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[You Know Nothing]

Spoiler

he's cute and into butt stuff.

what did you expect?

Well when you put it that way...

 

[Kevyt]

Sales expected to increase in the bible belt.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm ghost audrey, only one of those

Still, I felt like I was intruding.

I am also sad you didn't respond to my Vocaroo response :c

 

[Jobbs]

Still, I felt like I was intruding.

I am also sad you didn't respond to my Vocaroo response :c

if you don't go to a pub to get pissed then what do you go there for. I stand by my decision

and halycon is hunky dreamboat, he's gone, don't tell him I said that

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

if you don't go to a pub to get pissed then what do you go there for. I stand by my decision

and halycon is hunky dreamboat, he's gone, don't tell him I said that

No yes that's my point

It's redundant information

We don't need to add the "to get pissed" because it's a forgone conclusion that you're going to get hammered

 

[You Know Nothing]

Maybe some people just like the peanuts.

 

[Vazra]

Maybe some people just like the peanuts.

Salted or not salted?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Maybe some people just like the peanuts.

Why would you go to the pub for that though, pubs are stupid expensive

 

[Kevyt]

Maybe some people just like the peanuts.

Peanuts are great, and so is peanut butter.

That remidns me, I eat peanut butter every day. Is that bad?

 

[Granadier]

Basically, yeah, she had us down as being in a relationship, but thought we should slow down. I told her we weren't in a relationship, she started crying. I told her I don't have time for silly games. She asked to be friends in that case, I said no.

This is fucking gold Jerry.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Not changing Lexa for anyone else!

I mean why would you



I'm at work and I really have to poop. I'm the only girl in the whole squadron on swing shift so I get the whole bathroom to myself.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Salted or not salted?

Salted.

Why would you go to the pub for that though, pubs are stupid expensive

They got money to burn and want the ambiance and some comfort food!

Peanuts are great, and so is peanut butter.

That remidns me, I eat peanut butter every day. Is that bad?

Yes, you're going to die.

But really, peanut butter every day is fine. Just make sure not to overdo it as it's p calorie dense.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I just realized...the U.S. government pays me to poop.

 

[Professor Beef]

oh fuck yes, I have a phone interview today. I haven't shaved in weeks due to being depressed, so I'll have to change that soon since I'm gonna nail this interview.

I just realized...the U.S. government pays me to poop.

They're paying you to post on GAF too

 

[Silphonica]

I just realized...the U.S. government pays me to poop.

not a big deal, getting paid to poop is a strategic tactic in any workplace.

 

[Granadier]

My cat has no sense of time. He gets fed every day at the same time, yet without fail he turns into Mr. Meowpants Botherbutt 30 mins beforehand.

Bitch, get a watch.

 

[Jobbs]

Larry Wilmore is consistently unfunny and all the bits are consistently terrible. Think I'm done giving this guy a chance.

 

[Vazra]

Now let's have a serious conversation FakeGAF

Samoas Girl Scout Cookies >>> Thin Mints GSC

 

[Granadier]

Thin Mints or GTFO

 

[FloatOn]

There is a milf in class tonight

Lawd

 

[You Know Nothing]

Thin Mints destroy every other Girl Scout cookie.

Thin Mints chilled. Lawd.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I mean why would you

Because Twin Peaks

Now let's have a serious conversation FakeGAF

Samoas Girl Scout Cookies >>> Thin Mints GSC

I don't know what either of these biscuits are

 

[Vazra]

Thin Mints or GTFO

Thin Mints destroy every other Girl Scout cookie.

Thin Mints chilled. Lawd.

 

[fengshuifever]

• sees Twin Peaks avatars everywhere

• a sense of warmth grows in fengshuifever's heart

 

[You Know Nothing]

A cookie compromise, a thin mint sandwiched between two samoas or vice versa.

I don't know what either of these biscuits are

Crack.

 

[Timu]

Who the hell is Lexa?

 

[Granadier]

Thin Mints destroy every other Girl Scout cookie.

Thin Mints chilled. Lawd.

You. I like you.

 

[Kevyt]

My cat has no sense of time. He gets fed every day at the same time, yet without fail he turns into Mr. Meowpants Botherbutt 30 mins beforehand.

Bitch, get a watch.

lol, cats are adorable.

There is a milf in class tonight

Lawd

Whatever you do, don't pop a boner in the middle of class.

 

[Jobbs]

I need stuff to make grasshoppers

 

[Kevyt]

Who the hell is Lexa?

Her Majesty Commander Queen Hedda of the Thirteen clans.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Who the hell is Lexa?

A character in the CW show The 100.

 

[Vazra]

Why did I decide to talk about cookies.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Bourbon biscuits are best biscuits

NOTE: They do not contain bourbon

Fuck now I want some bourbon biscuits

 

[Kevyt]

I hate you guys...

My thirst for cookies is now real

 

[Jobbs]

Bourbon biscuits are best biscuits

NOTE: They do not contain bourbon

Fuck now I want some bourbon biscuits

They also don't contain biscuits you fuck

 

[Vazra]

I should stop googling

 

[Timu]

Her Majesty Commander Queen Hedda of the Thirteen clans.

A character in the CW show The 100.

Wow, I never heard of that actually, no lie!!!

 

[Funky Papa]

"Man, you can tell Nicky eats a mean pussy just by looking at her face"

My girlfriend while watching Orange is the New Black.

I feel uncomfortable.

 

[Jobbs]

My girlfriend while watching Orange is the New Black.

I've heard that said about me ᕮ◔ ͜ʖ◔ᕭ

BTW I just did this to get $100 on PSN for $80. Gonna use it for muh Dark Souls III

 

[FUME5]

"Man, you can tell Nicky eats a mean pussy just by looking at her face"

My girlfriend while watching Orange is the New Black.

I feel uncomfortable.

How similar are your girls features?

 

[Silphonica]

How similar are your girls features?

how was the mexican food bro

 

[Vazra]

Since we reached the pussy eating talk (NSFW)

 

[You Know Nothing]

Since we reached the pussy eating talk (NSFW)

My pussy good, pussy sweet, pussy good enough to eat

Almost as iconic as Twerk.

 

[FUME5]

how was the mexican food bro

Yeah, went well. She liked my cooking, her dog liked me etc...Didn't put any moves on due to a) bellies full of mexican and beer and b) I like the ladies to set the pace (PC bro, I need that consent).

Kissed when she left with the type of hug that says we're both down for more, I'll text her later today and line something up in the next few days.

So, doing it adult style rather than the usual drunkenly fall into bed with someone.

How about your meeting?

Since we reached the pussy eating talk (NSFW)

Posted these in Realpic I think, but if you want some tracks about licking and sucking...

The Beatnuts are down.

So is the Odd Squad.

And possibly the best song about Fellatio - Put it in your Mouth by Akinyele.

 

[Silphonica]

Yeah, went well. She liked my cooking, her dog liked me etc...Didn't put any moves on due to a) bellies full of mexican and beer and b) I like the ladies to set the pace (PC bro, I need that consent).

Kissed when she left with the type of hug that says we're both down for more, I'll text her later today and line something up in the next few days.

So, doing it adult style rather than the usual drunkenly fall into bed with someone.

How about your meeting?

I think not having sex on the first date is good. But just because it builds sexual tension between both of you init if sparks fly, its something you can both look forward to.

Thats good man, im happy for you.

We didnt meet but weve been talking tonight on text message and flirting a lot, i have no idea where my mind is, i told her ill call her tomorrow. I need to go console my flatmate who lost his job due to oil prices being terribly low.

 

[FUME5]

I think not having sex on the first date is good. But just because it builds sexual tension between both of you init if sparks fly, its something you can both look forward to.

Thats good man, im happy for you.

We didnt meet but weve been talking tonight on text message and flirting a lot, i have no idea where my mind is, i told her ill call her tomorrow. I need to go console my flatmate who lost his job due to oil prices being terribly low.

Second date, third date is go time according to my personal etiquette.

Got no advice for you man, other than what I said before, hope whatever goes down is good for you.

 

[Vazra]

Posted these in Realpic I think, but if you want some tracks about licking and sucking...

The Beatnuts are down.

So is the Odd Squad.

And possibly the best song about Fellatio - Put it in your Mouth by Akinyele.

I posted Akinyele there too! You got taste.

Don't forget My Neck, My Back by Khia

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

They also don't contain biscuits you fuck

YOUR "BISCUITS" HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BISCUITS YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE

THEY'RE LIKE SHITTY SAVOURY SCONES

 

[Silphonica]

Second date, third date is go time according to my personal etiquette.

Got no advice for you man, other than what I said before, hope whatever goes down is good for you.

normally i dont make it to 3 anyway in the grand scheme of things, so you're up in the upper tier already.

it is what it is, the girl from the store i havent messaged all day, and im sure shes wondering why, Im not sure what to do, because shes really nice. But i too emotionally involved in my ex and im pretty sure she is interested in me.

I think overall im doing myself a disservice, but as many love songs have told me, follow your heart and shit. But i need to be nice to this other girl, but im not sure how.

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2014/05/biscuit-vs-cookie/

So you’ve got it, right? A British biscuit is an American cookie and an American cookie is a British cookie and an American biscuit is a British scone and an American scone is something else entirely. Simple! Now, what would you like with your tea?

Baked goods are the devil.