Professor Beef
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OH, MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS, ARE YOU?
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OH, MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS, ARE YOU?
Obi Wan and Anakin did like and respect each other very much in between Episode 1 and 3. As poorly as it's handled, there is a progression in their relationship. In Episode 2, Anakin's headstrong and will disobey Obi Wan if he thinks that his way is better. In Episode 3 he's proven himself to be just as capable as Obi-Wan but still does his best to listen to him and take his advice. He's learned from a lot of his mistakes Obi Wan knows this, so their relationship is more buddy-buddy than student-teacher. Obi Wan's account of Anakin to Luke was him trying to shelter Luke from the horrible truth and attempting to establish that Anakin's transition was so dramatic that he no longer sees them as the same person, and in a lot of ways, they aren't. Vader is more or less an alternate personality of Anakin later on, but it doesn't really show outside of Episode 6 and that scene in the Clone Wars show where Vader fought Ahsoka where he goes from conflicted to "then you will DIE."
No.. No, you wouldn't. You'd only be filled with regret and perhaps even feel sick at the very mention of his name. Maybe it helps take the impact of massacring children away if you call them "younglings".
George Lucas is completely insane.
Throughout Episode 2 Obi Wan mostly just complains about what an arrogant asshole Anakin is, and Anakin acts like a petulant brat the entire time, screaming and crying about how everything is Obi-Wan's fault. If they were "good friends" it happened off screen.
The proper way to have handled Anakin Skywalker was to make him a good person who was ultimately seduced by the dark side. Keep it straightforward. Instead, Anakin is portrayed as a bad apple from the start and he massacres children in two different movies!
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It did happen off-screen. Most of their positive interactions happened off screen. A bunch of noodle incidents.
try saying something positive about clinton around a tea party person. they automatically hate you. same with questioning their ideas of tax policies and a bunch of other stuff. doesn't matter if 9/10 things you agree on, theres a few key issues where they automatically write you off as not worth talking to if you disagree on
if i remember right, obi wan sounded like he was mourning a lost friend which fits if anakin started developing schizophrenia or something and it wasn't his actual choice to go down that path
he seems like he's in control of himself (well besides his emotions) so that doesn't actually work
really another solution (well not to those issues but ot the issue of his motivation to kill everyone) is to actually convince us he'd be willing to destroy the entire universe for padme. their relationship was so awkward...
when i eat too much red meat, i start sweating and it smells bad and generally feel bad. part of why i'm not too into meat
When you eat so much meat that you start feeling bad.
alternatively: semen
You Know Nothing
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Sweetmeats.
Professor Beef
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You still have your career as a professor at least.
lol please don't make me also fully litigate this... all we see happen is him acting like a whining baby in front of her, making creepy comments, making fascist remarks, massacring women and children before bringing home a corpse, and then going on a megalomaniacal rant... And that = romantic sparks for some girls, I guess.
#meatismurder
its the weirdest relationship. he acts immature, she treats him like he needs supervision, yet somehow they were a thing (and that was before the whole facist/murdery phase)
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Semen sweats?
nononono. semen is the meat(penis) sweat(liquid discharge)
Professor Beef
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I've never murdered anyone!
I don't get it
Sweat doesn't shoot out of a hole.. It secretes out of many tiny holes
So labored was this penis reference that I think someone is preoccupied ooooh
wait, what does a professor of beef do anyway?
its figurative language. it doesn't have to be perfect
...how do you do that?
You Know Nothing
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Generally a combo of a long-ish dick and being super flexible.
I've tried and failed. (Got close in one occasion) Did you enjoyed sucking your own dick?
Halcyon
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FTFY
If they wanna feel like they managed to suck their own dick they could try 69ing with another dude. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Halcyon
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It was just the tip. It didn't really feel like much of anything, but I have dreams about going farther.
I feel like I may have said too much about this, which was originally just a joke.
he's lying unless he has a few fewer ribs than the rest of us
Professor Beef
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looord have mercy
Of course. He needed a soft touch to guide him. That's not something you can get from sand. It's rough and coatse, and it gets everywhere
not just guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
watch episode 2 and try to imagine padme is an actual girl in real life, especially one who has options, and try and think of the dialogue going on in her head each time anakin whines or says something creepy or does something horrible.
it's just so beyond implausible that she'd go for him
Oh I know. Her reaction to him slaughtering the sand people was baffling. But she knew how much he hated sand.
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