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[Chuckie]

I wanna do stuff to that mouth


Edit: Fuuuuuck top of the page.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I wanna do stuff to that mouth

 

[You Know Nothing]

Too many suggestive mouths on this page.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Distinct lack of dull surprises.

 

[Kevyt]

Too many suggestive mouths on this page.

They all look like they hit their toe on the way to the bathroom.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Distinct lack of dull surprises.
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Adam_Smasher/boards/DullSurprise.jpg

Never forget the prominent phallic undercurrent tho.

They all look like they hit their toe on the way to the bathroom.

They're all like this guy.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Internet and TV don't work. Someone just kill me now.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Internet and TV don't work. Someone just kill me now.

Time for the final resort. Time to read.

On a related note, I can't remember the last time I actually watched anything on live television that wasn't a sport. Thanks, internet.

 

[Chuckie]

Too many suggestive mouths on this page.

You're right. Time for a decent and sophisticated photo

 

[You Know Nothing]

YOU SAID YOU WANNA BANG WELL
FUCK YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRR

I would definitely pursue intimate relations with that prof on the right tho.

The woman kind of reminds me of Michele Bachmann.

 

[Kevyt]

YOU SAID YOU WANNA BANG WELL
FUCK YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRR

I would definitely pursue intimate relations with that prof on the right tho.

The woman kind of reminds me of Michele Bachmann.

Reminds me of blues clues.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't hate 'cause you ain't.

 

[zeemumu]

You're right. Time for a decent and sophisticated photo

Who is this?

 

[Chuckie]

Who is this?

Chanel Preston.

 

[zeemumu]

I heard they're sending a 2nd shipment of Majoras mask 3ds xl's to Australia. Tiddums can you grab me one?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Bjork officially released her new album early. Yay.

 

[Risgroo]

Brb applying to UNE. Those dorky querls are cute

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ayy lmao. That gif.

That guy's adorable tho. #phucktheh9rs

 

[Windam]

My gym shoes just arrived. My equipment is ready to hit the gym. My body... Not so sure.

Spoiler

I haven't done anything strenuous in almost six years now. The hardest thing I've done in recent times is carry my computer tower from my room to the kitchen and back. (Only place to work on it; carpet everywhere but the kitchen.) No fucking way it is ready.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My gym shoes just arrived. My equipment is ready to hit the gym. My body... Not so sure.

Spoiler

I haven't done anything strenuous in almost six years now. The hardest thing I've done in recent times is carry my computer tower from my room to the kitchen and back. (Only place to work on it; carpet everywhere but the kitchen.) No fucking way it is ready.

This was pretty much me before I started running. Your body will hate you at first and you may be able to barely walk. But it will adjust.

 

[Kevyt]

My gym shoes just arrived. My equipment is ready to hit the gym. My body... Not so sure.

Spoiler

I haven't done anything strenuous in almost six years now. The hardest thing I've done in recent times is carry my computer tower from my room to the kitchen and back. (Only place to work on it; carpet everywhere but the kitchen.) No fucking way it is ready.

Gym shoes?

Also, I hate all of you skinny people. Some people can eat anything and not get fat. I'll eat something and boom, fat. It doesn't matter if I exercise or not. I've been struggling with my belly fat for too long now I:

 

[Windam]

Gym shoes?

Also, I hate all of you skinny people. Some people can eat anything and not get fat. I'll eat something and boom, fat. It doesn't matter if I exercise or not. I've been struggling with my belly fat for too long now I:

Trainers. Haven't owned a pair in years.

Also, I am one of the skinny people.


D:

 

[You Know Nothing]

Also, I am one of the skinny people.


D:

You can shovel it in by the pound and not gain any weight. You're a bad person! #SKINNYSHAMING #BODYSHAMING #TRIGGERWARNING

 

[Risgroo]

i'm watching 300 Rise of an Empire, and Eva Green is a str8 freak in it, daaaaaaamn.
Movie is (entertaining)trash tho.

 

[Kevyt]

i'm watching 300 Rise of an Empire, and Eva Green is a str8 freak in it, daaaaaaamn.
Movie is (entertaining)trash tho.

The first one was better. Rise of an Empire was a disappointment.

 

[Windam]

You can shovel it in by the pound and not gain any weight. You're a bad person! #SKINNYSHAMING #BODYSHAMING #TRIGGERWARNING

you cis-gendered bully! :'(

 

[Risgroo]

The first one was better. Rise of an Empire was a disappointment.

The first one doesn't have Eva. Rise WINS.

 

[You Know Nothing]

you cis-gendered bully! :'(

You're goddamn right.

I'm gonna use my white male cis privilege for all it's worth!

 

[Kevyt]

The first one doesn't have Eva. Rise WINS.

The second one doesn't have enough pecs and abs, or that many homo-erotic shots. The first one wins!

 

[Clydefrog]

i'm watching 300 Rise of an Empire, and Eva Green is a str8 freak in it, daaaaaaamn.
Movie is (entertaining)trash tho.

Oh man, that one scene in the boat.... O_O SO HOT

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm cryin'. I know I'm a bad person.

 

[Risgroo]

The second one doesn't have enough pecs and abs, or that many homo-erotic shots. The first one wins!

All those abs make me feel bad about my fatty belly (((

Oh man, that one scene in the boat.... O_O SO HOT

Hnnng yessss.

 

[You Know Nothing]

All those abs make me feel bad about my fatty belly (((

I'm sorry, bb. But I had to.

 

[Kevyt]

I'm cryin'. I know I'm a bad person.

Poor guy... Is there hope for him?

All those abs make me feel bad about my fatty belly (((

Hnnng yessss.

Yeah, I felt the same way... ;_;

 

[Windam]

I'm sorry, bb. But I had to.

How many of those were airbrushed on or were body suits I wonder?

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Pope doesn't make any sense. "Stop breeding like rabbits." "Birth control is still bad tho." Because abstinence only is totally effective at preventing unplanned pregnancy. Because most humans' natural desire to copulate should be repressed because that's completely healthy.

BYE FRANCIS.

How many of those were airbrushed on or were body suits I wonder?

Well, it's Hollywood. So just assume everything's fake. You're more likely to be correct that way.

 

[zeemumu]

The Pope doesn't make any sense. "Stop breeding like rabbits." "Birth control is still bad tho." Because abstinence only is totally effective at preventing unplanned pregnancy. Because most humans' natural desire to copulate should be repressed because that's completely healthy.

BYE FRANCIS.

It'd be healthy if we didn't devour more than we put back onto the world.

 

[Windam]

It'd be healthy if we didn't devour more than we put back onto the world.

But there are already too many humans destroying the Ear--oh.

Oh.

OH.

You weren't talking about swallowing.

Carry on.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'd do this but a) I don't currently have alcohol and b) I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning.

I'm more perched for the salt in the official Republican response.

 

[Turin]

It'd be healthy if we didn't devour more than we put back onto the world.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yelling.

The delusion in her Republican response was too much. In summary, bootstraps. What a fucking joke.

 

[Kevyt]

Yelling.

The delusion in her Republican response was too much. In summary, bootstraps. What a fucking joke.

Too much salt.

Salty republican response?

 

[You Know Nothing]

People still care what Sarah Palin has to say about anything in 2015?

Learn something new every day.

Too much salt.

Salty republican response?

The response was basically, "I was poor once. But now I'm not. Keep believing you won't be one day. Work hard enough and anything is possible no matter what. God is good."

I can't.

 

[Troubled Bat]

Hey FakeGAF, I am back!

Distinct lack of dull surprises.

NEEERRD!

 

[Funky Papa]

Put it... put it in my mouth.

 

[You Know Nothing]

guess what i got right here

my dog trying to sleep

Basically me.

 

[Kevyt]

Basically me.

You sleep in someone else's crotch?

 

[You Know Nothing]

You sleep in someone else's crotch?

Hmm, I should do that sometime.

But seriously, my dog is always up my ass. The attachment is real. She's pretty much my first child.

 

[Kevyt]

Hmm, I should do that sometime.

But seriously, my dog is always up my ass. The attachment is real.

You have a doge? Pics plz...

 

[Risgroo]

AAAAAGH, my roommate is listening to that Sarah McLachlan song, from the animal cruelty ad.
Day ruined