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[Misha]

this will set you apart from 95% of the population

Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygiene
And confidence

 

[DrM]

Summer season is officially open in our town

 

[Jobbs]

I can safely say am legit ripped right now. And no I won't prove it

Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygiene
And confidence

knowing how many halves are in a whole is the fourth half of that

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Beetlejuice. smh

 

[Misha]

I can safely say am legit ripped right now. And no I won't prove it



knowing how many halves are in a whole is the fourth half of that

The fifth half is be Chris hemsworth

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Beetlejuice. smh

That misspelling of Bueller hurts me

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Beetlejuice. smh

I fuckin knew it was gonna be Petah Griffin

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build

 

[Jobbs]

Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build

your MTG cards are your children

 

[FloatOn]

first responder training is over.

going to the doctor.

have a good weekend everyone.

 

[Chuckie]

Beetlejuice. smh

Isn't it supposed to be Betelgeuse?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Beetlejuice. smh

Freddy Krueger for Ohio. I'm okay with this.

 

[Ceallach]

Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build

Eh, pregnancy is overrated. Unless you like strangers rubbing your belly.

Beetlejuice. smh

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Fuck this post goddamn

 

[zeemumu]

Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build

your MTG cards are your children

Beware the stare of Dragonz Shaw

She had no children, only cards

And if you see her in your dreams,

Be sure you never, ever, screan

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Trab and Ceallach. One would shout at me for my meat eating habits, the other would shout at me for all my other habits.

#dead

We were playing Cards Against Humanity and it was either I explain or she look it up on her iPad

Had a similar experience with a relative playing CAH, it's a very educational game.

I keep suggesting we play CAH with one of our families, but this is met with unjustified scorn. :'(

I'll go tell Kark his relationship's bad

He knows he plays second fiddle to DC comics and Coke.

Eh, pregnancy is overrated. Unless you like strangers rubbing your belly.

You pulled your gun on those people, right?

 

[zeemumu]

Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygiene
And confidence

I've got 2 and a half out of the 3 so far.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build

it's obvious who the winner is here.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Most my high school friends are pregnant or married and I'am here not giving a singular fuck about that bullshit.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I have a headache and going to nap.

Fuck explaining sports to my racist father dear.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

it's obvious who the winner is here.

Mm true.

Fantasy universes > children

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

My poor biological clock.

 

[Jobbs]

Fantasy universes > children

at my house it's often both

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I whacked my back right between my shoulder blades yesterday and it hurts like a bitch. Everytime i move it hurts

 

[Professor Beef]

Time to start work soon. Also time to find a new crush.

 

[Misha]

Eh, pregnancy is overrated. Unless you like strangers rubbing your belly.

Is it weird if that sounds nice to me?

I don't want it to but somehow it does

 

[Jobbs]

I want a baby

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I want a baby

If you ever reproduce I'm signing up for that expedition to mars

 

[You Know Nothing]

If you ever reproduce I'm signing up for that expedition to mars

Drag him.

 

[Jobbs]

If you ever reproduce I'm signing up for that expedition to mars

you have no idea how cool my baby will be, your loss

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Currently listening to: PEARS

Legit the best recent hardcore band. They're fucking rad as heck

He knows he plays second fiddle to DC comics and Coke.

Legit lol'd at this

EDIT: Do I say legit too much?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build

I was literally just talking to my friend about this

Vanderlyn: My best friend from middle/high school has a seven and a five year old now
Blues is Red: so he'll ask for one and if he doesn't get one he does tbat baby banshee screech
Vanderlyn: He's actually younger than me by half a year
Vanderlyn: how this happen
Blues is Red: LOL
Blues is Red: wow
Vanderlyn: I sit on PC and look at memes all day
Blues is Red: a 7 year old
Vanderlyn: WHAT IS LIFE
Blues is Red: so he had a kid when he was like
Blues is Red: 20?
Vanderlyn: Yeah
Blues is Red: My friend from college's little sister had a kid around the same time my brother did
Blues is Red: and she's like 22, but her husband is 20
Blues is Red: RIP your twenties
Blues is Red: I'm fine with being an uncle
Blues is Red: I don't want no kid
Blues is Red: how can I MMO all day otherwise
Blues is Red: The most active people in my FFXIV FC are like
Blues is Red: a pregnant 22 year old who already has a 2 year old
Blues is Red: a dude with a 3 year old kid and his brother
Blues is Red: and a 45 year old grandma whose daughter also plays
Blues is Red: I dunno how they even do it
Blues is Red: My brother barely has time to play stuff between a kid and work
Blues is Red: Let alone an MMO which takes all the time
Blues is Red: and I playlike 3 MMOs
Blues is Red: I was thinking today how many more games I'd beat/play if I didn't play MMOs
Blues is Red: I think part of my draw to MMOs is social, because I have become HERMIT
Vanderlyn: Yeah
Vanderlyn: When I was teaching I had no life
Vanderlyn: I can't imagine with a kid too
Blues is Red: My friend in MD sent me a bunch of texts today apologizing that he hasn't kept in touch
Blues is Red: He was like "I've been working so much that all I do when I get home is eat and sleep"
Blues is Red: what is that like, I wonder
Blues is Red: sometimes that's all I do anyway
Blues is Red: LOL
Vanderlyn: I've been in both situations
Vanderlyn: Yours and his
Vanderlyn: Ironically I was less deeply miserable while working
Vanderlyn: Even if I hated it sometimes
Vanderlyn: The worst year of my life was the year I took off between high school and college
Vanderlyn: That still feels like yesterday
Vanderlyn: time
Vanderlyn: is an illusion
Vanderlyn: I can't believe I've even graduated high school
Vanderlyn: I'M 27
Vanderlyn: WTFFFFFFFFFF
Blues is Red: I'm almost 30
Blues is Red: and half my twenties were spent like
Blues is Red: in high school mode
Blues is Red: minus high school
Blues is Red: so if college changed me at all
Blues is Red: it reverted when I got back from Japan
Vanderlyn: College drastically changed me for a while but - yeah
Vanderlyn: that
Vanderlyn: Instant reversion
Vanderlyn: I was kind of a dick in college
Vanderlyn: also an alcoholic
Blues is Red: I was afraid when I was in Japan of going back home because I kind of figured it would happen
Blues is Red: at first I was like
Blues is Red: GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE ASAP
Blues is Red: but now I'm so used to being at home that it doesn't matter
Vanderlyn: MEANWHILE IN MY ROOM, MEMES
Blues is Red: My bro left a couple years ago
Vanderlyn: AND GAF

I'd say fite me but no, that is not a battle I would win

Really though I do desperately want a family, kid, and stable job I like/money to live off of but that doesn't seem like it's going to happen ever. I'd love to have kids. I do like my nerd time though.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Legit lol'd at this

EDIT: Do I say legit too much?

Use deadass instead like all the other cool kids.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Use deadass instead like all the other cool kids.

No

I don't even know what it means

Am I not cool? D:

 

[You Know Nothing]

No

I don't even know what it means

Am I not cool? D:

It pretty much means serious/legit.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

No

I don't even know what it means

Am I not cool? D:

nah you're lit fam 💯

 

[marrec]

Babies are mostly a waste until they get to be little people and start developing personalities.

Don't get me wrong, I loved my kid when he was a baby, but in a weird ethereal biological way. Now that he's a little dude who like Terraria and The Flash I'm like "yessss"

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Posts that make me feel old, vol 37: ones containing 'deadass' and 'fan'.

Don't get me wrong, I loved my kid when he was a baby, but in a weird ethereal biological way. Now that he's a little dude who like Terraria and The Flash I'm like "yessss"

Yeah, I'm not interested in having a baby as such. Terrified, actually.

 

[You Know Nothing]

nah you're lit fam 💯

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It pretty much means serious/legit.

Yes, knowledge

Spoiler

Still not using it

nah you're lit fam 💯

Heeeeeeeeeelp

What happened to internet slang being simple and making sense :c

 

[Nerdkiller]

nah you're lit fam 💯

Mumble, grumble, young people dialect.

 

[Ceallach]

#dead




I keep suggesting we play CAH with one of our families, but this is met with unjustified scorn. :'(



He knows he plays second fiddle to DC comics and Coke.



You pulled your gun on those people, right?

I didn't carry when I was pregnant. Nothing fit right, I couldnt get my shoulder or tank holsters to sit right because my tits swelled up too much.

Is it weird if that sounds nice to me?

I don't want it to but somehow it does

What about perpetual questions about if you want a boy or girl or lots of retarded advice.

 

[FloatOn]

I think I want to adopt one day

 

[marrec]

Heeeeeeeeeelp

What happened to internet slang being simple and making sense :c

It's still simple and makes sense, it just passed you by while you sat around listening to emo and being bolshy

Spoiler

you know I'm just playin

 

[zeemumu]

Didn't know Kristen Stewart was bi

 

[Chuckie]

It's still simple and makes sense, it just passed you by while you sat around listening to emo and being bolshy

Yas queen! Throw that shade!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

RNH taking that L ������

Edit: y u no understand my slang emojis gaf

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It's still simple and makes sense, it just passed you by while you sat around listening to emo and being bolshy

Spoiler

you know I'm just playin

I'm bolshy? I don't try to be bolshy D:

Spoiler

...what does bolshy mean? Does it have anything to do with the bolsheviks?

EDIT: OH GOOD IGNORANCE AND COMMUNISM, THE BEST TOP OF THE PAGE COMBINATION

 

[SolVanderlyn]

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ayyy

 

[Clydefrog]

Really though I do desperately want a family, kid, and stable job I like/money to live off of but that doesn't seem like it's going to happen ever. I'd love to have kids. I do like my nerd time though.

Da da!