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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Can I have this mysterious power that makes everyone hit on you? Share me your secrets, Khaleesi.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Can I have this mysterious power that makes everyone hit on you? Share me your secrets, Khaleesi.

I'm really really really good at Super Punch-Out. Like, so good that even after not playing it in a decade I was able to roll right through it without being knocked down.

Any time someone hits on me I assume it's related to my SPO skills.
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Having a blast from the past power metal evening

Now all you sinners
This is the prophecy
the revelation of your own destiny
Sleep well and dream on
The dream that you have sold
And now my brothers,
this world is slowly getting cold
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Being single and attractive
Curse these restrictive requirements! This is, unfortunately, not something you can acquire through effort. Genetics, you fickle master.

I'm really really really good at Super Punch-Out. Like, so good that even after not playing it in a decade I was able to roll right through it without being knocked down.

Any time someone hits on me I assume it's related to my SPO skills.
Dude I would be swimming in women if this was the case
 

Jobbs

Banned
Women are exceedingly good at detecting desperation and to most of them it's extremely unappealing to the point of disgust. I don't know if that's what you're projecting, I'm not saying that, but if you are experiencing it then learn to either not experience it or learn to completely mask it beyond their detection abilities.
 

zeemumu

Member
Can I have this mysterious power that makes everyone hit on you? Share me your secrets, Khaleesi.

There's a price. You'll have more people wanting to date you but most of them will be people that you don't want to date and might turn hostile if you don't want to go out with them.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Life according to Jobbs

Guy: Hey baby, watch this.

gfs_47175_2_10.jpg


Girl:

tumblr_no1d3zIVup1uui2hmo1_500.gif
 

Jobbs

Banned
Life according to Jobbs

Guy: Hey baby, watch this.

gfs_47175_2_10.jpg


Girl:

tumblr_no1d3zIVup1uui2hmo1_500.gif

Hah, but she's not going to be impressed that you beat Gabby Jay. That's the first guy. If you can at least beat Hoy Quarlow it might start to get her motor going.

And my nieces are coming over to watch Ghibli. Time to pick a movie!
 
Attractive is optional. Heck they dont even need to know what you look like

wait a minute do we not know what you look like? how have I never noticed that?

(it's okay, I respect your privacy)


Step 1: be a girl
Step 2: shitpost on www.neogaf.com
Step 3: make stupid videos
Step 4: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Wait what the fuck I'm attractive?????? Since when

attractiveness is more than really fine cheekbones and flawless skin complexion or whatever. Not all fashion models are attractive and not all attractive people are a model of physical beauty.


It's a daily struggle

So tiresome telling average people no all the time

that's why you develop more creative ways to let people down
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
It's a daily struggle

So tiresome telling average people no all the time
I wonder how many attractive people have legitimately thought this to themselves.

I bet the answer is a lot. Even if they wouldn't admit it to themselves.
 

Misha

Banned
wait a minute do we not know what you look like? how have I never noticed that?

(it's okay, I respect your privacy)

Yup. I did fakepic but not real pic. I plan on it sometime but I'm rarely happy with any of my pics and I'm not exactly at my peak in looks anyway

though that statement wasn't referring to here. Don't think I got hit on once here and its nice after the last message board I used
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Yup. I did fakepic but not real pic. I plan on it sometime but I'm rarely happy with any of my pics and I'm not exactly at my peak in looks anyway

though that statement wasn't referring to here. Don't think I got hit on once here and its nice after the last message board I used
hey

nice avatar

I like your posts.

please respond.
 
attractiveness is more than really fine cheekbones and flawless skin complexion or whatever. Not all fashion models are attractive and not all attractive people are a model of physical beauty.

Idk I just think I'm kinda average

I mean I definitely have a better personality than looks but who honestly cares about that these days lmao
 

AcridMeat

Banned
FB showed me a picture of me and my boy at pax east 2014 and it's one of the only times where I look stupid goofy from happiness*

*while sober.

It's a shame he lives on the east coast.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
FB showed me a picture of me and my boy at pax east 2014 and it's one of the only times where I look stupid goofy from happiness*

*while sober.

It's a shame he lives on the east coast.
My friend just posted pictures from PAX 2016 and he looks stupidly happy.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
That conference is great. I've met so so so so so many awesome people over the years at those events and meets surrounding. Hopefully I can go to prime in August. Haven't been to Seattle in almost 3 years, and a pax for 2.

Also I'm getting annoyed at these connection errors for GAF on desktop.
 

Jobbs

Banned
How was your date?

Good, thanks! She actually stayed over and was here until not long ago. She went to visit her grandparents and I took a nothanks on tagging along.

The kids are coming over and I'm going to forcefeed them another Ghibli movie. I'm thinking Princess Mononoke because they love wolves. They'll freak when they see Ichi and Nii!
 

zeemumu

Member
I've never been to either PAX. I like to someday. Maybe I'll even officially get into the industry and finally attend E3. Ideas for the future
Good, thanks! She actually stayed over and was here until not long ago. She went to visit her grandparents and I took a nothanks on tagging along.

The kids are coming over and I'm going to forcefeed them another Ghibli movie. I'm thinking Princess Mononoke because they love wolves. They'll freak when they see Ichi and Nii!
I've always wanted to see Princess Mononoke but 1 and 2 as wolf names is a little dumb.
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Had 3 beers and 5 shots of schnapps and now I am quite drunk to be honest, so I will go to bed before I dive into depressive state of loneliness

stay frosty

drm out
 

Jobbs

Banned
I've never been to either PAX. I like to someday. Maybe I'll even officially get into the industry and finally attend E3. Ideas for the future

I've always wanted to see Princess Mononoke but 1 and 2 as wolf names is a little dumb.

I don't know that that's their name, that's just what a site referred to them as when I looked it up. It may be because they don't properly have names assigned. I can't remember.
 
My boyfriend's coming over because he wants to see me "at work". I don't work well with people watching me but I love him so I said he could. This should be interesting...
 
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Deleted member 10571

Unconfirmed Member
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/bufko

There. Friend picked the name -.- Just used the GAF pic I'm currently using and avoided inline skating. I'm not at home and I desperately need good and recent pics, and also I'm really not good at filling out those text boxes ;_;

Doesn't help that I'm in Germany, but I'm fine with English speaking peeps as well, as there are many in Hamburg. Should I keep it multilanguage? What did I miss? Also I wonder if I should leave it at "near me", since I'm somewhat also fine with "not near me" for a start.

This sounds like I care about it way more than I actually do -.-
 

Jobbs

Banned
My boyfriend's coming over because he wants to see me "at work". I don't work well with people watching me but I love him so I said he could. This should be interesting...

Why are you at work on a Saturday? Or do you mean your own pursuits?

Speaking for myself and my own work, I have a lot of trouble getting things done while being watched. I become very self conscious about my process.

I fail at life.

No you don't! No big deal.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I hate doing stuff while being watched. I can't even work out in the same room as other people. Public gyms are a nightmare.

The irony is that I'm a teacher

I also found a picture of non-bearded young bufbaf which looks surprisingly creepy and horrifying.
My honest opinion is that you look better now.
 
Why are you at work on a Saturday? Or do you mean your own pursuits?

Speaking for myself and my own work, I have a lot of trouble getting things done while being watched. I become very self conscious about my process.

I'm doing a bunch of illustrating. Fortunately it's mostly technical work, not creative or inventive.
 
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