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[Funky Papa]

Sounds lovely. Will watch.

Thanks, babe.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Screeching that this got a thread.

Sexually insecure GAF out in full force.

 

[Clydefrog]

Screeching that this got a thread.

Sexually insecure GAF out in full force.

My flaccid penis tends to be the largest at around 4:00 - 4:30 PM every day.

Whenever I hit up the bathroom during that time period, I'm amazed. I don't know what causes it to be so much larger than the rest of the day.

edit: that thread is ridiculous. I will not post in it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

But you need to look at his penis and then make a big deal about it like you're suddenly gay or bi or something because you looked at a penis that wasn't your own. It stands to reason given the amount of breasts I've seen, I should be straight by now.

Some straight men are too fucking much sometimes.

 

[Linius]

These are the parts of GAF I like to witness as a bystander. It's pretty amazing stuff.

EDIT

Damn it. I hit up Facebook and at the top I see this girl I like did like an article about what Bieb is packing. I'm done.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is a smart move. Alcohol seems like the only way any adult could endure Chuck E. Cheese.

These are the parts of GAF I like to witness as a bystander. It's pretty amazing stuff.

EDIT

Damn it. I hit up Facebook and at the top I see this girl I like did like an article about what Bieb is packing. I'm done.

Ayy lmao.

 

[Funky Papa]

Or as we say in Spanish, the Bieberón.

Anyway, sexually insecure GAF should stop licking Cheeto dust from their figers if they want to discover the real size of their Ds. I was shocked when I was began dieting some years ago and noticed how the decrease in hypogastric fat came with a directly proportional increase of shaft length. I swear to God I put on a good couple of extra centimetres just by not eating junk food.

This is a smart move. Alcohol seems like the only way any adult could endure Chuck E. Cheese.



Ayy lmao.

Weren't OG Chuck E. Cheese like dank bars for kids anyway?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Weren't OG Chuck E. Cheese like dank bars for kids anyway?

The dankest of the dank.

If Chuck E. Cheese were a meme it would be rage comics.

 

[zeemumu]

The premiere is filled with copious sex and extremely gory violence.

It ain't holdin' shit back. I feel it's definitely a better premiere episode than Coven or Freak Show. Far, far better really. A general sinister air permeates it like with Asylum.

Hopefully it keeps the plotlines to a minimum. That's what kept me away from Asylum. Between the killer and the evil doctor and the crazy people and the aliens and the devil, there was too much going on.

 

[Funky Papa]

Whaaaaat?

Asylum was amazing. A bit OT at times and completely deranged, but in a good way.

 

[Kevyt]

I don't see anything amazing about Bieb's D? Looks normal to me.

 

[Windam]

Aloha

Spoiler

snackbar

everyone

 

[Turin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=181082774&postcount=27

This guys avatar. I'm jealous of it.

*swoon*

 

[Nerdkiller]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=181082774&postcount=27

This guys avatar. I'm jealous of it.

*swoon*

I don't have to walk this way now, do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTToXKgwZc

 

[Turin]

I don't have to walk this way now, do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTToXKgwZc

Lol! That's great.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I don't have to walk this way now, do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTToXKgwZc

It's been a while since I last watched Young Frankenstein, I should watch it again soon. Such a good film.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ellie's new song is a bop.

On My Mind tried it with its Message In A Bottle riff and tiresome chorus.

--------------------------------------------

Enya - Echoes In Rain

And new Enya after seven years. What a blessed day.

 

[Risgroo]

The Battlefront beta is so good. God is real.

Ellie's new song is a bop.

On My Mind tried it with its Message In A Bottle riff and tiresome chorus.

Ooh, that's much better! Album hype restored.
Dunno if she can top Carly Bae's album though. Finally got around to listening to it last night, and I loved almost every track. My little one-hit wonder can't be this good.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Two uni shootings in one fucking day...

America is beyond fucked. We're lowering the bar that we already set.

 

[Windam]

You guys just need to arm yourselves outside the house. Open carry should be legal in all 50 states

Spoiler

for white people

.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ready for mandatory gun courses at the local preschool.

"So little Brecken can learn how to be a 'good guy with a gun'!"

 

[You Know Nothing]

Five free games.

 

[Funky Papa]

Five free games.

Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, Jesus.

 

[Kevyt]

Hey all~

Click here if you want to get Rick Roll'd.

 

[zeemumu]

Thank you, Jesus.


Thank you, Jesus.

I learned to make these about a year ago when YouKnowNothing posted them.

 

[Transhuman]

Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam

Fucking Neil Cicierega

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=181596450#post181596450

Nothing's right, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed. Lying naked on this floor.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I learned to make these about a year ago when YouKnowNothing posted them.

They really are divine.

 

[Funky Papa]

Acute.

I learned to make these about a year ago when YouKnowNothing posted them.

They really are divine.

Tell me they taste as good as they look.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You know the real winner from last night's Democratic debate was Martin O'Malley's body.

#DILFVP2016

Tell me they taste as good as they look.

They're incredible.

 

[Turin]

For all we know, he might already have it all sorted out with Hildawg.

 

[zeemumu]

Tell me they taste as good as they look.

Oh yeah, they're great. I don't know why I haven't made any in a while.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[TheKaeptain]

Or as we say in Spanish, the Bieberón.

Anyway, sexually insecure GAF should stop licking Cheeto dust from their figers if they want to discover the real size of their Ds. I was shocked when I was began dieting some years ago and noticed how the decrease in hypogastric fat came with a directly proportional increase of shaft length. I swear to God I put on a good couple of extra centimetres just by not eating junk food.

This is true.

I went from 160 to 210 and now I am at 190. Yeah My dick shrink a little when I put on the weight. I still get these texts from chicks so I think I am okay but just imagine if I was at 160 still?

 

[Kevyt]

This is true.

I went from 160 to 210 and now I am at 190. Yeah My dick shrink a little when I put on the weight. I still get these texts from chicks so I think I am okay but just imagine if I was at 160 still?

lol

"I'm taking a screenshot"

My man.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Goddamn @ the end of Homeland this week.

It's getting so good already.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

FUCKING RIFFS

Dinosaur Pile Up. UNH. Never stop riffing.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Just watched Jurassic World...it was a fun ride.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

It was ok.

I'm consistently stunned by how much money those kinds of movies make tho.

 

[Nerdkiller]

It was ok.

I'm consistently stunned by how much money those kinds of movies make tho.

I was surprised when hit third place on the box office totem pole...but I think I can see why. Mix of nostalgia, plus the fact that we haven't seen a dinosaur movie of this calibre in years. Not to mention, dinosaurs are more universally appealing than any character in a superhero movie. Mostly on account of them actually existing at one point...AND ARE AWESOME!

 

[TheKaeptain]

lol

"I'm taking a screenshot"

My man.

You should hear the shit this chick tells me. She really believes in that astrology BS. So me being a Cap = being the cockiest person she sleeps with. Yet, every time she's bored and free she's hitting me up.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Astrology is the worst. Well not the worst but it's bad mainly because of how widespread it is. Just unbelievable.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Astrology is the worst. Well not the worst but it's bad mainly because of how widespread it is. Just unbelievable.

The amount of people I know that seem like rational humans that believe in it is insane.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ostensibly it seems that women and gay men are most likely to believe in astrology than anyone else.

Source: Anecdotal evidence from my ass.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Ostensibly it seems that women and gay men are most likely to believe in astrology than anyone else.

Source: Anecdotal evidence from my ass.

Can I be a source because I work on a lot of film sets and this seems to be somewhat true.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Enjoying a glass of chardonnay while browsing GAF. #justwhitepeoplethings

Can I be a source because I work on a lot of film sets and this seems to be somewhat true.

Definitely. Time to publish my completely scientific study on the subject.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

dat feel when ur attracted to someone you know and ur self esteem and body image are completely nonexistant and u cant do anything about it

 

[You Know Nothing]

dat feel when ur attracted to someone you know and ur self esteem and body image are completely nonexistant and u cant do anything about it

😭

You'll get there eventually, bew.

 

[MutFox]

My fellow Canadians,
Go out and VOTE!

 

[Funky Papa]

Astrology is the worst. Well not the worst but it's bad mainly because of how widespread it is. Just unbelievable.

Homeopathy is much, much worse.

My fellow Canadians,
Go out and VOTE!

But I want my northern dystopia.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

we should just annex canada. Create the United States of America and Canada.