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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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The amount of thirst in here. When will the Rub' al Khali?

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PirateKing

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Vazra is a half digested zombie that has a giant jellyfish like creature attached to it, which fires projectiles. If you destroy the creature, the remaining husk of flesh lunges at you mindlessly. It's gross.

This sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh card description for a monster
 

Jobbs

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My anatomy is pretty average tbh but I've found its not the size but how you use it that matters

As Donald Trump says, there's no problem down there, believe me. (Just look at these damn hands) But I don't have a monster penis like half the thread, no.

Mine is not big but apparently thick. I could show you if you want LOL

I have a feeling you're serious, but I don't look at peoples internet genitals if I can help it! I'm here for family fun
 

Kevyt

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As Donald Trump says, there's no problem down there, believe me. (Just look at these damn hands) But I don't have a monster penis like half the thread, no.

Those are not Donald Trump's hands.

I have a feeling you're serious, but I don't look at peoples internet genitals if I can help it! I'm here for family fun

That's like perfect family fun, especially if you have sisters, aunts and mothers.

Admiring the human male genitalia with your sisters and aunts.

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I have a feeling you're serious, but I don't look at peoples internet genitals if I can help it! I'm here for family fun
Lol I've mentioned before that I have pics and gifs. Im not shy and Im pretty open about everything really. Also most adults have seen other genitals in porn or other situations which is why I don't see a big deal about it. But you know that if requested... ;)
 

Jobbs

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I'm not really interested in pussy pics either, honestly, even though I'm straight. I don't find genitals isolated and photographed to be very erotic. Context is required. Much context.
 
boobs pics are meh, I can just look at boobs online if I want
never took a dick pic , don't see the point, online has plenty of dick pics if someone wants to see a dick.



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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I've never tried gin straight. Always use it for a Tom Collins.

Acceptable.

The English had it right:

By 1721, however, Middlesex magistrates were already decrying gin as "the principal cause of all the vice & debauchery committed among the inferior sort of people".[2] In 1736, the Middlesex Magistrates complained, "It is with the deepest concern your committee observe the strong Inclination of the inferior Sort of People to these destructive Liquors, and how surprisingly this Infection has spread within these few Years … it is scarce possible for Persons in low Life to go anywhere or to be anywhere, without being drawn in to taste, and, by Degrees, to like and approve of this pernicious Liquor."[3]

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Jobbs

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Eh I think women sometimes might like dick pics, depending on the woman -- not unheard of -- but usually it's when they ASK for it. They probably almost never like receiving unsolicited penises.

It could also be that they ask for it so they have something on you, though. In any case I'd never ever do it.

And no to the vagina singing thing! Not clicking
 

FUME5

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The only marsupials on the North American continent.

Incidentally, Australian possums are adorable and nothing like our giant meth rat opossums.

You're talking about Ring Tail Possums I assume?

Eh I think women sometimes might like dick pics, depending on the woman -- not unheard of -- but usually it's when they ASK for it. They probably almost never like receiving unsolicited penises.

It could also be that they ask for it so they have something on you, though. In any case I'd never ever do it.

And no to the vagina singing thing! Not clicking

No chill.
 

Kevyt

Member
Eh I think women sometimes might like dick pics, depending on the woman -- not unheard of -- but usually it's when they ASK for it. They probably almost never like receiving unsolicited penises.

It could also be that they ask for it so they have something on you, though. In any case I'd never ever do it.

And no to the vagina singing thing! Not clicking

Vagina singing thing?
 
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