain picture, I just got a letter from rochester NY saying how much it would mean to them and their little sister dying of boneitis.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Jobbs, you know what you need to do. We need an artistic representation only you can provide.

Jobbs there is a groundswell of public support for the RHN fucktrain picture, I just got a letter from rochester NY saying how much it would mean to them and their little sister dying of boneitis.

I hate both of you

 

[Jobbs]

are we talking about an all guys fucktrain? as much as I love depicting RNH that sounds pretty boring to draw

 

[Clydefrog]

Tokyo sandblaster

That is what I'd do to you.

 

[marrec]

are we talking about an all guys fucktrain? as much as I love depicting RNH that sounds pretty boring to draw

Ya, but you'd have the artistic freedom to interpret that however you want.

Trains, RHN, and Fucking

 

[Ceallach]

Tokyo sandblaster

That is what I'd do to you.

Ok, but I'll reciprocate with a tokyo sandstorm

 

[Jobbs]

are they shitting on eachother

 

[Misha]

Someday I'll get around to getting clothes that actually fit me

 

[Jobbs]

Someday I'll get around to getting clothes that actually fit me

this will set you apart from 95% of the population