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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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FloatOn

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Whatever the circumstances or history, this is a pretty shitty way to approach a possible relationship. I hope you're able to get over that sometime.

Maybe I will. Once I got divorced I promised myself that I wouldn't settle or compromise on who I get involved with romantically like I did with my ex-wife.
 

Jobbs

Banned
they couldn't wait one week to release it on July 4th? I know that'd be a Monday but come on!

and yeah you were quite close, although changing an æ sound to a short i sound is pretty uncouth.




song makes me think of Hit Girl :)

I was imagining it with a scottish accent and a tapped R... Aith-b'dick

Maybe I will. Once I got divorced I promised myself that I wouldn't settle or compromise on who I get involved with romantically like I did with my ex-wife.

dude you have a house.. that's like such a huge advantage when it comes to luring girls to your house

take advantage
 
Maybe I will. Once I got divorced I promised myself that I wouldn't settle or compromise on who I get involved with romantically like I did with my ex-wife.

Okay. But Float, surely you understand the difference between being emotionally guarded and just plain being a narcissistic ass?
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Maybe I will. Once I got divorced I promised myself that I wouldn't settle or compromise on who I get involved with romantically like I did with my ex-wife.

Okay but that doesn't mean romance is dead any more than Prince's passing means music is dead. It's unfortunate, but we'll move on.

What Lil said. You can use your past experiences to just know if or when you should back away from a girl/boy/relationship before it becomes negative.

Rather than looking at every opportunity as "No, unless", look at is as "Yes, until". And leave that until as an if.
 

FloatOn

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dude you have a house.. that's like such a huge advantage when it comes to luring girls to your house

take advantage

I also have to be at my office 40 hours a week and my college 8 hours a week. And also time for homework. Oh and then there is the issue of the kidney failure where I have to hook up to a god damn machine every night (until I get my transplant).

It's not a very sexy situation
 

Jobbs

Banned
I also have to be at my office 40 hours a week and my college 8 hours a week. And also time for homework. Oh and then there is the issue of the kidney failure where I have to hook up to a god damn machine every night (until I get my transplant).

It's not a very sexy situation

yeah, that's pretty awful, I don't envy that, but I do admire all the shit you're going through to improve your situation. I couldn't do that much stuff. Not even close

Okay but that doesn't mean romance is dead any more than Prince's passing means music is dead. It's unfortunate, but we'll move on.

I think romance barely noticed and won't slow down for a hot minnesota second while a bunch of weirdos on the internet claim to be crying all night over it
 

Halcyon

Member
I also have to be at my office 40 hours a week and my college 8 hours a week. And also time for homework. Oh and then there is the issue of the kidney failure where I have to hook up to a god damn machine every night (until I get my transplant).

It's not a very sexy situation


I lived with my grandmother how sexy do you think that was.
 
I also have to be at my office 40 hours a week and my college 8 hours a week. And also time for homework. Oh and then there is the issue of the kidney failure where I have to hook up to a god damn machine every night (until I get my transplant).

It's not a very sexy situation
*points to my self-pity post from earlier because I can't be bothered typing it out again*
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
yeah, that's pretty awful, I don't envy that, but I do admire all the shit you're going through to improve your situation. I couldn't do that much stuff. Not even close



I think romance barely noticed and won't slow down for a hot minnesota second while a bunch of weirdos on the internet claim to be crying all night over it

Is this a common phrase or do you just like it?

I've never heard it here in MN.
 

A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Nothing wrong with putting romance on the back burner for the time being. It doesn't have to be priority all the damn time.
 

FloatOn

Member
Okay but that doesn't mean romance is dead any more than Prince's passing means music is dead. It's unfortunate, but we'll move on.

Yeah, I'm happy for you and others that are able to enjoy it right now. It's just for me, the one girl that I thought would actually be worth it bailed on this town for NYC. Maybe I'll meet someone, maybe I won't. I certainly don't have the time right now,

I mean, I've barely even played dark souls 3.

*points to my self-pity post from earlier because I can't be bothered typing it out again*

If you can't bother to quote it I'm not going to seek it out. My impression of your situation is dramatically different than mine however. I don't pity myself or tell myself that I'm weird or whatever self loathing thing you do.

I'm doubling my efforts to be a better person and as such I literally don't have time for shitty substandard girls.
 
Yeah, I'm happy for you and others that are able to enjoy it right now. It's just for me, the one girl that I thought would actually be worth it bailed on this town for NYC.

You need to get a grip on your emotions, because right now "she wasn't worth my energy because she decided to move when that wasn't convenient for me" is not cutting it.
 

SystemBug

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Don't have any recent pics online,
but this one was from me skiing a couple years ago... :p
I just want to see your city is fucking beautiful man. Went there for a job interview around November.

And man romance isn't dead.

This is coming from a somebody who hasn't even got lucky enough to make out with a girl lmao. You just gotta look at that neogaf slogan and take those words to heart
 

Jobbs

Banned
Is this a common phrase or do you just like it?

I've never heard it here in MN.

I don't know why that phrase is stuck in my brain. Maybe I invented it. I don't know. I've been saying it for years though.

it'll work out for us lonely souls. and if not we'll all marry each other. group love hippie style.

DaKo5LL.jpg
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Yeah, I'm happy for you and others that are able to enjoy it right now. It's just for me, the one girl that I thought would actually be worth it bailed on this town for NYC. Maybe I'll meet someone, maybe I won't. I certainly don't have the time right now,

I mean, I've barely even played dark souls 3.



If you can't bother to quote it I'm not going to seek it out. My impression of your situation is dramatically different than mine however. I don't pity myself or tell myself that I'm weird or whatever self loathing thing you do.

I'm doubling my efforts to be a better person and as such I literally don't have time for shitty substandard girls.

Bro, you should add this to your list of things that will better yourself.
That's a terrible way to look at girls, and people in general.
 
If you can't bother to quote it I'm not going to seek it out. My impression of your situation is dramatically different than mine however. I don't pity myself or tell myself that I'm weird or whatever self loathing thing you do.

I'm doubling my efforts to be a better person and as such I literally don't have time for shitty substandard girls.
I'm on mobile

And it was more of a "hey this is probably less sexy so there's that" more than anything else

Wasn't meant as any sort of insult
 

FloatOn

Member
Bro, you should add this to your list of things that will better yourself.
That's a terrible way to look at girls, and people in general.

Yeah. It's certainly not the nicest thing to say.

I do try to not be such a tremendous asshole most of the time.

This time last year I was waaaay worse. Even Christmas time was bad for me. Like I had this irrational hatred of people that decorated their cars like reindeer.
 

Halcyon

Member
Everybody enjoy their Friday nights calm down and relax find your own version of Hitler nurse to fuck do something nice for somebody take a moment for yourself have a laugh sit out in the sun.


Hal out.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Ohio is for lovers

I'm trying to turn this revelation into a colonoscopy joke but I only have colon and copy working for me. It's so close but so far.

dude one time someone posted a GLORIOUS gif of tom hanks from some movie (I think one of those dumb da vinci code things? not sure) looking through papers to frantically figure something out.

it was the best gif ever and I never saved it and I've never managed to re-find it

Have fun on your date Jobbs :)

thanks =) I'm sure I will, but I have to be dragged into having fun. I naturally tend towards sitting around doing nothing, sitting around bullshitting, or sitting around bullshitting and doing nothing. Or staring blankly.

Everybody enjoy their Friday nights calm down and relax find your own version of Hitler nurse to fuck do something nice for somebody take a moment for yourself have a laugh sit out in the sun.


Hal out.

peace bruh =) hug the baby for me

Social anxiety exists on the internet too

And that's not 100% true there was that Christian rock discussion remember

Also why are you quoting me and then talking like you're talking to someone about me that's weird

haha you're a piece of work. you're awesome
 
Everybody enjoy their Friday nights calm down and relax find your own version of Hitler nurse to fuck do something nice for somebody take a moment for yourself have a laugh sit out in the sun.


Hal out.

Thanks Hal! Enjoy wifey and Evy this weekend.

dude one time someone posted a GLORIOUS gif of tom hanks from some movie (I think one of those dumb da vinci code things? not sure) looking through papers to frantically figure something out.

it was the best gif ever and I never saved it and I've never managed to re-find it

hmm, I would have chosen the Gandalf Minas Tirith moment instead

gandalf-library.gif
 

MutFox

Banned
I just want to see your city is fucking beautiful man. Went there for a job interview around November.

And man romance isn't dead.

This is coming from a somebody who hasn't even got lucky enough to make out with a girl lmao. You just gotta look at that neogaf slogan and take those words to heart

Interview here eh?
Still thinking of wanting to move here?

Also, making out with a girl the first time is awesome.
Just be confident, and don't let 2-3 dates go by before you try for a kiss. (My personal opinion)
 

SystemBug

Member
Interview here eh?
Still thinking of wanting to move here
It would have been just for the summer . I interviewed for an internship position. Who knows maybe in the future if I can get a job there . The company I'm being interviewed for right now has their main production office in Vancouver and have recently expanded to Toronto so maybe if I get the job and do well there this summer I might be able to come back the following year and request a change of scenery.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
this is such bullshit. the nanosecond you saw a living breathing vagina in front of you you'd cry and run

I've seen straight porn before. Im not terrified of the vaginas unless they look stretched out enough to look like a turkey neck.
 
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