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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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You Know Nothing

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Youe forgote spake fore the olde Englishe feele.

Josh: mosh posh dosh cosh bosh tosh

Yes, they're all actual words. I checked! Your name loves rhyming with British slang.
 
NinjaBoiX

NinjaBoiX

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Josh with a J said:
Wowzers

After reading that one thread, I'm very glad that I get over relationships extremely fast. That shit is just sad
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Yeah, I just read that, wut...

I split up with my GF about two weeks ago. The first week was a little rough in places but I'm past it now. It was the right thing to do, long distance relationships are hard work mane, especially when you throw two kids into the mix. Plus, she started being a pain in the arse, I lost interest.

That OP needs help though, Jesus...
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Which one?
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=998249
 
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Josh with a J

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^ Glad you're doing better buddy and yeah, that's the thread Tence. I feel for the ex, I have a ex from like a year or something ago that hunted me down and reads my posts on here lol.

Crayzay peeps
 
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You Know Nothing

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Josh with a J said:
^ Glad you're doing better buddy and yeah, that's the thread Tence. I feel for the ex, I have a ex from like a year or something ago that hunted me down and reads my posts on here lol.

Crayzay peeps
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So she could be reading these posts right now?

Hello.

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Chuckie

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Oh God it is Infinity Patriot.....AGAIN!!!!

I mean, I get over relationships really slow. The feeling for me lingers long as fuck.
But that's just it. I am sad it is over. Heartbroken but I don't do any stupid shit.
So I thought I was really bad... and then I met Patriot..... got dayum!
 
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Funky Papa

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NinjaBoiX said:
Yeah, I just read that, wut...

I split up with my GF about two weeks ago. The first week was a little rough in places but I'm past it now. It was the right thing to do, long distance relationships are hard work mane, especially when you throw two kids into the mix. Plus, she started being a pain in the arse, I lost interest.

That OP needs help though, Jesus...

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=998249
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Aw man. I'm sad to hear that. You seemed way cool together. A few weeks ago I decided to move past the sex is really fucking great but I don't think I'm interested into something much deeper than that phase and went all in. So far so good. I already stopped bracing for a possible breakup and accepted it as something ongoing. As somebody formerly married to my job, it feels nice to have somebody there for a change.
 
NinjaBoiX

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Funky Papa said:
Aw man. I'm sad to hear that. You seemed way cool together. A few weeks ago I decided to move past the sex is really fucking great but I don't think I'm interested into something much deeper than that phase and went all in. So far so good. I already stopped bracing for a possible breakup and accepted it as something ongoing. As somebody formerly married to my job, it feels nice to have somebody there for a change.
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Awesome dude, just go for it if it feels right! The love of a good woman is a wonderful thing, hope you guys work out mane.

But yeah, we just weren't happening anymore. I always knew the history and distance would make stuff difficult and it proved to be the case, things were really strained by the end. Then we had a blazing argument the night before my birthday over nothing more than her deciding to be a complete cunt, and that was kind of it for me. She's a horrible drunk and apologies after the fact start to ring hollow sooner or later.

Shit trickled along for another week or so but yeah, that was the final nail in the coffin for me.

But it's all good! I'm happy mane, no more tedious two hour phone calls about how shit her day at work was or how much of a twat [family member X] is being. And I'm not made to feel guilty about going out with female friends anymore. Win!

Life's too short to cling onto bullshit relationships.
 
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Funky Papa

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Oh God. Phone calls. I just can't bear those, even innocent, "how was your day" ones. I'm just not that kind of person. I only phone or send IM messages when I actually need them.

"You sound a bit out today"
"Yeah, sorry, I am watching some Wow Girls porn I have my boss texting me over Skype"
 
NinjaBoiX

NinjaBoiX

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Oh yeah, the old "What's wrong? You sound a bit..." question.

"A bit what? Bored? Disinterested? Stifled? Trapped in this banal, spirit-crushing, tedious fucking relationship where I feel more like your guidance councillor than a boyfriend? HUH! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME?"

*exhales deeply*

Thanks Papa, I needed that. Same time next week?
 
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Funky Papa said:
Oh God. Phone calls. I just can't bear those, even innocent, "how was your day" ones. I'm just not that kind of person. I only phone or send IM messages when I actually need them.

"You sound a bit out today"
"Yeah, sorry, I am watching some Wow Girls porn I have my boss texting me over Skype"
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I'm the same kind of person. Apart from the Wow Girls porn anyway.

Also, IM messages, ATM machine, RIP in peace.
 
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Funky Papa

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NinjaBoiX said:
Oh yeah, the old "What's wrong? You sound a bit..." question.

"A bit what? Bored? Disinterested? Stifled? Trapped in this banal, spirit-crushing, tedious fucking relationship where I feel more like your guidance councillor than a boyfriend? HUH! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME?"

*exhales deeply*

Thanks Papa, I needed that. Same time next week?
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Any time, baby. Just rest easy, it could be much worse.

You Know Nothing said:
I'm the same kind of person. Apart from the Wow Girls porn anyway.

Also, IM messages, ATM machine, RIP in peace.
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Clydefrog

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Josh with a J said:
Yo so I was in bed eating a slim jim and I was all like "I can't sleep" so now I'm back

/end story
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Aw, you couldn't sleep last night either? I tried going to bed at midnight and just tossed and turned for 45 minutes. I got up, walked to the couch and turned on the TV; “What’s on the DVR? … Sons of Liberty, a 3-part “History Channel” exclusive about the American Revolution. Okay” I watched the first part and wow it was bad. Kind of excited for parts two and three now though. Sam Adams is portrayed by this long-locked 20-something who is basically the greatest man alive. Paul Revere is a droll character who for some reason already has today’s stereotypical Boston accent. Hank from Breaking Bad plays Benjamin Franklin.

After 2 hours of the first part of the show, I shuffled and chuckled back to bed and fell asleep instantly. At like 3:30 AM.

I'm hella tired at work right now.
 
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You Know Nothing

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Let me go watch. Actually let me go watch last week's episode of The Americans and then Better Call Saul.

Getting caught up on Hannibal fucked with my other shows.
 
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Funky Papa

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I'm defo getting into the newest season of The Americans as soon as I'm done with Justified (which has been HOT fire so far).

My waifu Elizabeth is way too fierce to be denied like that.
 
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Turin

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I love the sort of stripped down look of Better Call Saul. It has an isolated feeling compared to Breaking Bad but in a good way.

An yeah, that ending was hilarious!
 
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Funky Papa

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Turin747 said:
I love the sort of stripped down look of Better Call Saul. It has an isolated feeling compared to Breaking Bad but in a good way.

An yeah, that ending was hilarious!
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I absolutely adore how the show is doing its own thing. It has Breaking Bad's grit and grime, but that's the end of it. Cinematography is also stellar. That sequence with the space blanket had me in stitches.
 
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You Know Nothing

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Shift gear automatic damned if I do
Who's gonna stop me when I'm coming through
What we got left is just me and you
Boy if I go to bed baby can I take you

Get back, get down
Pull me closer if you think you can hang
Hands up, hands tied
Don’t go screaming if I blow you with a bang

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HippieHobo said:
Is that MIA?
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I can't tell if this is shade or not. But that's Beyoncé.
 
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Kevyt

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You Know Nothing said:
Shift gear automatic damned if I do
Who's gonna stop me when I'm coming through
What we got left is just me and you
Boy if I go to bed baby can I take you

Get back, get down
Pull me closer if you think you can hang
Hands up, hands tied
Don’t go screaming if I blow you with a bang

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I can't tell if this is shade or not. But that's Beyoncé.
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No shade intended, but I thought that was MIA.
 
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