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[You Know Nothing]

Modern internet slang also has a lot to do with gay/drag slang and black slang making their ways into the white mainstream instead of being distinctive jargon relegated to specific communities.

 

[Misha]

I didn't carry when I was pregnant. Nothing fit right, I couldnt get my shoulder or tank holsters to sit right because my tits swelled up too much.

What about perpetual questions about if you want a boy or girl or lots of retarded advice.

Girl obv. Advice sounds awful tho. I just started to avoid career advice.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Didn't know Kristen Stewart was bi

Ya she's been dating girls for a while

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Modern internet slang also has a lot to do with gay/drag slang and black slang making their ways into the white mainstream instead of being distinctive jargon relegated to specific communities.

The internet is wonderful

Spoiler

no it's a terrifying cesspit of the worst parts of every culture and abominable subcultures that rose from it due to its anonymity

 

[FloatOn]

All I've had to eat today is some cheez-its

I need to get this appointment over so I can get lunch

I'm on a stupid side of town so options are limited :/

 

[Jobbs]

What about perpetual questions about if you want a boy or girl or lots of retarded advice.

I want a girl

ayyy

lol

Whew, dodged a bullet. I owe what the military considers to be "homework" on the 25th and my sarge just called and was like "they're due today bring 'em in" and I was all "ummmmmmmmm sir they're due next week" and he was all "o shit u right sorry"

So now I'm gonna go pass the fuck out, bye

GN =D

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Whew, dodged a bullet. I owe what the military considers to be "homework" on the 25th and my sarge just called and was like "they're due today bring 'em in" and I was all "ummmmmmmmm sir they're due next week" and he was all "o shit u right sorry"

So now I'm gonna go pass the fuck out, bye

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Whew, dodged a bullet. I owe what the military considers to be "homework" on the 25th and my sarge just called and was like "they're due today bring 'em in" and I was all "ummmmmmmmm sir they're due next week" and he was all "o shit u right sorry"

So now I'm gonna go pass the fuck out, bye

*drinks*

Also that's lucky

Also homework? What?

 

[zeemumu]

Whew, dodged a bullet. I owe what the military considers to be "homework" on the 25th and my sarge just called and was like "they're due today bring 'em in" and I was all "ummmmmmmmm sir they're due next week" and he was all "o shit u right sorry"

So now I'm gonna go pass the fuck out, bye

I had this happen but it was an essay it it actually was due that day. I wasn't even aware of its existence but I told my professor what happened and he allowed me to turn it in on the following day.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Da da!

it's "Der Da da"

 

[zeemumu]

Finally, positive feedback on a Ghostbusters trailer.

I can rest now.

 

[friskykillface]

Whew, dodged a bullet. I owe what the military considers to be "homework" on the 25th and my sarge just called and was like "they're due today bring 'em in" and I was all "ummmmmmmmm sir they're due next week" and he was all "o shit u right sorry"

So now I'm gonna go pass the fuck out, bye

my professor used to do this and we had to have evidence he said it was due on the specific date so someone would record him to have evidence

she was the real mvp

 

[You Know Nothing]

The internet is wonderful

Spoiler

no it's a terrifying cesspit of the worst parts of every culture and abominable subcultures that rose from it due to its anonymity

I'm not sure how much anonymity even contributes to how vile a lot of the internet can be. People happily post their shitty views fully attached to their real names on Facebook all the time. It's more due to an utter lack of any potential real world consequences (apart from perhaps being fired) that largely contributes to the toxicity. But I mean we can't have people getting fined or jailed for their abhorrent behavior either. So it's pretty much ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

*drinks*

Also that's lucky

Also homework? What?

It's training. I have five volumes and a month to complete each one.

 

[Jobbs]

excellent

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Finally, positive feedback on a Ghostbusters trailer.

I can rest now.

It will never end.

 

[Jobbs]

I legit designed this encounter in my dream this morning but I forgot to take notes, now I can't remember what I'm supposed to do

 

[trab pu kcip]

I legit designed this encounter in my dream this morning but I forgot to take notes, now I can't remember what I'm supposed to do

make a baby. that's what you're supposed to do.


and I need to get a cat.

 

[Misha]

I'm not sure how much anonymity even contributes to how vile a lot of the internet can be. People happily post their shitty views fully attached to their real names on Facebook all the time. It's more due to an utter lack of any potential real world consequences (apart from perhaps being fired) that largely contributes to the toxicity. But I mean we can't have people getting fined or jailed for their abhorrent behavior either. So it's pretty much ¯_(&#12484_/¯

People still act horribly Irl but they aren't usually in situations where there's easy access to the people they would act horrible to. Mostly shows up in schools and at work when you're forced to associate with people you might not get along with

 

[Jobbs]

make a baby. that's what you're supposed to do.


and I need to get a cat.

Another one? You greedy bastard

 

[You Know Nothing]

Another one? You greedy bastard

I have three.

:: has already become the crazy cat lady ::

 

[trab pu kcip]

Another one? You greedy bastard

ask HN what she thinks about getting a baby RIGHT NOW. or several babies RIGHT NOW. she can deliver them herself

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[friskykillface]

Another one? You greedy bastard

you can never have enough cats

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'd be too worried that I'd accidentally kill a cat

I'm bad enough at taking care of myself

Is there a special breed of cat that just like...doesn't die and is always happy?

 

[Timu]

Finally, positive feedback on a Ghostbusters trailer.

I can rest now.

Wait, there are people looking forward to this movie?

 

[Chuckie]

you can never have enough cats

When I still lived with my parents we had 13 at a certain point. Trust me...that is too many.

 

[Misha]

I'd be too worried that I'd accidentally kill a cat

I'm bad enough at taking care of myself

Is there a special breed of cat that just like...doesn't die and is always happy?

My cat but that's cause we live in the country and she can spend days without someone taking care of her.

 

[zeemumu]

Alright, I have an actual MTG deck now

 

[Vazra]

Yass finally got The House in Fata Morgana and after some hours in it its is so fucking lit right now. Available on Steam fam.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I found someone to play MTG at work. he's an inliner tho but whatever

 

[Prophet Steve]

I found someone to play MTG at work. he's an inliner tho but whatever

How the hell do you come across so many inliners? I don't know anybody who does it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

How the hell do you come across so many inliners? I don't know anybody who does it.

I don't even know. I swear the things I don't find attractive are following me somehow. some weird universe revenge shit for whatever the hell I did in a past life.

one time he was like "gonna go inline skating...alone... if only someone would come to watch.." and I'm like "well that's my stop, seeya!" (he's a nice dude tho)

 

[zeemumu]

I found someone to play MTG at work. he's an inliner tho but whatever

There are plenty of MTG players around here but they're high level people and I'm just getting started. I don't want a repeat of that Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm incident.

 

[Jobbs]

I have three.

:: has already become the crazy cat lady ::

you need more than three for that bruh. they better have dignified names

ask HN what she thinks about getting a baby RIGHT NOW. or several babies RIGHT NOW. she can deliver them herself

you realize I've been seeing her for 2 months right

 

[Pau]

I'll go tell Kark his relationship's bad

nooo

He knows he plays second fiddle to DC comics and Coke.

noooooooooooo

 

[Prophet Steve]

I don't even know. I swear the things I don't find attractive are following me somehow. some weird universe revenge shit for whatever the hell I did in a past life.

one time he was like "gonna go inline skating...alone... if only someone would come to watch.." and I'm like "well that's my stop, seeya!" (he's a nice dude tho)

I am not sure how someone thinks it is a fun idea to try to invite someone to watch them do inline skating.

Maybe it is really really cool and you should give it a shot considering it is so popular.

 

[trab pu kcip]

you need more than three for that bruh. they better have dignified names



you realize I've been seeing her for 2 months right

you realize I was kidding right?

I am not sure how someone thinks it is a fun idea to try to invite someone to watch them do inline skating.

Maybe it is really really cool and you should give it a shot considering it is so popular.

haha no way, I'll stick to playing magic

 

[marrec]

haha no way, I'll stick to playing magic

The right decision.

****

Fuck, I have to stay late at work because of a hi-pot failure on a big important unit.

FML, hi-pot failures are the worst to troubleshoot. pray for me y'all

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

nooo noooooooooooo

OK Anakin.

 

[zeemumu]

I am not sure how someone thinks it is a fun idea to try to invite someone to watch them do inline skating.

Maybe it is really really cool and you should give it a shot considering it is so popular.

Doesn't hold as much weight as asking your girlfriend to come cheer you on at sport practice when the woman in question is not your girlfriend and the sport is inline skating.

Unless your brand of inline skating somehow involves graffiti and rival Japanese gangs, I don't see the appeal.

 

[Clydefrog]

it's "Der Da da"

Die trab

 

[You Know Nothing]

Das Clydefrog.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I suddenly feel so much poorer

Die trab

The trab?

EDIT: DAMNIT JAKE

 

[trab pu kcip]

I suddenly feel so much poorer



The trab?

EDIT: DAMNIT JAKE

and this doesn't even include flights ;_;
still jelly as hell
if you run into my ex, can you get like..really drunk and puke on him? *o*

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

and this doesn't even include flights ;_;
still jelly as hell
if you run into my ex, can you get like..really drunk and puke on him? *o*

I know D:

I think I'm heading up to Portland or Seattle or somewhere with non-punx friends after as well so oh god all the moneys

Spoiler

I need to sort this out actually

Fortunately I can spread it out a bit so it won't be too bad

And request noted. $2 Long Island Iced Teas from High Dive, HERE I COME (I'm not even joking they were stupidly cheap, maybe not $2 but definitely no more than $5, I'm pretty sure)

 

[Jobbs]

boom

 

[trab pu kcip]

I know D:

I think I'm heading up to Portland or Seattle or somewhere with non-punx friends after as well so oh god all the moneys

Spoiler

I need to sort this out actually

Fortunately I can spread it out a bit so it won't be too bad

And request noted. $2 Long Island Iced Teas from High Dive, HERE I COME (I'm not even joking they were stupidly cheap, maybe not $2 but definitely no more than $5, I'm pretty sure)

nicee <3
those cheap 2$ will make up for all the other pricy stuff.

 

[jb1234]

I know D:

I think I'm heading up to Portland or Seattle or somewhere with non-punx friends after as well so oh god all the moneys

Spoiler

I need to sort this out actually

Fortunately I can spread it out a bit so it won't be too bad

And request noted. $2 Long Island Iced Teas from High Dive, HERE I COME (I'm not even joking they were stupidly cheap, maybe not $2 but definitely no more than $5, I'm pretty sure)

Haha. If you end up in Seattle, let me know and I'll buy you a drink.

 

[Jobbs]

careful around JB