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I'm gonna have sex on Saturday. It will be a glorious 12 seconds.
this is something I'm working on
I have the german efficiency genes + she looks really good
..still jealous.
I'm gonna have sex on Saturday. It will be a glorious 12 seconds.
this is something I'm working on
I have the german efficiency genes + she looks really good
sex... lol
like it fucking matters
I said those nice things because you're those nice things don't worry about it!haha aw <3 I only wanted you to confirm my accent! you da best.
how'd your date go? tell me if I shall tell her nice things about you too and I will!
If you were here I would let you touch the darkness inside meand see how much it matters.with your dick
tru. theres only one reason to be in a relationship:
jesus man
contain yourself
..still jealous.
tru. theres only one reason to be in a relationship:
sex... lol
like it fucking matters
I fucking love what's going on the thread right now.
And yes Trab is as hot/adorable as you think dragonz. I never thought her accent sounded French to me though.
The reason for this post: in a Noah's bagels and schmear is the worst word ever. I don't care about moist, shmear sounds like shit.
tru. theres only one reason to be in a relationship:
Oh god there's a joke here but I can't quite pull it together goddamnitfuckshit
Who needs two kidneys anyway.but baf... here's what I suggest. Go to a hospital and hang out until something follows you home. it's better than okcupid and tinder combined. I call it okhospital.
Fucking matters.
:,)I said those nice things because you're those nice things don't worry about it!
It went well, she seems to be into me because she was really anxious to pay and so I'm getting the next one.
Trab, joy division was playing at the place we went to and she said oh I know/like this song (didn't know name or that it was joy division). When i linked it to her after the date she was like "oh I guess I'm a joy division fan."
So the world is pulling for this too I think. Haha
Back twerk
Who needs two kidneys anyway.
"Sex is like oxygen— it doesn't matter unless you're not getting any."
Who needs two kidneys anyway.
It's to have someone to play co-op with and to constantly make fun of you.
... hmm, sounds like GAF. I guess I'm a polygamist.
can't believe I said I had to get to work and I'm still sitting here stairng at the neogaf monitor (one of my three monitors is pretty much dedicated to it, which may be a mistake)
but baf... here's what I suggest. Go to a hospital and hang out until something follows you home. it's better than okcupid and tinder combined. I call it okhospital.
Nurses are hot*, that is correct.
* young ones, we have only old hags here at local medical station
Aw. Don't worry about me, I'm fine Not sunken into hopeless desperation yetbut checking out where the nearest hospitals are just in case
Definitely the plan, she revealed that she'd rather lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV so .:,)
glad to hear it went well! you better show her more awesome music she will be into :3 but stupid German here: what's up with the sad twerk? wat does eet mean?
:: gives you kidney ::
Fucking matters.
And not stupid German, just my own dumb wordplay. I call work twerk now. Back twerk = back to work.
Definitely the plan, she revealed that she'd rather lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV so .
And not stupid German, just my own dumb wordplay. I call work twerk now. Back twerk = back to work.
Not true.. I was celibate for about 10 months and it got to me only rarely
when i play borderlands coop with my friends, i just run through all the enemies and aggro them and then phase walk and run past so my friends have to fight them all. i'm nice enough to activate a checkpoint so when they die they catch up though
Definitely the plan, she revealed that she'd rather lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV so .
I'm gonna have sex on Saturday. It will be a glorious 12 seconds.
My butt is being taken advantage of.
Do you have to plan sex now that you have a kid?
I'm force twerking against my will. I want my twerks to be my own.
My butt is being taken advantage of.
Do you have to plan sex now that you have a kid?
I'm tired and feel garbo I'm going to get into bed and listen to Night Vale goodnight
No!
She's finally healed up enough to take the D.
fun fact: I took a pole dancing class once (I sucked) and the instructor looked exactly like Daisy Ridley!
daisy ridley is too fine
fun fact: I took a pole dancing class once (I sucked) and the instructor looked exactly like Daisy Ridley!
I'll have to be the jobbs of the moment and say: no they don't
Was your instructor Keira Knightley?a lot of people think the two look the same
Trab pole dancing?
HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BAND
Dan Bond formerly of Apologies, I Have None, Conor Mackie formerly of Calvinball and Bob Barrett currently of Great Cynics
Man I've missed Dan's voice on songs
Ok now I'm going to bed
my little sister does that
I genuinely would like to try the pole dancing workout but I am nervous about looking silly.