Jesus, get a room
I don't like slopabottomus guys.
Jesus, get a room
I don't like slopabottomus guys.
slapobottomus is better
slapobottomus is better
also I did this but then my friend called me so I forgot to post it
slapobottomus is better
I love it when porn appears on my dash
Reblogging a prayer for you rn.
Don't kinkshame me
You like Taylor Swift so your post doesnt affect me.
I love it when porn appears on my dash
My kink is pretending not to have any kinks.
Tell me about it. I pulled my calf while working out at the gym yesterday and I had to lie down on the gym floor like an idiot while the medic got me some ice.Good, good, very good.
Something on my left side of the body close to the stomach hurts like a bitch.
My friend was supposed to be over for Fellowship twenty minutes ago but her haircut is going long, so instead I'm going to post these innuendo charged GIFs.
Oh good, Bundlestars took the money and then didn't give me the Steam key. That's the last time I pay for something on there without going through Paypal. So now I've e-mailed them the situation and I won't be getting a reply until Monday at the earliest. FUCKERS.
These fucking boys I swear
My room is sandwiched between two dudebros who sit the fuck RIGHT OUTSIDE my room and smoke and play loud ass music and talk about random shit and they're so loud omg I just wanna sleep
Someone marry me so I can get the fuck out of the dorms
Tell me about it. I pulled my calf while working out at the gym yesterday and I had to lie down on the gym floor like an idiot while the medic got me some ice.
I succumbed to peer pressure.
Someone marry me so I can get the fuck out of the dorms
Let's get gay married, then you can collect BAH and I can get family sep pay.
Let's get gay married, then you can collect BAH and I can get family sep pay.
Thats what happens when you call Vroom Vroom era trash.
I'm pretty sure You Know Nothing would be open for a fake marriage.
This is how that Adam Sandler movie started.
I'd do it again if given the choice!
But you guys are twins. What the fuck!?Bitch you'd marry me because you love me don't lie
This is how a lot of rom coms start. Then Ceallach's gonna start falling for Em for real and Em's gonna fall for her Alycia's gonna show up on base and seduce Em and Ceallach's gonna see it and they're gonna have a fight, then they'll separate for a while and get their lives together until Ceallach's about to go back out to sea so Em runs to the boat to tell her that she loves her and we're left to assume that everything worked out but in the end we really know that Katherine Heigl's not getting her career back.
I'm sorry but Alycia wouldn't even have to seduce me I'd see her and be like "yes".
Yeah but then she'd take off her face and it'd be Katherine Heigl who somehow orchestrated your life's events up until this point in an effort to star in a rom com again.
I'm sorry but Alycia wouldn't even have to seduce me I'd see her and be like "yes".
Does our marriage mean nothing to you?
It's never too early to be a slut for Alycia Debnam-Carey.
Anytime before 2:30 is too early.
I get over a lot of my celebrity crushes
Feelings and personal investments are like horcruxes. They take a little out of you each time.
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY OR TOO LATE
I'm going back to bed bye
I'm 69'ing this thread
or I'm now Austrailian
ever heard of the thatcher effect?
it's harder to see details on an upside down face, your mind makes a lot of assumptions, and as an additional effect in many cases this actually means many people look more appealing/attractive upside down
ever heard of the thatcher effect?
it's harder to see details on an upside down face, your mind makes a lot of assumptions, and as an additional effect in many cases this actually means people look more appealing/attractive upside down
the above example is just quick and dirty and not necesail the best example because Im sturggling to put this together, but it's a thing
Why are you typing on this thread you should be romancing HN
Bitch you'd marry me because you love me don't lie