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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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Misha

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sex... lol

like it fucking matters

tru. theres only one reason to be in a relationship:

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zeemumu

Member
It's getting awfully flirty in here. I'll let you two have the thread to yourselves for a while ;)

I'll see you all later. Gonna go adventure for a while.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
haha aw <3 :) I only wanted you to confirm my accent! you da best. :D
how'd your date go? tell me if I shall tell her nice things about you too and I will!
I said those nice things because you're those nice things don't worry about it!

It went well, she seems to be into me because she was really anxious to pay and so I'm getting the next one.

Trab, joy division was playing at the place we went to and she said oh I know/like this song (didn't know name or that it was joy division). When i linked it to her after the date she was like "oh I guess I'm a joy division fan."

So the world is pulling for this too I think. Haha

Back twerk :(
 

Jobbs

Banned
..still jealous.

can't believe I said I had to get to work and I'm still sitting here stairng at the neogaf monitor (one of my three monitors is pretty much dedicated to it, which may be a mistake)

but baf... here's what I suggest. Go to a hospital and hang out until something follows you home. it's better than okcupid and tinder combined. I call it okhospital.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
I fucking love what's going on the thread right now.

And yes Trab is as hot/adorable as you think dragonz. I never thought her accent sounded French to me though.

The reason for this post: in a Noah's bagels and schmear is the worst word ever. I don't care about moist, shmear sounds like shit.

Schmear is a horrific word for something food related.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I wish GAF could be my sugar daddy and pay for the shit I want. Then I wouldn't need a BF.
sarcasm... or not? Hmmm
 
I said those nice things because you're those nice things don't worry about it!

It went well, she seems to be into me because she was really anxious to pay and so I'm getting the next one.

Trab, joy division was playing at the place we went to and she said oh I know/like this song (didn't know name or that it was joy division). When i linked it to her after the date she was like "oh I guess I'm a joy division fan."

So the world is pulling for this too I think. Haha

Back twerk :(
:,)
glad to hear it went well! you better show her more awesome music she will be into :3 but stupid German here: what's up with the sad twerk? wat does eet mean?
 

Misha

Banned
It's to have someone to play co-op with and to constantly make fun of you.


... hmm, sounds like GAF. I guess I'm a polygamist.

when i play borderlands coop with my friends, i just run through all the enemies and aggro them and then phase walk and run past so my friends have to fight them all. i'm nice enough to activate a checkpoint so when they die they catch up though
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Nurses are hot*, that is correct.

* young ones, we have only old hags here at local medical station
 
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can't believe I said I had to get to work and I'm still sitting here stairng at the neogaf monitor (one of my three monitors is pretty much dedicated to it, which may be a mistake)

but baf... here's what I suggest. Go to a hospital and hang out until something follows you home. it's better than okcupid and tinder combined. I call it okhospital.

Aw. Don't worry about me, I'm fine :) Not sunken into hopeless desperation yet
but checking out where the nearest hospitals are just in case
 

Jobbs

Banned
Nurses are hot*, that is correct.

* young ones, we have only old hags here at local medical station

don't talk about nurses (or anyone!) that way >:|

Aw. Don't worry about me, I'm fine :) Not sunken into hopeless desperation yet
but checking out where the nearest hospitals are just in case

Find one and ask her to check you for lumps, that's been working for me
 

AcridMeat

Banned
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glad to hear it went well! you better show her more awesome music she will be into :3 but stupid German here: what's up with the sad twerk? wat does eet mean?
Definitely the plan, she revealed that she'd rather lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV so :D.

And not stupid German, just my own dumb wordplay. I call work twerk now. Back twerk = back to work.
 
Definitely the plan, she revealed that she'd rather lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV so :D.

And not stupid German, just my own dumb wordplay. I call work twerk now. Back twerk = back to work.

ooh that sounds like something cute you could do together some time!

haha and I wondered why you would be sad about your back suddenly starting to twerk. or her back twerking. this all makes more sense now.
 
Not true.. I was celibate for about 10 months and it got to me only rarely

I imagine it would get easier but the first few weeks must be awful. I know I start going crazy around day 10.

when i play borderlands coop with my friends, i just run through all the enemies and aggro them and then phase walk and run past so my friends have to fight them all. i'm nice enough to activate a checkpoint so when they die they catch up though

"with friends like these"

Definitely the plan, she revealed that she'd rather lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV so :D.

Sounds like a keeper!
 
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Was your instructor Keira Knightley?
a lot of people think the two look the same
I'll have to be the jobbs of the moment and say: no they don't
Trab pole dancing?

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haha it's actually a great workout! but I wasn't fit enough. requires a lot of strength etc.

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BAND

Dan Bond formerly of Apologies, I Have None, Conor Mackie formerly of Calvinball and Bob Barrett currently of Great Cynics

Man I've missed Dan's voice on songs

Ok now I'm going to bed

oh neat
 
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