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[Clydefrog]

rocket leaguing

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm so close to the finish line yet so far!

:negman:

 

[Clydefrog]

let's see how laggy i get in rocket league

https://www.twitch.tv/clivefrog

 

[You Know Nothing]

My perpetual state of nipple rigidity.

 

[Clydefrog]

so mad

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

im drunk agaom

ask me anything

 

[You Know Nothing]

"Oh, and Johnson?"

Johnson turns around before leaving.

"Yes, sir?"

"Let's make sure the characters are unlikeable bores and the story is a fucking snooze. Can you take that down?"

"I'm on it, sir."

Uncharted's characters aren't unlikable bores tho.

The problem is you!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

elena is very nice

 

[Clydefrog]

im drunk agaom

ask me anything

the lewdest place i ever had sex was in a car. i'm sure you can one-up me with a good story?

 

[FUME5]

im drunk agaom

ask me anything

Why are you fixing planes.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

the lewdest place i ever had sex was in a car. i'm sure you can one-up me with a good story?

i almost had sex once in the back of this dude's mini van when I was 19. it was awkward because he ended up being in my class the next year.

i actually haven't done anything crazy myself, but one time i found a used condom that someone had blown up and left in the laundry room.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why are you fixing planes.

because i wanted to get the fuck out of my house. when i got my job, i also requested like...four or five intelligence jobs. see, how the AF does it, you make a top ten list of jobs you'd like to do that you qualify for with your recruiter, and each month a list comes out with all available jobs. when i got my job, five of the intel jobs i wanted were available, but i had also put this down because i scored wicked high on this section for some reason, and lo and behold, this is what i got.

i could have waited around for intelligence but fuck that, i was so sick of living at home. now i kind of regret it, but i hear intelligence also sucks balls because you sit in a room without your phone for like 12 hours a day so maybe it kind of worked out?

 

[FUME5]

the lewdest place i ever had sex was in a car. i'm sure you can one-up me with a good story?

Toecutter Joe walked into the room at 3 am, went to pass out on the couch, saw me and the girl, grumbled "so that's how it is" and went to sleep.

 

[Jobbs]

the lewdest place i ever had sex was in a car. i'm sure you can one-up me with a good story?

In the butt

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

cmon people don't waste this golden opportunity

 

[FUME5]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to Ceallachs next post.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

what happened with ceal

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm also drunk. Ask me anything,

I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to Ceallachs next post.

I'm fearing it tbh.

 

[FUME5]

cmon people don't waste this golden opportunity

Current fantasy.

 

[trab pu kcip]

did she go to the sex thing? :0

 

[FUME5]

When you buy that sleek vibe she suggested, what setting is trabski.

 

[trab pu kcip]

When you buy that sleek vibe she suggested, what setting is trabski.

wat?

 

[FUME5]

wat?

In keeping with the cat theme, I'd guess it's more purr than torque.

 

[Clydefrog]

TRAB'S HERE

hi trab

edit: all my twitch recordings are getting muted because of copyrighted audio, jesus

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Current fantasy.

being cuddled and appreciated

Spoiler

normally i'm like...kinda dominant....but i've always wanted to try being tied down / completely powerless as they do whatever they want to me. i like the idea of a role shift. and i promise this isn't because of 50 shades

When you buy that sleek vibe she suggested, what setting is trabski.

Um trab is worth more than some technology enabled fap session

 

[Clydefrog]

i've never had anal sex and i don't really care to try it, unless she's really rearing for it. i dunno

 

[You Know Nothing]

being cuddled and appreciated

Spoiler

normally i'm like...kinda dominant....but i've always wanted to try being tied down / completely powerless as they do whatever they want to me. i like the idea of a role shift. and i promise this isn't because of 50 shades

Um... this is a mess because it's an exact mirror of me. I can't.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't understand anything FUME5 said. I just wanna know if Ceallach went to fuck around with her friend :c

TRAB'S HERE

hi trab

edit: all my twitch recordings are getting muted because of copyrighted audio, jesus

CLYDE'S HERE

hi clyde

 

[Xiao Hu]

I thought Clyde was gay

 

[FUME5]

.

Bind you and then whisper sweet somethings in your ear.

I see.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I thought Clyde was gay

you can't have everyone! leave us some

 

[You Know Nothing]

I thought Clyde was gay

If only.

 

[Clydefrog]

I thought Clyde was gay

whoa, weird. I thought you were gay too!

 

[FUME5]

I thought Clyde was gay

He loves cock. PM him yours.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Um... this is a mess because it's an exact mirror of me. I can't.

bithc.........

 

[Jobbs]

I've been cuffed once

 

[DrM]

i've never had anal sex and i don't really care to try it, unless she's really rearing for it. i dunno

maybe you will miss the right hole in the dark

 

[Xiao Hu]

you can't have everyone! leave us some

You can join of course

whoa, weird. I thought you were gay too!

He loves cock. PM him yours.

::begins the long process of mounting my enormous magnum dong into proper position::

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

elena is very nice

What is Drake's rating on the Daddy scale in the epilogue?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What is Drake's rating on the Daddy scale in the epilogue?

 

[Clydefrog]

CLYDE'S HERE

hi clyde

trab pls. these are very personal stickers we can't share with this group.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I really want to get to the epilogue for supreme daddy Drake tbh.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

fuck im sitting here watching pokemon tcg on twitch and just lowkey wondering why im doing this to myself

 

[FUME5]

fuck im sitting here watching pokemon tcg on twitch and just lowkey wondering why im doing this to myself

Watch La Haine for fucks sake.

 

[trab pu kcip]

trab pls. these are very personal stickers we can't share with this group.

::sad fox::

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Watch La Haine for fucks sake.

im too drunk for anything serious

 

[trab pu kcip]

im too drunk for anything serious

my experience with guys tbh

 

[FUME5]

im too drunk for anything serious

Fair enough, it is black and white and subtitled.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

my experience with guys tbh

my experience with life tbh

 

[Clydefrog]

I hate playing Jenga