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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Kevyt

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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IA962EQ/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Y/N? My Skype sistren have abandoned me in my hour of need.



Because if humans didn't have a primal urge to get together and fuck, humans would have died out a long time ago.

I feel like that would actually be a good thing. We're killing this planet and driving other species to extinction.

Also dating freaking sucks. I hate it now, I hate it... I hate humans!!! Men specifically. I:

I'm switching to the other side.

Sorry for the ranting, I had to get it out of my system.
 

Turin

Banned
Why do we humans have to feel the need to have a romantic partner? Why??? :(

To be fair, not everyone does.

I hate humans!!!

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Kevyt

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To be fair, not everyone does.



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Yeah, not everyone does. Jake certainly doesn't reading all those books and pages from many trees, indirectly supporting deforestation instead of getting digital copies in his tablet of choice, and reducing carbon footprint.

Oh, look:

I bought Child of Light. Emily came to the rescue as per.

So y'all's silence on the matter doesn't even matter!

:)

:p
 
Yeah, not everyone does. Jake certainly doesn't reading all those books and pages from many trees, indirectly supporting deforestation instead of getting digital copies in his tablet of choice, and reducing carbon footprint.

Oh, look:

:)

:p

Breh, I'm like 99% digital when it comes to books these days. Games too (even tho my internet is complete shit.)
 

Nerdkiller

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Breh, I'm like 99% digital when it comes to books these days. Games too (even tho my internet is complete shit.)
BOOO! What will happen when the services go down? We just had the announcement that PS Mobile would be shutting down and you won't be able to download any games you bought prior by September.
 
BOOO! What will happen when the services go down? We just had the announcement that PS Mobile would be shutting down and you won't be able to download any games you bought prior by September.

Well, I'm pretty much digitally exclusive on PC. For consoles, I'm still all about that physical copy life.
 
Papi chulo got his hot paws all over my boy-culo
Let's get stupid, let's get dumb
Each one teach one how to freak some
We up in the backseat actin' very uncouth
No tricks just treats I got for that sweet tooth
I made him scream my name three times, Bloody Mary
I made him scream my name three times, Beetlejuice
Get loose


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Kevyt

Member
Anyone getting wasted this weekend?

Papi chulo got his hot paws all over my boy-culo
Let's get stupid, let's get dumb
Each one teach one how to freak some
We up in the backseat actin' very uncouth
No tricks just treats I got for that sweet tooth
I made him scream my name three times, Bloody Mary
I made him scream my name three times, Beetlejuice
Get loose


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Boy culo? O:?

I'm confuzzled.
 
I feel like that would actually be a good thing. We're killing this planet and driving other species to extinction.

Also dating freaking sucks. I hate it now, I hate it... I hate humans!!! Men specifically. I:

I'm switching to the other side.

Sorry for the ranting, I had to get it out of my system.

I'm single and in a similar situation

Also straight sorryyy

Also noone gave me any idea for an internet going out with people username. Come on people.
 

Kevyt

Member
I'm single and in a similar situation

Also straight sorryyy

Also noone gave me any idea for an internet going out with people username. Come on people.

I'm also straight
as a rainbow~

Being single is not so bad actually now that I think about it.

I gave you an idea for your username ;_;
 
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL BOY
DO YOU WANT ME FOR MY BODY
DO YOU WANT ME FOR MY BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

I'M IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE BOY
I'M IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE BOY
I'M IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE BOY
BUT HIS HEART IS SO COLD


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[1:22:34 AM] Kevin: added
[1:23:27 AM] Jake: Accepted.
[1:23:37 AM] Kevin: word word i seen dat
[1:25:42 AM] Jake: Omg, the Bnet chat actually censors swears. I didn't know this was fucking family hour.
[1:27:02 AM] Kevin: you have to disable it in options lol

My drunken journey with battle.net chat.
 
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Transhuman

Unconfirmed Member
I thought that red wine would taste like liquid Twizzlers. It doesn't.

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Warpaint - Disco//very

I've got a friend with a melody that will kill
She will eat you alive
Like cyanide it's poison
She'll eat you alive
Don't you battle we'll kill you
We'll rip you up and tear you in two
Don't you battle we'll kill you
We'll rip you up and tear you in two
Don't you battle we'll kill you
We'll rip you up and tear you in two


Get #turnt
 

Risgroo

Member
Wise fwom your gwave, thread.
Have some #lewd dildo F1 action http://gfycat.com/VapidMarriedAtlanticsharpnosepuffer
Warpaint - Disco//very

I've got a friend with a melody that will kill
She will eat you alive
Like cyanide it's poison
She'll eat you alive
Don't you battle we'll kill you
We'll rip you up and tear you in two
Don't you battle we'll kill you
We'll rip you up and tear you in two
Don't you battle we'll kill you
We'll rip you up and tear you in two


Get #turnt
Unnfff yassss, I fucking love Warpaint <3

I beat Majora's Mask... now I feel all empty inside :(
Was it your first time? RIP.
I really should play more of MM3D, but GTA heists have stolen all my gaming time.
 

Chuckie

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Was it your first time? RIP.
I really should play more of MM3D, but GTA heists have stolen all my gaming time.

Yeah the first time. I played it on the N64 for a while but didn't finish it. Then I played it on the Cube (the special Zelda collection disc) and didn't finish it. Then I bought it on the Wii shop....and never finished it...I actually only finished the swamp.

And then I decided to buy it again on the 3DS and I loved it!
 

Risgroo

Member
Yeah the first time. I played it on the N64 for a while but didn't finish it. Then I played it on the Cube (the special Zelda collection disc) and didn't finish it. Then I bought it on the Wii shop....and never finished it...I actually only finished the swamp.

And then I decided to buy it again on the 3DS and I loved it!

Awesome!
I have it on Wii and Gamecube, but I've actually only finished it once, back in 2009 IIRC. It's my least played 3D Zelda(even though I love it), but I'm gonna change that soon, might try to 100% it.
 

Chuckie

Member
I still prefer OoT and Wind Waker tbh, but my favourite Zelda changes all the time.

Yeah I like these a bit more too. However the atmosphere of MM was just fucking awesome. A real high creepiness factor which I loved.

I also got 100%, something I never even did with OoT :p
 
Now onto Hannibal Rising. The Origin Story™ of the series.

A few memorable fucked up moments from Hannibal:

Hannibal sniffing Clarice's steering wheel and licking it.

Clarice "breastfeeding" Hannibal.

Hannibal's sister Mischa being cannibalized when they were children.

Mason making martinis with children's tears, Mason molesting children, Mason raping Margot when they were kids. Yeah, the show already delved into all this. But the book expounded on it. Basically ANYTHING TO DO WITH MASON.
 
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