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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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Invisible Man
aka SexyNerd
Fuck. Have I been seeing my beard color wrong this whole time? I always thought it was a brownish blonde like an Ale.
Also who wants to hear some stories from when I worked at a bouncy castle place?
You Know Nothing
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Looks more brownish blonde than red to me. Funky's color blind.
Also, if these stories involve children puking everywhere then I absolutely want to hear them.
I love stories!
The show is basically it's own thing.
Like how there's a thousand different iterations of the Batman story.
The show is basically it's own thing.
Like how there's a thousand different iterations of the Batman story.
You Know Nothing
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The first two seasons are a prequel to the series in general. A lot of stuff is changed from the books/movies.
I'd say NBC Hannibal is more a complete retelling and reimagination of the series than anything. It draws on the books for inspiration but really changes stuff around and does its own thing as well.
tl;dr I wouldn't consider it canon with the films.
Invisible Man
aka SexyNerd
Well they include oral sex, writing erotica, a weird guy who thought I was an actor, being the designated plumber since I was the only guy working there, and a crazy customer.
Which do you guys want to hear first?
Yeah, it's the best OST I've heard in a looong time. I'm trying not to listen to it too much before I actually play the game, but it's just so good.
Weird guy or the crazy customer
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
The first one. Or the last one.
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Not doing much for me.
I'll just take Anderson Cooper. He's 47. 22 years older than I am. He counts!
Invisible Man
aka SexyNerd
Weird guy wins out!
So on one uneventful day, in walks a father and his son. Little did I know that this guy would become kinda obsessed with me.
As I was ringing him up for an half hour of bounce time, he remarks, "Hey are you an actor? I'm sure I've seen you in something." Surprised, I answer, "No, but thanks I guess? "
Still convinced I'm an actor who for some reason is now working a minimum wage part time job, he responds, "C'mon buddy I know you're an actor." I assure him again I'm not and finish ringing him up, and him and his son walk to the bouncy castles.
About ten minutes later he walks up to the counter to buy a soda and some chips.
"I figured out what movie you're in", he says as he puts the items on the counter. Humoring him I ask, "Oh yeah? Which one?" He tells me and I tell him I could see how I could resemble that actor. He pays and then goes back playing with his son.
His time expires and he finally leaves. I tell him to have a nice day and was glad to have him gone as he made me a little uncomfortable.
Turns out he would become a regular. So everytime he comes while I'm working he goes out of his way to find a way to come up to me and make small talk and asking if I found any new roles. And when I'm not working he asks my coworkers where I'm at and at this point knows me on a first name basis.
One day my boss tells us he's planning on filming a commercial for our store and wants us to be in it. I excitedly told him I would since who wouldn't want to be on TV?
But this news also gave me the idea play with the guy.
So the next time he came in, I told him, "Hey you'll be seeing me on TV soon."
"Oh yeah?", he said amusedly. I tell him about the commercial and filming here. He asks who's going to be in it and I tell him most everyone who works here.
He peers over at my coworker and then back at me. "She's al...right, but you've got to be the main focus. You're the best looking guy here." I was at a loss for words as I couldn't believe he said that out loud and where my coworker could here it.
"He's the only guy that works here", she said breaking the brief silence. I laugh and agree with her. He tells us it's cool we're shooting a commercial and then goes on about his business.
After that he only came in a couple times before he stopped coming in.
So on one uneventful day, in walks a father and his son. Little did I know that this guy would become kinda obsessed with me.
As I was ringing him up for an half hour of bounce time, he remarks, "Hey are you an actor? I'm sure I've seen you in something." Surprised, I answer, "No, but thanks I guess? "
Still convinced I'm an actor who for some reason is now working a minimum wage part time job, he responds, "C'mon buddy I know you're an actor." I assure him again I'm not and finish ringing him up, and him and his son walk to the bouncy castles.
About ten minutes later he walks up to the counter to buy a soda and some chips.
"I figured out what movie you're in", he says as he puts the items on the counter. Humoring him I ask, "Oh yeah? Which one?" He tells me and I tell him I could see how I could resemble that actor. He pays and then goes back playing with his son.
His time expires and he finally leaves. I tell him to have a nice day and was glad to have him gone as he made me a little uncomfortable.
Turns out he would become a regular. So everytime he comes while I'm working he goes out of his way to find a way to come up to me and make small talk and asking if I found any new roles. And when I'm not working he asks my coworkers where I'm at and at this point knows me on a first name basis.
One day my boss tells us he's planning on filming a commercial for our store and wants us to be in it. I excitedly told him I would since who wouldn't want to be on TV?
But this news also gave me the idea play with the guy.
So the next time he came in, I told him, "Hey you'll be seeing me on TV soon."
"Oh yeah?", he said amusedly. I tell him about the commercial and filming here. He asks who's going to be in it and I tell him most everyone who works here.
He peers over at my coworker and then back at me. "She's al...right, but you've got to be the main focus. You're the best looking guy here." I was at a loss for words as I couldn't believe he said that out loud and where my coworker could here it.
"He's the only guy that works here", she said breaking the brief silence. I laugh and agree with her. He tells us it's cool we're shooting a commercial and then goes on about his business.
After that he only came in a couple times before he stopped coming in.
Oh wow, this is very different from most game soundtracks, but it's really cool! I'll listen to some more tracks later.
Still no desire to play the game tho
Wow! A REAL actor! Right here in FakeGAF!
Our new celebrity.
Why is it so hard to find a decent Snapey gif? 
*hear
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Well someone did say that you resembled Troy Baker in the FaceGaf thread.
Also that weird guy might have been trying to hit on you. Hence all the silly "hey you look like an actor" convos.
Okay, next story please.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
So about those Kojima news.
What the hell.
What the hell.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
So I have proof god isn't real
WHY THE FUCK WOULD A BENEVOLENT BEING MAKE A FUCKING ILLNESS WHERE SWALLOWING HURTS. AND THEN MAKE YOU PRODUCE WAY MORE SPIT THAN USUAL SO YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW EVERY FUCKING MINUTE.
WHY.
Fuck you tonsillitis or whatever the fuck is going on with my throat.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD A BENEVOLENT BEING MAKE A FUCKING ILLNESS WHERE SWALLOWING HURTS. AND THEN MAKE YOU PRODUCE WAY MORE SPIT THAN USUAL SO YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW EVERY FUCKING MINUTE.
WHY.
Fuck you tonsillitis or whatever the fuck is going on with my throat.
You Know Nothing
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God isn't benevolent. Old Testament God is my favorite villain. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ayy.
A lot of the tracks are vocal and they're the best of the bunch. Singing in gibberish is beautiful.
Ayy.
A lot of the tracks are vocal and they're the best of the bunch. Singing in gibberish is beautiful.
Maybe he was scouting for porn talent?
I guess he's finally getting off that rusty old boat. Good for him.
I'm waiting for a game/movie/show where God and Satan are akin to being like the heads of two really fucked up crime organizations.
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Been reading through some of the non-book Game of Thrones threads for big season moments.
This gif summarizes most of the posts during them:
This gif summarizes most of the posts during them:
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Transhuman
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Why is it so hard to find a decent Snapey gif?
Alan Rickman would do one good take of a scene then go on crazy adlibs while humping props on the set. The blooper reels are awesome.
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Lex parsimoniae says Tumblr's the real reason.
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Transhuman
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What's more likely, that Alan Rickman is cocaine addicted savant, or that tumblr sucks.
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Hannibal Rising: Adventures In Art Theft.
Man, what a dumb turn this book has taken right now. Thomas Harris pls. I mean, I know what it's leading to. But that it's so drawn out just feels like padding.
Man, what a dumb turn this book has taken right now. Thomas Harris pls. I mean, I know what it's leading to. But that it's so drawn out just feels like padding.
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Been reading through some of the non-book Game of Thrones threads for big season moments.
This gif summarizes most of the posts during them:
You little shit.
Three more weeks, wooohoo!
If you let her do it.
She looks cute, but that whip is way too intimidating. I'm not into anything that will leave permanent marks on me, thx.
Edit for poppy edm bopz: Zedd - I Want You To Know ft. Selena Gomez
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Sis, learn to love yourself. That song was rancid donkey shit when i first heard it a few weeks ago. It's still rancid donkey shit now.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I know, right? But it's so damn catchy. I mean, the lyrics alone are cringe central, but I think I've played it over five times on my Spotify this morning
Time to undust the TReznor playlist.
You Know Nothing
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I know, right? But it's so damn catchy. I mean, the lyrics alone are cringe central, but I think I've played it over five times on my Spotify this morning
I don't even find it melodically gripping. There is literally nothing to enjoy here.
tl;dr
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'd... I'd allow it.
PirateKing
Junior Member
Feeling emo tonight.
Movie suggestions? Need to watch something with deep thought into it.
Movie suggestions? Need to watch something with deep thought into it.
Chuckie
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I think she is leaving marks though in that second gif.
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Funky Papa
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Looks like TRASH just from the poster. I'll check it out.
Also, the ultimate deep thought sci-fi movie would be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. What does 42 really mean?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I adore Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, even if fans of the books/radio show trashed it. The cast was sensational, FX were more than serviceable and the funnies were on point. Young Zooey Deschanel was also total waifu material. Like, whoa.
You Know Nothing
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I love it. Martin Freeman was qt in it too.
I haven't read the books. But they're on The List
I haven't read the books. But they're on The List
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Love him or hate him, the old goat knows what he's talking about.
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Transhuman
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I own two pairs of sweatpants. He didn't lie.
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/insurgent/
Damn, Insurgent got thrashed in reviews. Seems to be full of action and not much else. Will watch. And unlike The Hunger Games, there is no love triangle in this series.
Bye Felicia.
Damn, Insurgent got thrashed in reviews. Seems to be full of action and not much else. Will watch. And unlike The Hunger Games, there is no love triangle in this series.
Bye Felicia.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It's powered by #filth. It will never run out.
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Filth and cocaine.
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