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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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Jobbs

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he always had a way with words

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the only thing I enjoy about the prequels is the emperor in episode 3. he's so funny and entertaining... plus he's the only character in the movie who doesn't seem like a robot
 
Lucas edited out all of the good romance scenes from ep2. Seriously there's like 20 minutes of stuff where Anakin meets Padme's family and shit and it's actually kind of sweet.


Feel old yet?
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no
almost all of my remembered life happened after ep1 came out, so it might as well have been the beginning of time as far as I'm concerned
 

zeemumu

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the only thing I enjoy about the prequels is the emperor in episode 3. he's so funny and entertaining... plus he's the only character in the movie who doesn't seem like a robot

That's because he's the only character who looks like they're having fun. Everyone else looks miserable.

I like the idea of old people using the force to augment their abilities to be battle mages.
 

Misha

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the only thing I enjoy about the prequels is the emperor in episode 3. he's so funny and entertaining... plus he's the only character in the movie who doesn't seem like a robot
I've always maintained that he prequels are really about palpatine's rise to power and not anakin's. thats the actual interesting story going on
Feel old yet?

I'm younger than him by quite a few years so, no.
 

Halcyon

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Me and my buddy took our lightsabers to school and just kept them in our backpacks because we thought it was fun to swing them around on the way walking home from school.

We would have been in 11th grade.
 

zeemumu

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Me and my buddy took our lightsabers to school and just kept them in our backpacks because we thought it was fun to swing them around on the way walking home from school.

We would have been in 11th grade.

You might have gotten suspended/arrested for that at my old school.
 
Me and my buddy took our lightsabers to school and just kept them in our backpacks because we thought it was fun to swing them around on the way walking home from school.

We would have been in 11th grade.

That is fun! My siblings and I had so many lightsabers growing up. Basically every one that came out, we had at least one of. Then after one summer where we redid the plumbing in our yard we had a whole ton of PVC pipe that we'd cut to length and spray paint red or green.

Now I have one of those fancy LED ones that lights up sequentially.
 

Halcyon

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That is fun! My siblings and I had so many lightsabers growing up. Basically every one that came out, we had at least one of. Then after one summer where we redid the plumbing in our yard we had a whole ton of PVC pipe that we'd cut to length and spray paint red or green.

Now I have one of those fancy LED ones that lights up sequentially.

I have two of those and I used to own a custom build that cost me $1200.00. I learned how to make my own, but had to sell most of it when I got divorced.

It was a Vader's Vault Starkiller. It was like the ferarri of custom lightsabers at the time.

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SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
If I ever have a kid I want it to be a girl. I already have the name picked out - Charlotte. My future wife will just have to agree to that.
 

FloatOn

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regarding the office bbq lunch today

I'm a bit annoyed that they had sides that I'm no longer able to enjoy: baked beans, mac and cheese, slaw

would it had been such an ordeal to get some fucking green beans and a salad. jesus christ

My daughter is going to be too hot for you when she's of age. She will only date professional football players with the last name of Brady. Benny should be the right age by then.

whenever I think about a hot girl dating a football player I think of that movie the rules of attraction where jessica biel got fucked by the whole team.

I hope your daughter doesn't get fucked by a whole football team
 

Jobbs

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my younger niece likes episode 7 and rey but she's too much of a tom boy and too devoted to her various other interests to care much about dressing up like anything. she's adorable

If I ever have a kid I want it to be a girl. I already have the name picked out - Charlotte. My future wife will just have to agree to that.

Portrait of Ruin "ruined" Charlotte for me. If I hear the name I just instantly think of "Charlotte! Jonathan! Charlotte! Jonathan! Charlotte! Jonathan! Charlotte! Jonathan! Charlotte! Jonathan!Charlotte! Jonathan!Charlotte! Jonathan!" and it won't stop

I like the name Sapphira. Named after a dragon :p

or a stripper
 

Halcyon

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whenever I think about a hot girl dating a football player I think of that movie the rules of attraction where jessica biel got fucked by the whole team.

I hope your daughter doesn't get fucked by a whole football team


We can only hope Float. We can only hope.


Jessica Biel used to be my number 1 in the spank bank.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I also like the name Sophie but I don't think I'd ever be able to convince my baby mama to go with that.
This is actually my second choice, haha
 

zeemumu

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whenever I think about a hot girl dating a football player I think of that movie the rules of attraction where jessica biel got fucked by the whole team.

I hope your daughter doesn't get fucked by a whole football team

Reminds me of this abstinence video they showed us in high school where the concept of virginity was represented by shoes and the guy's shoes are all pristine and the girl's shoes were all fucked up and the guy said that it looked like the whole football team had been in those shoes.
 

marrec

Banned
Reminds me of this abstinence video they showed us in high school where the concept of virginity was represented by shoes and the guy's shoes are all pristine and the girl's shoes were all fucked up and the guy said that it looked like the whole football team had been in those shoes.

What a mess.

having a child in these dark times is one of the most selfish things a human can do.

Listen, having a child in any moment in history is selfish, who else am I gunna get to mow the damn lawn?
 
Reminds me of this abstinence video they showed us in high school where the concept of virginity was represented by shoes and the guy's shoes are all pristine and the girl's shoes were all fucked up and the guy said that it looked like the whole football team had been in those shoes.

Ayy lmao.

We had something like that in middle school. But it was passing around a piece of clear tape that got dirtier and dirtier. Equal opportunity for slut shaming boys and girls at least.
 

FloatOn

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I'm just joking guys. Procreate away, it will only expedite the drain on our natural resources that much quicker thus wiping the biological accident that is humanity away like the piece of proverbial shit that it is.

#teamfakenihilism
 

Misha

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I'm just joking guys. Procreate away, it will only expedite the drain on our natural resources that much quicker thus wiping the biological accident that is humanity away like the piece of proverbial shit that it is.

#teamfakenihilism

okay. i'm probably adopting anyway
 
Hmm, and here I was thinking I'm selfish for not wanting to give up a year of my life being pregnant and eighteen years supporting my parasitic spawn. :p


Not to make a joke about suicide nor in any way condone it, but it's funny how people who say there are too many humans never follow up with "well, I've had my fair share. Bye now"
 

Jobbs

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Hmm, and here I was thinking I'm selfish for not wanting to give up a year of my life being pregnant and eighteen years supporting my parasitic spawn. :p


Not to make a joke about suicide nor in any way condone it, but it's funny how people who say there are too many humans never follow up with "well, I've had my fair share. Bye now"

I successfully didn't make any new people yesterday. Taking this one day at a time.
 
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