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[SolVanderlyn]

Should I steal somebody else's umbrella?

Stealing is bad bro

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella

 

[Clydefrog]

Years ago, I could easily tell the difference between early hominid skulls and what sub-species they belong to, ancient apes, and modern apes.

you're the best anthropometrist I know

 

[Chuckie]

Just so folks know, other folks have been banned for spoiler talk outside the confines of the GoT OT.

I am not spoiling anything.

 

[Bko]

Stealing is bad bro

Survival of the fittest, dude

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This snowman is pimpin'

 

[Funky Papa]

I am not spoiling anything.

Juuuuuuuuuuust in case.

Spoiler

You are basically just saying that Lady Mormont did something awesome. I haven't watched the episode, BTW.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Survival of the fittest, dude

There's actually a really good passage in Blood Meridian about this.

Moral law is an invention of mankind for the disenfranchisement of the powerful in favor of the weak. Historical law subverts it at every turn. A moral view can never be proven right or wrong by any ultimate test. A man falling dead in a duel is not thought thereby to be proven in error as to his views. His very involvement in such a trial gives evidence of a new and broader view. The willingness of the principals to forgo further argument as the triviality which it in fact is and to petition directly the chambers of the historical absolute clearly indicates of how little moment are the opinions and of what great moment the divergences thereof. For the argument is indeed trivial, but not so the separate wills thereby made manifest. Man’s vanity may well approach the infinite in capacity but his knowledge remains imperfect and howevermuch he comes to value his judgements ultimately he must submit them before a higher court. Here there can be no special pleading. Here are considerations of equity and rectitude and moral right rendered void and without warrant and here are the views of the litigants despised. Decisions of life and death, of what shall be and what shall not, beggar all question of right. In elections of these magnitudes are all lesser ones subsumed, moral, spiritual, natural.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

THIS PANDA HAS A FUCKING GUN!!

 

[Chuckie]

Juuuuuuuuuuust in case.

Spoiler

You are basically just saying that Lady Mormont did something awesome. I haven't watched the episode, BTW.

If you haven't watched it yet, I'd advice you not to read the last few pages in this topic. (I'm glad I didn't)

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Me and Cormac McCarthy are so alike.

I still take Suttree over Blood Meridian, though I know the literary importance of Blood Meridian.

“What do you believe?
I believe that the last and the first suffer equally. Pari passu.
Equally?
It is not alone in the dark of death that all souls are one soul.
Of what would you repent?
Nothing.
Nothing?
One thing. I spoke with bitterness about my life and I said that I would take my own part against the slander of oblivion and against the monstrous facelessness of it and that I would stand a stone in the very void where all would read my name. Of that vanity I recant all.”
― Cormac McCarthy, Suttree

 

[Clydefrog]

Me and Cormac McCarthy are so alike.

I still take Suttree over Blood Meridian, though I know the literary importance of Blood Meridian.

haha, you're nuts

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

haha, you're nuts

You've no idea.

 

[Funky Papa]

THIS PANDA HAS A FUCKING GUN!!

I'd put that into my arcade cabinet and play the shit out of it with some good HLSL filters.

 

[Bko]

Wtf, I'm getting really horny out if nowhere...

 

[Clydefrog]

You've no idea.

now you're reminding me of Maurice Sendak

 

[Lucian Cat]

And now time for Warcraft. Travis better get topless in this is all I'm sayin'

 

[Funky Papa]

"Cum in a Hot Tub"

2 parts vodka
1 part white rum
3 - 5 drops Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour the vodka and rum carefully but not too carefully into a glass. They have different consistencies and you want them to mix just a little. Now let several drops of Bailey's fall into the liquor.

Annnnnd sploosh.

I... uhh... mmm...

Yeah, I haven't reached that point yet.

 

[Jobbs]

Evil papA

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

eh, I'm not grossed about that at all

 

[Lucian Cat]

I... uhh... mmm...

Yeah, I haven't reached that point yet.

Eww

 

[You Know Nothing]

I wonder if there's a recipe for that using actual semen in that semen cookbook.

 

[Chuckie]

I... uhh... mmm...

Yeah, I haven't reached that point yet.

Still better than the "Embryo"

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I wonder if there's a recipe for that using actual semen in that semen cookbook.

I mean, we use other animal's gonads for our consumption, it doesn't feel like that much of a logical leap of it weren't for STI's

 

[FUME5]

I mean, we use other animal's gonads for our consumption, it doesn't feel like that much of a logical leap of it weren't for STI's

He's ready to drink donkey cum on Fear Factor people.

 

[Funky Papa]

Still better than the "Embryo"

I think I used to drink that back when the drinking age was 16 over here. We called it "brains". Strawberry liquor, Bailey's Irish Cream and something else.

It made for some truly vile aftertaste in the morning.

I mean, we use other animal's gonads for our consumption, it doesn't feel like that much of a logical leap of it weren't for STI's

I kinda like rocky mountain oysters, tbh. It's the texture what triggers me.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Even if I could buy this, I wouldn't.

 

[FUME5]

For the fan who wants it to be even more of a pain in the arse to fit an Xbone in the entertainment cabinet.

 

[Funky Papa]

That's keyblade levels of trash.

 

[You Know Nothing]

That's keyblade levels of trash.

 

[Chuckie]

That can't be real.

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's exclusive to Xbox France.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucB1jq6hgQE

Only three of them and you have to enter to win them.

 

[Bko]

I can't believe how much joy this little fur ball brings into my life

 

[You Know Nothing]

I can't believe how much joy this little fur ball brings into my life

Just don't let anyone eat it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What is the first one?



Oh c'mon! Just go meet each other for fuck's sake. I can hear his dick throbbing like the world's biggest jackhammer and your moistness has caused Germany to turn into a tropical area...

bitch wasn't actually directed at you, I just like the gif.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

RobotNinjaHornuts looks like the person trapped underneath the lizard-demon

I wish I was that thin

 

[Granadier]

Oh geeze

 

[Chuckie]

hhahahaa

this could do with a bit of avatars pasted over heads

it's basically the spongebob meme

Maybe I'll get a spot for once too then.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I can't believe how much joy this little fur ball brings into my life

I want a Kitty maybe in the new apartment.

Finally found a parking lot after like 30 minutes. Now on my way to the next tattoo appointment yay

 

[Bko]

Just don't let anyone eat it.

Eat my pussy? No way!

bitch wasn't actually directed at you, I just like the gif.

Bbbbut I like to be called a bitch

 

[Nerdkiller]

Even if I could buy this, I wouldn't.

FEH! Couldn't have waited until Scorpio, huh?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Eat my pussy? No way!



Bbbbut I like to be called a bitch

ok I take it back. bitch! :repares belt::

 

[Jobbs]

I got up early and ran, then I came back and I sat on the couch and fell asleep by accident.. woke up still dirty and gross

and in that time had a really weird sex dream.

now I'm is this real lifing

 

[Chuckie]

I rarely have sex dreams

 

[Granadier]

ok I take it back. bitch! :repares belt::

Oh hi.

---

I feel like shit today. Which is weird because I can't remember the last time I had a hangover.

 

[Chuckie]

ok I take it back. bitch! :repares belt::

Wow. I like this Trab.

 

[FloatOn]

Oh hi.

---

I feel like shit today. Which is weird because I can't remember the last time I had a hangover.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She called me babe

What do I do

 

[Granadier]

And I haven't even had coffee yet today. Fuck.

She called me babe

What do I do

Call her Paul Bunyan and ask if she wants a ride.

 

[FloatOn]

She called me babe

What do I do

bang?