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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Windam

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Fuck this video.

Too good? Making you wanna buy Chivalry? I should be studying, now I'm fighting the urge to open Steam.

Persona 4's so addicting ;_;

My RPG of all-time.

Wife Rise. You won't ragrat.

TRA--

I've been working on it!! <3 She's my choice, too! Sorry Windam :p

I just got into the dungeon after the one you rescue her in! It's like a video game themed dungeon :3.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW *dusts off Yukiko figure's box*

Also, FUCK that dungeon's boss fight. Seriously.


Steamy Bathhouse was pretty good, too. But nothing beats A Corner of Memories.
 

Windam

Scaley member
I was literally popping my pussy to my Vita when dat music was playing.

...

what?

No, seriously, the fuck does "popping my pussy" even mean? It can't be popping your cherry
cos you dun got that cherry smashed up years ago teehee

God I am an old man. Too old for this generation, too young and not white enough for the old generation.
 

Windam

Scaley member
ILU2.

Also she's had the same boyfriend since 8th grade.. and she's my age.. LOL

You better. I've been trying to get my friends to buy your album. "Well, he HAS been compared to Bublé..." You've broken many hearts; some of my friends were crushed to learn you'd rather bed me than them.

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re that girl:

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oh well according to gaf it should be a few weeks before she's done with him then i can swoop in all like "bebe wanna see my CN tower"

and psssh i turn 20 this year! once you're all over 20, s'all good homeh

Now get your ass over here so I can show you THE CN Tower and get pho. Remember the first time I brought it up? Neither do I; it's been that long. And guess what? I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY FUCKING PHO. *cries*
 
Drop That Kitty is a good example of pussy popping in aural form.

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^The gif to demonstrate.

I'm almost 100% certain Jake would have a gif in his collection to demonstrate.

I <3 Jakey :')

Livin' la dolce vita
Life couldn't get much sweeter
Don't you give me a reason
That it's not the right season
Babe I love you a lot
I'll give you all I've got
Yeah you know that it's true
I've been savin' all my summers for you
I've been savin' all my summers for you
Like frooooooooooooooooot, like frooooooooooooooot


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<3
 
You better. I've been trying to get my friends to buy your album. "Well, he HAS been compared to Bublé..." You've broken many hearts; some of my friends were crushed to learn you'd rather bed me than them.

tumblr_inline_mv5oqmF0x61qc007l.gif


re that girl:

45155-Godzilla-fuck-this-gif-yoYL.gif


oh well according to gaf it should be a few weeks before she's done with him then i can swoop in all like "bebe wanna see my CN tower"

and psssh i turn 20 this year! once you're all over 20, s'all good homeh

Now get your ass over here so I can show you THE CN Tower and get pho. Remember the first time I brought it up? Neither do I; it's been that long. And guess what? I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY FUCKING PHO. *cries*
You're so sweet <3 <3. Thank you for doing that! :')

COME TO VANCOUVER AND GET PHO WITH ME. ;_;

Drop That Kitty is a good example of pussy popping in aural form.

YhWK3Jd.gif


^The gif to demonstrate.



Livin' la dolce vita
Life couldn't get much sweeter
Don't you give me a reason
That it's not the right season
Babe I love you a lot
I'll give you all I've got
Yeah you know that it's true
I've been savin' all my summers for you
I've been savin' all my summers for you
Like frooooooooooooooooot, like frooooooooooooooot


iw4dOuBnk36Ei.gif


<3

Jaaakeeee <3. Yaaaaaas! I knew I could count on you like always.

I mished yew <3333
 
So what if I'm fuckin' crazy
Yeah I'm gonna show you
Loco, maniac, sick bitch, psychopath
Yeah I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
Yeah I'm gonna show you
Mental, out my brain, bat shit, go insane
Yeah I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
Yeah I'm gonna show you


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Jaaakeeee <3. Yaaaaaas! I knew I could count on you like always.

I mished yew <3333

I missed you more. <3

Oh my god, I'm so fucking drunk.
 
I'll be back at 11, you just act like a peasant
Got a bow on my panties because my ass is a present
Yeah it's gooder than Megan, you look good when you're beggin'
I'll be laughin' when you beggin' me to just put the head in
Let me sit on your face
It's okay you can play with it
When I'm bouncin' you chill out
And don't you make a mistake with it
Let me see what you workin' with
If I'm ridin' I'm merkin' it
Slow grindin', I'm twerkin' it, yeah I bagged him, I Birkin'd it

I don't need a dozen roses
You ain't gotta wine and dine me no
I don't need a pretty boy ooh gettin' all emotional
You gotta beg for it, beg for it
I wanna see you lookin' up
Baby I'mma need you to beg for it

'Cause we are just animals
Baby it's primal
I want you on all fours
And before I let you walk you gotta show me how you crawl
If you want it all, it's non negotiable
So do as I say
If you wanna get the job you better know who's the boss


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I'm confused what's happening here.

"watch me fart on command" ??

It boils down to butts and holes.
 

Windam

Scaley member
The Order 1886 looking to be the mediocre game everyone thought it would be.

Hey I love Yukiko! She just never seemed like a good romantic option. She never really gives vibes until you get further in the link while Rise wants it all the time.

Well, nobody hints at wanting a relationship other than Rise. Also, I never even finished Rise or Naoto's social links, but I never used Naoto so meh.

No that's Yukiko.

No that's Naoto.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
She's meant to be annoying AF, so she's got that right. If you actually like her, you are fucking up.
I'm fucking up.

Also, the current (and final) season of Justified has me properly slain. Like, actual belly laughs. Tim and Choo-Choo are too much for me to handle.

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Haven't had one in years. But I always did like them.

The secret GOAT sandwich that they ever did was the southern style chicken. It was actually properly delicious. So of course they discontinued it.
 
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